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Please introduce yourself here - March 2012 (part 2)
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D.M. Andrews (author)
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Mar 27, 2012 09:00AM
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You have to sing or I won't respond though. I like to pretend my life is a musical
Hey Jud!What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings, but Walt Disney.
Slopes off quietly. Well... slopes off anyway!
AHAHAHA I love that joke.I wet myself laughing telling it to Hubby, I think he found my amusement at it more amusing than the actual joke itself
You need the Scottish accent of course and I know you're not a native. Still, and all, you hear enough of it.
Well she had a pretty good scottish accent on the Skype call!
Hi, My name is Ruth. Introduced to the site by Karen (Kew). I don't have a Kindle yet, but have a Kindle app on my laptop. I can see I'll probably need to invest in the real thing. I am also a member of a local writers' circle. I have had a few poems published and am trying my hand at longer works. I have just submitted the 1st 5,000 words of a novel to a competition. I don't hold out much hope, but the incentive of the competition kept me going. I also love good food and good drink. I have just had a long weekend away with my sister who is a brilliant cook and we have devoured smoked salmon and scrambled egg, and venison steak, also Pro Secco and the local Worcestershire cider.
Oooh Hi Ruth! I love the sound of that meal, my mouth is watering. And my diet started yesterday... :(
Hi Ruth - you have definitely landed in the right place!
Hi, Ruth - don't tell anyone, but I've not got a Kindle either ;)
Welcome Ruth!I adore prosecco...
Hi Ruthie!!!I'm DeeDee it's nice to meet you.
So....has anybody told you about the little dare that all newbies have to take part in????
Deedee. Restrain yourself darling! Lol!
I'll take her off to the dungeon...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "I'll take her off to the dungeon..."Blast! I've only just got out after that last one...
*Evil Grin*
Only if you really want to. But tell us so we can watch!Maybe we need to start a 'dancing naked round a tree' thread!
Welcome Bookie!I'm not sure if dancing naked round a tree is a requirement but you've got nice weather for it. ;)
Hi Julie, Ruth and Bookie welcome to the group.
Hi Bookie ! Sounds like you're already one of us !
Bookie wrote: "Good evening all. I'm exploring and thought this may be a good spot to pause."Hi Bookie, thank you for pausing.
Unfortunately that was not a two way door you used to get in and you now have no option but to stay. Don't worry too much as assimilation is painless and on the plus side there is always tea and brownies on the go. So pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable.
P.S. I can explain why I'm wearing a monkey suit....
ooooh i hear wine being poured. . . Hi Bookie * smiles winningly*
Amazing how a drop of the red stuff brings us all in eh?
Bookie wrote: "Hears muted chanting; 'Gooble, gobble, gooble, gobble, we're going to make you one of us......' (Anyone see the 1920's film 'Freaks?' Classic. Those lines are so memorable. A truly brilliant satire..."A brilliant choice and here are the brownies as promised. Now would you mined scooting your chair a little nearer mine? Poor Lori needs some room for her tentacles...I don't know why she always gets the octopus suit.
I just love the way you guys suddenly switch from crazy to sane, like it's the most natural thing in the world...I love it!
mmmmm - nice wine that. . . cheers everyone!
Bookie wrote: "Someone's tickling me with their antennae. I'll move a little to the left and I'll try not to trap those large webbed feet. Coffee's brewing."The Antennae belong to GL, the webbed feet G. Rob and that wing you just knocked of was Peppermint P's.... what the!?!?!?
Emz!!!
A play boy bunny is not a member of the animal kingdom, your costume is in breach of regulations!!!
Hi Bookie. Welcome. Drop of red would be a dream sweetheart!
D.d. wrote: "Bookie wrote: "Someone's tickling me with their antennae. I'll move a little to the left and I'll try not to trap those large webbed feet. Coffee's brewing."The Antennae belong to GL, the webbed ..."
But my cleavage is my best feature!!! * sulks away to corner*
oh do let Emma show off her cleavage - she'll be sulking all evening otherwise
Ha ha ha, I'm jumping in to see how the partys going. Grabbed a glass of red and sneaking out again before I get attacked by antennae, webbed feet, tentacles or wandering monkey hands.... [quietly tiptoing past]
Teehee! How long before Simon has the Hoover out again? ;-) prob good job it is nearly April!!
Emma the download fairy! wrote: "D.d. wrote: "Bookie wrote: "Someone's tickling me with their antennae. I'll move a little to the left and I'll try not to trap those large webbed feet. Coffee's brewing."The Antennae belong to GL..."
Then be a mermaid!!!
Tisk Tisk
Sorry about that Bookie, now where were we???
Ah yes I remember, presumably you like book's? First of all you should be congratulated on becoming a Kindler, many trees have heaved a sigh of relief at your convertion...what sort of genres do you like?
GL get your antennae out of my wine glass!!! I know very well that you're using it as a straw!
Hi bookie and Ruth, you have both fitted right in here,look forward to seeing you both around.Good luck with the competition.
Ok mermaid it is (member of animal kingdom??????) but Jud will have something to say. She is usually Aerial!!
Emma the download fairy! wrote: "Teehee! How long before Simon has the Hoover out again? ;-) prob good job it is nearly April!!"*Winces*
I am sooooo going to get banned from the intro thread.
Bookie wrote: "Oh no, it's not a book forum is it. Wrong door. Bye."Bookie, I did tell you about that door.
Now, now, stop trying to find the handle and have some more wine....
Where did that bottle go???
*Taps Foot*
Ginger Lily......
Books? what have books got to do with this place? Wine, food, costumes, dancing naked, alcohol, yes, but books???
Bookie wrote: "I'll shapeshift if I need to escape!"Wow....she really is going to fit in, isn't she???
D.d. wrote: "Bookie wrote: "I'll shapeshift if I need to escape!"Wow....she really is going to fit in, isn't she???"
Erm!! Deed, she is a he!
Don't go! just wetting my beak in this glass. Feeling better already.
Emma the download fairy! wrote: "D.d. wrote: "Bookie wrote: "I'll shapeshift if I need to escape!"Wow....she really is going to fit in, isn't she???"
Erm!! Deed, she is a he!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
*Draws Breath*
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee!!!
Oops......I thought it was her fancy dress costume!!!
*Clears Throat*
Bookie I'm deeply sorry for calling your masculinity into question, many of your posts make much more sense now!!!
Bookie wrote: "This place rocks. I'll be back.........I have to go in a minute and watch the stars. Jupiter is spectacular. Clear skies mean good for UFO spotting. I live in Wales, virtually no light pollutio..."
Wow!, a geek too!! You sure have found your virtual home here Bookie :)
Bookie wrote: "This place rocks. I'll be back.........I have to go in a minute and watch the stars. Jupiter is spectacular. Clear skies mean good for UFO spotting. I live in Wales, virtually no light pollutio..."
If you see the mother ship coming back for me would you please point them in the wrong direction???
The internet connection where I come from is ridiculously poor, something to do with the magnetic pull or something....I wasn't really listening when 'the entity' explained it to me!
Bookie wrote: "The mothership left yesterday. You missed it. Hurrah!"Thank goodness for that, I thought they were going to drag me back to that barren rock we call home....wait a minute!!!
What do you mean they left?!?!?!
They went WITHOUT me?!?!?
How could they just leave me here, stranded, the only one of my kind, all alone?!?!?
This is all because my scales are shinier than theirs isn't it? I knew it! Envy is a terrible thing!!!
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