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Undigested Lumps

Created by Elliott, Mar 20, 2012 269 views
Isaac Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "*holds up mushy handful of Holden's hand*

Might be a little hard now. Sure you still want it?"

*snatches*

Holden, this might be awkward, but we can do this thing. I will whisper sweet Shakespeare nothings in your ear as I reattach it.
Taylor I WAN' HOLDEN'S HAN' BACK!!!

That's okay. I have more. *pulls out burlap sack full of detached hands and chooses two*

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT?
Isaac But... but sweet Shakespeare nothings!
Taylor Oh, okay.

FIE, YOU SCURVY ROGUE.

*begins smacking one hand with another*

I could also do Romeo and Juliet. It would bring a whole new meaning to...uh...I'll just be quiet now. XD
Isaac YOU DO UNBEND YOUR NOBLE STRENGTH, TO THINK SO BRAINSICKLY OF THINGS
Sarah HEADACHE!!!! SO TIERD!!! seeing things....the room is getting smaller...
Sarah HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
Taylor What's happening to all our topics? I started out with 800 unread, and then it dropped down to the mid-600s, and now it's in the 500s.
Acacia Winter is coming...
Taylor Okay, what's with the group revamp? Anyone want to explain what's going on?
Brigid ✩ All I know is that Acacia and Annie are doing something weird, but I think they've got it under control.
Annemarie Carlson All will be clear in good time.
Elliott I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified.
Isaac Holden wrote: "Oh my god this topic is now in "Essentials". xD"
Isaac Lav wrote: "I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified."

Me too.
Megan Mweemba Holden wrote: "Oh my god this topic is now in "Essentials". xD"

That kind of makes me feel proud for some reason. xD
Isaac How many people though will this topic scare away?

"Oh, look a group for children writers."

*clicks this topic to see what it is like*

"...Ehhhhhhhhhhhh never mind."
Isaac Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "*holds up mushy handful of Holden's hand*

Might be a little hard now. Sure you still want it?"

*snatches*

Holden, this mig..."

I will start quoting Shakespeare sonnets like right now if you want me too

But keep that darn cow suit away
Isaac "So are you to my thoughts as food to life, or as sweet seasoned showers are to the ground."
Elliott Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "How many people though will this topic scare away?

"Oh, look a group for children writers."

*clicks this topic to see what it is like*

"...Ehhhhhhhhhhhh never mind.""

Pssh, if anything, this topic should attract people to this group.
Sarah Lav wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "How many people though will this topic scare away?

"Oh, look a group for children writers."

*clicks this topic to see what it is like*

"...Ehhhhhhhhhhhh nev..."

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that's why I came, but it was a different topic.
Isaac Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Digital does need a new marriage....
Isaac Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Digital does need a new marriage...."

WELP TIME FOR A WEDDING EVERYBODY. It's Shakespeare-themed and will ..."

YES SHAKESPEARE THEMED WEDDING

THIS IS PERFECT

AND YES THE PRIME MINISTER OF SWEDEN IS INVITED BECAUSE SWEDEN IS THAT COOL
Taylor Nerdfighters...smh
Megan Mweemba Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Digital does need a new marriage...."

WELP TIME FOR A WEDDING EVERYBODY. It's Shakespeare-t..."

AM I INVITED???
Isaac Megan [find me somebody to love] wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Digital does need a new marriage...."

WELP TIME FOR A ..."

HECK YES
Elliott This should be interesting. xD
Isaac I'm liking this idea.

HOLDEN IS A GENUIS
Isaac Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Digital does need a new marriage...."

WELP TIME FOR A ..."

OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS FREAKING PERFECT

AND THEN I'LL DEDICATE A SPECIAL SPEECH FOR YOU QUOTING SHAKESPEARE'S SONNETS
Isaac Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "omg marry me"

Well, Las Vegas Goes Di..."

WELL DUH IT ONLY MAKES SENSE

THIS WILL BE PERFECT AND THEN WE CAN ADOPT A FEW CATS OR SOMETHING AND NAME THEM THINGS LIKE HAMLET
Megan Mweemba CAN I PLEASE BE THE MAID OF HONOR OR THE BEST MAN OR SOMETHING

...okay maybe not the best man. And I don't know Swedish.
Isaac Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "..."

YES YES THIS IS PERFECT THIS CAN'T BE SUMMED UP BY ANYTHING ELSE BY OMG AND I DON'T SAY OMG BUT THIS IS WORTHY OF IT SO

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

((AND MEGAN HECK YES YOU'LL BE IN THIS WEDDING YOU'RE LIKE JUST THAT COOL))
Megan Mweemba YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYy

(but I mean really, it only makes sense, cause you and me are like twinsies or soul mates or Captain America fangirls or whatever word you want to use, and me and Holden are best friends so yeah YAY)
Isaac (Exactly duh of course you'll be like my maid of honor)
Isaac (I already prepared a topic.

Megan, go join Vegas Goes Digital.)
Megan Mweemba Holden wrote: "Megan [find me somebody to love] wrote: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYy

(but I mean really, it only makes sense, cause you and me are like twinsies or soul mates or Captain America fangirls or whate..."

HOLDEN DON'T YOU USE YOUR FANCY WORDS ON ME
Megan Mweemba Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "(I already prepared a topic.

Megan, go join Vegas Goes Digital.)"

Ookayyy.
Sarah Megan [find me somebody to love] wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "(I already prepared a topic.

Megan, go join Vegas Goes Digital.)"

Ookayyy."

Explain what that is...
Isaac Blueturtles wrote: "Megan [find me somebody to love] wrote: "Emily [Bobby Darin is a dork] wrote: "(I already prepared a topic.

Megan, go join Vegas Goes Digital.)"

Ookayyy."

Explain what that is..."

A group of us on this group like to get married so we made a group for us to do so.
Taylor I want to get your opinion on something.

I spent a little bit of time reading up on the North Korea armistice dismissal. I guess I was thinking about the possibility of nuclear war too much because I had a dream my area got bombed out.

Well, I had a dream that my best friend died in my arms and I kissed her after she died. I'm thinking about using that sort of situation in a story...but is kissing a freshly dead person (which would be classified as a sign of necrophilia) a little...gruesome?
Sarah It seems sweet. I bet someone has done it to their wife to say goodbye. As long as it isn't rotten.
Taylor I just realized, (view spoiler)
deleted user Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "I want to get your opinion on something.

I spent a little bit of time reading up on the North Korea armistice dismissal. I guess I was thinking about the possibility of nuclear war too much becaus..."

It's not really gruesome. It happens in Les Misérables, and I remember my grandmother doing that when my grandpa died. Sometimes it's a way for a person to say their last farewell to someone without interrupting the last few seconds that the other person has to live. Does that make sense?

I guess it depends. Kisses on the forehead are pretty innocent. And short ones on the lips aren't gross. It also depends on why the person is doing it, really. If you want to see a creepy example, watch the episode of Psych called "Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion".
Isaac I think it's fine. I mean, necrophilia is like, having sex with dead people. Kissing a loved one who just died is a completely different matter.
Taylor Thanks, guys. I think I'll go ahead and write this scene.

The thing is, I always have to ask myself these kind of questions because my secretary and writing partner, Savannah, is really straight-laced. She keeps trying to get me to write happy stuff, but it's just not easy when you carry the world on your shoulders.

Plus, I think she'd figure out what inspired the scene, and she's always been mildly jealous of this girl. XD
Isaac In other news, happy pi day.
Taylor I'm eating pi right now. I'm trying to get through the first 4. XD
deleted user Well, if it's any consolation, you can celebrate at 9:26 pm in two years. Then it will be 3/14/15 9:26.
Isaac Maxy wrote: "Well, if it's any consolation, you can celebrate at 9:26 pm in two years. Then it will be 3/14/15 9:26."

This.

There's also Pi Approximation Day and the Chinese day for pi on like December 21st.
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