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message 20251: by [deleted user] (new)

You can get a better job im sure its ridiculous if its only a second time. Hasnt she ever heard of 3 strikes your out?


message 20252: by Eternal Werecat, Aunty Jess (new)

Eternal Werecat | 14174 comments Mod
She claims that she warned me 3 times but I think that's just a claim she's making to justify my dismissal.


message 20253: by Hanna- (new)

Hanna-   | 945 comments I need to be on more but eh. Oh how i love 2014 now!! Sighs happily. Hi jess and them


message 20254: by [deleted user] (new)

Eternal Werecat wrote: "She claims that she warned me 3 times but I think that's just a claim she's making to justify my dismissal."

yup, she wanted to fire you.....


message 20255: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Some people suck


message 20256: by [deleted user] (new)

agreed. When my boss fired me because I wanted to go to church......

I ate over a hundred dollars worth of toppings and food .-. I had a massive stomachache but I was like why not? it's not coming out of my now nonexistent paycheck el oh el


message 20257: by Eternal Werecat, Aunty Jess (new)

Eternal Werecat | 14174 comments Mod
my problem is, I JUST moved out on my own a month ago. I have been putting in apps like crazy since, though Mon I was pretty much useless.


message 20258: by [deleted user] (new)

dang that sucks


message 20259: by [deleted user] (new)

ON, Need some one to rp And it's been a while Need an rp with Allistar, my new charrie.

Ohh yeah its nice to be back.


message 20260: by [deleted user] (new)

derp....I don't remember any of my characters or what they were doing......


message 20261: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments * stands Akwardly holding mouth so I don't start spewing out lyrics from eminem songs.*


message 20262: by [deleted user] (new)

this is random chat, spew all the lyrics you want, no one will judge except the nonexistent eminem haters


message 20263: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY LUNCH MONEY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT


MR MATHERS THE FUNNY GAMES OUR OVER AND JUST FOR THAT YOU GET MORE HOMEWORK


THIS IS FOR EVERY TIME YOU TOOK MY ORANGE JUICE OR SPILT MY CHOCLATE MILK


WHAT ARE YOU ON DRUGS YOUR BLEEDING ON MY RUG

BRAIN DAMAGE EVERSINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN DRUGS THEY SAY I WAS ON THEY SAID I NEVER KNEW WICH WAY I WAS GOING!!!


OKAY IM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DROWN MY SELF YOU CAN TRY THIS AT HOME YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME!!!


TAKE YOU ON JERRY SPRINGER AND BEAT YOU LEGALLY


IF I EVER SAID IVE NEVER DONE DRUGS I LIE AND FUCK MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT!!!


HOW THE FUCK CAN I BE WHITE I DONT EVEN EXIST


DONT YOU WANNA GROW UP JUST LIKE ME


I SLAP GIRLS AND TAKE SHROOMS

MY RAP STYLES WARPED

MOTHER ARE YOU THERE I LOVE YOU I DIDNT MEAN YOU TO HIT OVER THE HEAD


I WENT TO THE CLIB DRUNK WITH A FAKE ID

I SLEPT WITH TEN WOMEN WITH HIV


DONT YOU WANNA GROW UP JUST LIKE ME!








COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT

COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT
COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT
COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT

I TRIED SUICE ONCE AND ILL TRY IT AGAIN THATS WHY I WRITE SONGS WHERE I DYE AT THE END

IF I EVER MAKE A VIDEO FOR THIS SHIT I'll PROBABLY BE A MUMMY WITH MY WRIST SLIT


WANNA MURDER EVERY RICH RAPPER IM JEALOUS OF

COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT


COME ON EVERBODY GET DOWN TONIGHT






Hello I'm marshal Mathers a alcoholic

I'll slit your throat worse than Ron Goldman

I milked vannila ice like silicone


But I form that voltron and shoot you with solar missiles


If you see my on your block or 2 blocks telling everybody to fuck the world like Tupac I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!


message 20264: by [deleted user] (new)

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message 20265: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments What?


message 20266: by [deleted user] (new)

creepy face

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message 20267: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments * breathes in and out then fucking kills any therapist who says that then kills the rest them by suffacating them with Kim kardashians ass then I take Bruce Jenner and shove his face in a fire and leave it there for about an hour then lift it up" what I got defrost it every morning! I then shove a wine bottle up your ass then open it up and the cork flies out your mouth. I then take 9 inch nails and stick em through your eye lids. I poor some pills down your throat and shove you in a bathtub and then hang you from Slims basement along with Dre that gay ass beaver and many others!


message 20268: by [deleted user] (new)

wow....


message 20269: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments Can't really tell who's the real slim shady Cause were all standing making this world from zombies on cellphones to zombies popping pills.


message 20270: by [deleted user] (new)

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message 20271: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments * Cuts your face off with Jack rippers knife then shoves it down my throat* NOW YOU CANT MAKE THAT DAMN FACE


message 20272: by [deleted user] (new)

ಠoಠ you're a violent one, arent ya?


message 20273: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments Well when you grow up with your parents split since you were born family having more drama than all of the reality tv shows on Mtv,Bte,A&E and all thAt shit and more drugs then god damn breaking bad Cps like someone visits every so often and always somewhere then the next place then another and another and more violence and bullying then Jewish kids in a Natzi school. Yeah you might become just a bit sick in the head.


message 20274: by [deleted user] (new)

I've been there in almost everything you've just said and I dont act that way. If you let what happens to you influence you than the devil wins.


message 20275: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments Yeah like the devil can when damn I know the Devil it's in my family but yeah no fucking way it's winning, I'm not losing but I'm not winning and all Ones in a country town say gods the winner, is there really a god because it doesn't god damn seem like it.


message 20276: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments God add a o you get good subtract a o you get god so Good is a good thing for people to look to and believe in like kids and Santa clause but most forget it's only a myth to make you happy.


message 20277: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments There's been no light or life in my path all darkness and pain but I've believed for years and I've prayed over and over and over but now I know gods not real there is no god, believe in god, I like you you seem nice and cool so I hope you realize there is no god except for the rap god Who is the that turned the flames of pain and misery in his path and turned them into Waves of unmeasured sound that realeases your inner beast. So yeah there is a god. A rap god.


message 20278: by Gio (new)

Gio (mediamartyr17) | 4258 comments how the hell did this get to religion. can't we just all get along an respect each other's opinions, even if we don't agree with them. I just wanna rp man.


message 20279: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments Me to!


message 20280: by Eternal Werecat, Aunty Jess (new)

Eternal Werecat | 14174 comments Mod
I see Jahlia popping in. I miss me some Jahlia.


message 20281: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Yikes… I miss a lot n


message 20282: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Eli!! ;)


SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments Oh wow. I have not seen this group in like....forever


message 20285: by Tinker bell (new)

Tinker bell  | 4073 comments I'm back


message 20286: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments We should have a freaking reunion!!

Reunited as it feels so good:)


SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments YAY, REUNION!!


message 20289: by Tinker bell (new)

Tinker bell  | 4073 comments We so should


message 20290: by Tinker bell (new)

Tinker bell  | 4073 comments Eli!!!!!! Oh how I have missed all of you!!!


SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments I haven't been on this group for like, almost a year actually


SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments Im still rocking out as a turtle.


SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments I prefer meat*He says as he spins on his back*


message 20294: by inactive account (new)

inactive account (inactiveaccoun) | 13 comments * Walks in sees a big yummy turtle so takes out sword and jabs it into turtles shell breaking through the shell and killing the turtle*


message 20295: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Same! Serious reunion time


message 20296: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Wow. It would appear things are just the same as they used to be


message 20297: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Everyone wants to make turtle soup


message 20298: by SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant (last edited Feb 03, 2014 08:18PM) (new)

SpartanTurtle-The Ginger Giant | 3763 comments *walks in and sees a dead turtle.*THAT WAS MY TWIN BROTHER

WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME. This is Speciesist


message 20299: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments Jahlia!!! Imma cry


message 20300: by Whitnee (new)

Whitnee | 91 comments I'm going to freaking cry


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