~What happens inside T.A.C.~

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

This is the place where it all happens...

The Sparkling Generator,

The Whining Generator,

The cure for TIOD...

EVERYTHING!!

Everything that concerns our agents here in T.A.C. will be written in this very forum.

You could see that it started in the forum Edward Runner up and some other topics of forums here in the Twilight Haters Group.

So now... I invite, Captain Rose, Sam and Dean Winchester, Agent Chan, and fellow haters to come and discover what happens behind the scenes of the Twilight Haters Agency...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Ill just have to recruit some....*pick up phone and calls TAC boot camp down in Chicago*

"Hello? Yes i need 3-4 inteligent young and able boys. Yes.....um....blonde preferably....oh yeah throw in some brown too.....okay thanks. And theyll arive by noon tomorrow?"

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*checks clipboard* *approaches Rose and checks temperature* You'll be fine now. *smiles* Thanks to Agent Grace, you'll be alright now Captain.

*looks at watch and presses something on her glasses* *glasses turn to mini monitor with lots of holograms* Agent Rain speaking... *mumbles are heard*Alright send them in...

Agent Chan?

Chan: *lifts head to look at Rain* hm?

Did you... erm... recruit a blonde agent?

Chan: Yup.

Did you know that you recruited Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Apparently they thought she was a guy because of how much she could kick ass. *looks at Ruby* Looks like you've got competition after all Ruby.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

You know what? Maybe I should make an official Identification card for all agents. What do you all say? Do you want me to make one?

Sams: OOH!! OOH! I WANT ONE!

Dean: Just make sure there wouldn't be ponies on mine.

How about barbies?

Dean: *glares*

Glare at me again and I will *whispers to Dean*

Dean: *eyes go wide* You wouldn't dare...

Oh I would. Believe me. *grins*

Ruby: Alright... to be honest, I don't know who the hell Chuck Norris is and these... *looks at the other Sam and his company* people are!?

Yeah... me too. To be honest, Captain... I have heard of Chuck Norris but not familiar with him. Mind telling me?

Chan: So... you're the head of TAC intelligence and you don't know any information on Chuck Norris?

I know his name...?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

hmm... *examines Rinec* You sure you up to it? If you can impress me then you're hired. *smiles*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

If you can't respect your superiors, boy, then you can't even pass the written exam. *pouts and glares at Rinec* Skill isn't the only thing we look for in an agent, you know?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

O.O It really scares the crap out of me everytime I have to search about the things *shudder* down under.

Dean: *shivers at the memory of being in hell*

Wow... it can even scares you

Dean: Urusai!

O.O He really can speak in Japanese!

Sam: The world is ending!!! Quite literally in our show too... Castiel said so.

Oh... he's one hot Angel-possessed accountant... *drools*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sam: *blushes that Rose kind of likes him and the fact that he embarassed himself by drinking the water from the empty icepack*

It is kind of disgusting Sam... you know what? I changed my mind. It is REALLY disgusting!!

Dean: And I thought I was bad...

Ben: Speaking of thirst... can we get some grub around here?

Chan: Oh! Yeah! I'm kind of hungry too.

Me three... When I'm hungry I can eat a WHOOOOOOOOLLLLEE elephant!!

Dean: For a tiny Asian like you- NO OFFENSE!!!! *raises both of his hands in submission when Rain was surrounded with evil animated aura at the mention of tiny*

Don't.Ever.Call.Me.Small...

Dean: ehehehe *nervous laughter*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*glares at Rinec worse than she did with Dean*

What.Did.You.Call.Me!?!??!?!?!?!?! *becomes even more dangerous at the mention of Sir*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

(Don't get me wrong Grace. I love RINEC!! HE ISH KOOL! >.<)

Are you asking for death, Rinec? Because I'm death personified right now...

Dean: *backs away with Rose* I think we need some shielding over here...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hmph. You're cute *lightly pats Rinec's right cheek to exagerate her statement* but you still need to work on your manners, boy. *thinks* (he's awesome!!! >.< I love boys like him and Dean!)

*whispers to Grace* I think you made a fine character, Grace. *stiffles her squeals*

Dean: Come on already!! I'M FREAKIN' HUNGRY HERE!!

Chan: You're always hungry.

Sam: Yeah... in any episodes we have that includes food, you never cease taking them until you have had more than 5 samples!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Fine... I was just complimenting you, geez! Why won't you just take into account that you have made a fan! *huffs her way to Dean* You'll be my new temporary companion.

Dean: Are you bipolar, Rain?

Do you want me to be?

Dean: *looks at Sam who shook his head vigorously with Rose holding on to him* erm... no.

Where's Rose?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

(ooh... hot... really! I think Vin Diesel is hot and if he looks like him, then my admiration for your character just increased substiantially!!! >.<)

*pouts* Oh alright. Sorry Rinec. I couldn't help it. You remind me of Vin Diesel.

Chan: So... how's your family? (I assume that Chan hasn't read your story. I have only read 1 1/2 chapters.)

Dean: What flavours do you guys have?

Berry Bloddy Bella, berry flavours
Disco Deadward, honeycomb with chocolate chips and sprinkles,
Douche Blonde, mango flavour
Wet Dough Jacob, cookie dough
Mutant Mint Renesmee, quite obvious
STARS, Strawberry with chocolate syrup and whip cream

I think they're coming up with something else too. I hope they make something out of a banana split. Hm... maybe Split Pack since Jake and Sam split pack.

and if you want mineral water just get one from the vending machine or the cafeteria. It's called Clearwater. Named after Leah, Seth, and Sue Clearwater from the saga.

*looks at Sam* I'm just telling you so that next time you won't drink out of your 'nutters' ice pack, Sam.

Sam: *blushes* I told you! I was freakin' thirsty!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

O.o you sure Sock? It would only increase its sparkliness. Hahaha lol I'm just teasing. Here *hands Sock's order*

Dean: did you just say lol?

*Looks at Dean after scooping herself some Split Pack* Yeah. I do that most of the time.

Sam: And I thought I was weird...

Hey! Atleast I don't drink something that came from your nutters.

Ruby: *grins* except probably when someone is giving him oral-

Chan: OKAY!! More eating... less info please Ruby...

Ruby: hmph!

About Deadward, Rinec... you might want to eat first. Don't worry, he's not going anywhere.


IN THE LAB...

Deadward: Bella!

Bella: Edward!

Deadward: Bella!

Bella: Edward!

Other agents in the room: SHUT UP!!!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*continues to shudder as she gives Sock and Rose their order* bite my hand and I'll make sure you'll bite this *points to stinky sock* sock intead.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*looks at Rose* erm... free ice cream? Well we do sell a lot of stuff like Discoball Deadward to keep old people company and to light their dance floor. Our business is becoming famous and the prices of our stocks has increased due to our inelastic demanded products.

Ben: O.o can you speak less pig latin please.

Sorry... it's my Economics unit. It's still stuck in my brain. But let's put it this way. Our businesses have so much profit that we invest most of our profits to cover the explicit and implicit costs of T.A.C. and other businesses we have. It is very expensive to put up T.A.C. and inventing a cure for a very dreadful disease, you know?

We have to keep our profits in the long run since this disease might go on forever! We also need to invest more of it to ensure our International Economic stand-

Sam: we just use up most of the money on inventing a cure and putting this facility in use.

Sock: makes more sense...

hmph! *crosses arms*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Well... *eats Split Pack* we have visitors coming from Italy.

Dean: Aka, Jane and her brother?

Sam: I thought you didn't read that shit.

Dean: Well... it's also the name of the girl I dated once. I thought she turned into a freaking fanged lady.

Sam: O.O

Actually... I'm making a comic now. Would you like to stay until I finish it? It might take 30 minutes or more. Are you all willing to stay to see it?

[Daisy]

O.O

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

WHAT? lol!

[Daisy]

Lots of posts!!!! Only 52 though, I know an RP that has over 30,000 posts. But still~!!!!

[Daisy]

*laughs maniacly* He is going to be soooooooo much more sorry than he already is!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Who's going to be sorry?

(Reply to Grace)

The trio: *cower in fear*

Aww... aren't you such a cute Daddy's little guy? Well... since you want to defeat evil at such a tender age, I present you... *brings out a TAC badge* (NOTE: I'm going to make one for our agents) the badge of TAC. This badge symbolises that you, dear Rien, are one of the TAC agents!!!


Ruby and other characters still in Probation: WHAT!?!?!?!?!

[Daisy]

Jake.....he changed his name to 'I'm sorry kaitlyn' and now i have a really pretty black velvet dress that I get to wear on Monday for my choir concert and I look REALLY good in it so yeah.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Yeah I saw that Hoodie. I once did go on a choir concert, but it was more of a competition. We were glad we got in the finals! >.< Black dresses do make the girls in all sizes and age quite flattering.

(to Grace)

And now... to celebrate your membership... *pose of victory*

WE SHALL EAT TONS OF ICE CREAM!!!

Sam: FINALLY! More ice cream!

Dean: *burps* gee... they taste great!

*slaps Dean's arm* *points at the kids* Show some manners infront of them!

Dean: *glares at Rain* fine... excuse me.

*marches to the cafe*

*everyone takes whatever they wanted: refering to the other forum's response*

[Daisy]

*claps* I know but no one else will be wearing a black dress as far as i know. We were supposed to wear skirts (I don't own a black skirt or a white blouse) so we tried buying one but there were no good ones.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

INFIRMARY!!! *put Hoodie on the wheely bed and zooms her to the infirmary* Let's do some CT scan, eh? oh dang it with all the ehs!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I loved PE! >.< Sorry to disappoint. That's probably because I'm the fastest runner in my class... that was in my High School days.

*sighs as she takes the cloth from Rien* Thank you. *wipes Roshan's face* Oh... I wish my baby brother would be as small as you again, Roshan. *pouts slightly*

Sam2: You could pretend that I'm your baby brother, Agent Rain!

Ben: he likes being pampered.

Sorry Sam... I don't think it will work that way. Besides... *nuzzles Roshan's chubby cheeks* I have Roshan here to baby sit already! *cooes at Roshan once again* I LOVE KIDS!!

Sock: Wanna make one?

Sam and Dean: *whack Sock on the head*

[Daisy]

*slaps Sock* pervert!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Good slap Hoodie!
*uncovers Roshan's ears* *sighs* good thing I managed to cover her ears on time. *glares at Sock so hotly that his ice cream melt at the touch of her angry aura and glare* if you even dare taint the children's innocence again, even though they aren't mine... I will make sure it's your face that will melt instead...


Dean: *rocks back and forth* she's not angry with you... she's not angry with you!

Sam: calm down Dean, she's not angry with you.

Dean: *blurts out* SHE'S NOT ANGRY WITH ME!!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*laughs nervously at the conversation Rinec and Rien were having* Maybe... I should have covered his ears too... but I don't think I could have done that.

Dean: *about to gobble up some water from the water bottle* *glares at it once he remembered Sam's scenario a while ago* *stands up and gets another from the vending machine*

Sam: Aww... come on you guys! It was a one time thing!

Chan: Well... we don't wanna take chances.

Sam: *sweatdrops*

Ben and Sam2: *comforts their petrified friend*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

yawn... sorry fellas. It's WAAAAY past my bedtime. It's currently 3:30 AM here in Perth. I'll see you all later! *cooes at Roshan and Rien* Good night little fellas!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I know. It's so annoying when you live on the other side of USA. Most of you guys are in the US anyway...

I'm back!!! Where are my little kiddies?! ^0^

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hmm... how about we figure out how we're going to defeat Jane and her brother first. They're coming soon...

*looks longingly at Rinec's family* Your wife is so... so... motherly. No wonder your kids grew up well. *looks at Rien and Roshan* I'm gonna miss those kids...

Dean: *whispers to himself as he waved good bye* yeah... me too...

Sam: What was that?

Dean: *stops himself from being too mushy* nothing! Watcha talkin' about Sammy!? *laughs and slaps Sam's back*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Oh... she's just one of the volturi idiots...

*eats ice cream and fans herself* It's ridiculously hot here in OZ!! *goes to the freezer* ah... much better. *looks at surroundings* ooooh! MORE ICE CREAM!!

SAM AND DEAN: O.O NOOOO!!! *bangs on freezer! DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM!!!

Mwahahaha

I better go... it's so hot I can't let my computer burn. I'd be back in a few hours when it's colder.

CYA AROUND THEN! Hopefully you'd be online in 4 or 5 hours at the least.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sam: O.o he's...

Dean: fast...

Chan: uh.. how exactly do you plan to give him ice cream when Rain is having a feast inside the freezer and won't let anyone in?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*comes out of the freezer* AHH... *sighs in relaxation* Oz is freakin' hot right now. Stupid summer...

Gomen minna... I really needed the freezer because it was extremely hot.

*notices everybody looking at the ice cream in the freezer behind her* Don't worry... I didn't contaminate them...

Sam: GOOD! *rushes inside the freezer*

HEY!! THAT'S FOR YOUR SALARY!

Dean: *about to run but was caught by the collar behind his neck*

Oh no. Especially not you mister! You're guaranteed to finish every single scrape of ice cream in that freezer when you're done...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*feels something in her pocket* *shuffles her hand inside and comes out with a card in her hand* OH... Why didn't I think of that?

Dean: What?

You see... some of the agents here in TAC have special access to ALL rooms... even the freezer room. ehehehe...

Dean: -.-; you could have said that earlier!!! *rubs sore head*

Sorry...

Ben: Well? What are you waiting for? OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!


*in the background, the hologram continues to play*

Sock: *drools at the sight of Princess Leia* ooh... pretty...

Sam 2: *deadpans* she's really old now, Sock...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

O.O It's the Bitch from the waste!! (refer to Howl's moving castle)

Dean: Who are you!? *looks at Jane's lack of breasts even though she was supposed to be a sultry vampire*

Sam: LET US OUT!!!!!!!


Sam: Let him out!!!

Ben: YEAAH!!!

Shut up!!! *whacks Sam2 and Ben* Now's not the time to put up random comments!

Chan: It was you... wasn't it!!?

Jane: *rolls eyes* duh...

*throws egg at Jane*

Jane: *disgusted by the mess on her robes* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

*throws another one*

Jane: STOP IT, FOOL!

(this is a racist joke, I'm sorry for anyone who is offended. I do not mean any harm.)

What's the difference between shit, and black people that you're pretending to be, Jane? (I'll get to the punch line after your reply)

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Jane: *glares* I don't know... what?

Shit turns white in time... black people never do.

Everyone else: *laughs out loud*

Jane: *continues to glare*

Let me ask you as well... was there a black vampire in SM's book? If there was... did he sparkle and become paler?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Dean: uh... guys? *knocks hard on the freezer door* MIND GETTING YOUR ASSES HERE THIS MINUTE!!!


Wait! You hate Edward and Bella... right?

Jane: *nods*

Then we have the same goal! We just want to get rid of the twihardedness in the world...

You could be free if you leave us alone!

Chan: *nods vigorously* yeah yeah!

Jane: *thinks* now that I think about it... I'm sick of the person writing me.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

be right back in a few minutes

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sam: *still on the floor* I'll wipe that grin off your face...

Jane: *decides to leave* I think it's worth sparing your lives...

Wow... *watches Jane leave TAC* that wasn't so... hard after all.


*pats Sam's head* aww... did Sammy break his widdle itsy bitsy skull?

Sam: I'll kill you...

Then you won't have a job...

Sam: ...


Sock! *Sock stands up* Ben! *Ben does the same thing* Sam! *Sam groans* The other Sam... *Sam2 stands* take Sam... *Sock and Ben take Sam2 by the arms* no the other Sam! to the infirmary please.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

erm... she decided to leave us alone. She actually wanted us to kill Deadward.

*looks at the sliding double doors where Jane used to be* but if she interferes, that would be a whole different matter...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hey big guy! *hugs Rien and swirls him around once* *puts him down* There's my little niece! *extends arm to Roshan, urging her to walk*

Dean: Hey Rinec! Hey Dima! Come stay for breakfast!

Sam: Yeah. We're having eggs, bacon, rice, bread, and all other stuff for breakfast. Having too much ice cream is bad...

Chan: *gives Dima a card* here... so you can enter the premises anytime. *gives PASS card to Dima* Nice to see you again. ^-^

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*squeals when Roshan walked over to her* I'll let you play with her later Agent Chan.

What would you like to eat little one?

Dean: *sits next to Rain again, just so he could play with Roshan even for a little while* hey, kiddo.

Sam: If I may say so Dean... I think you're getting attached to Roshan. *smiles* *looks at Dima and Rinec* you both have lovely children.

[Daisy]

Sam's right *coughs* *sneezes* sorry I have a cold.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

awww... Poor Hoodie!! *gives bacons and eggs* have something to eat, darl.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*takes a bunch of bacons, eggs, and rice* oooh... I'm hungry too. *slices bacons and eggs to baby bites* here you go, Roshan. Say aaah... *opens mouth, hoping Roshan imitates her* Sigh... someday... I want a kid like Roshan. So cute and obedient and smart... hopefully if I get a fiancee he'd look like Jensen Ackles...

*snaps up and looks at Dean. Guffaws*'


Dean: FWHA? *mouth filled with food*

Sam: manners Dean! Don't do that infront of the kids!

[Daisy]

Thankies I was up at six Am too but that was an hour ago. Stupid cough! *cough*

[Daisy]

bye Grace. Roshan reminds me of Coretta.