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~What happens inside T.A.C.~
Me: *still cleaning* *stops by holding container* *checks weapons bag* hmmm...I could drive an ice skate through her head...or drag her acoss a valley of sand. or put soap in her eye and slowly drown her in hot tar or...*trails off thinking about ways to kill Renesmee*
*dramatic music plays in the backround*((that actually happened one time. We were going to kidnap my friend and steal the pants from her and as we were walking in being 'stealthy' dramatic music was playing!))
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Rain: Let's go!
Dean: *BANG BANG* STAY CLOSE TO YOUR TEAM!
Sam: DIE YOU STUPID A$$HOLES!!! *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Blade: Let my Blade do the talking. *slices one vampire neatly in half with ease*
Hellboy: not bad for a black human. *shoots a group of vampires with crybaby*
Blade: not bad... for a no horned red skinned aztec indian...
Hellboy: eh?
Grace: TAKE THIS!! *whacks vampire's head with a flying kick*
Chan: o.O wow! *thusts elbows backwards to show excitement- and accidentally hits an oncoming vampire* TO THE RIGHT! *fists follow- hitting the vampire* LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! AND BAM! *accidentally kicks the vampire in the nutters* *looks back* O.O oh...
Sock: *is about to strike with a heavy sledgehammer but burps very loudly instead*
Vampires: *because of their heightened senses they faint at the smell of Sock's bad breath*
Sam2: wow...
Ben: you did it Sock.
Chris: *does some combo moves with Buffy and Ruby*
Ruby: hm. That was actually cool.
Buffy: we make a great team.
Chris: *flashes a dazzling smile the girl's way- and they swoon* *nearby vampires saw this and stared at Chris*
Buffy: maybe it's his magical powers.
Ruby: no doubt. *stabs one of the staring vampires*
Sam: *rushes to the double doors* ROSE!!!
Rose: *raises eyebrows in surprise* *muffled: Sam!*
Rain: *points arrow towards Jasper* *growls* Jasper...
Dean: *glares at Jasper then to Jane and Aro* Hm. Well if it isn't the bitch and the A$$hole.
Jasper: *smirks flirtatiously* Rain... how lovely to see- *glares at Dean* you're still dating this prick?
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Verin:*zaps Jasper with energy bolt* you are sick! and I live in the underworld!
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(stairs to the rooftop)
Edward: *kills a vampire* Bella, my love?
Bella: What is it velvety Adonis? *punches on to death*
Edward: *explains*
(back to TAC)
Aro: What wench?
Rain: you like being a pedo right?
Aro: *eyes widen*
Rain: *grabs Jasper- effectively stopping him from attacking Sam* I missed you Jasper.
Jasper: ???????????
Rain: I missed you very much... *tries to flirt with him*
Aro: *slowly gets into the convo*
Dean: WTF?!?!?!
Sam2: *is about to kill Danny*
Danny: ew... that looks wrong... even to me.
Ben: you said it...
Sock: *farts as he watches the scene unfold*
Ruby: Holy- *suffocates*
Chris: *coughs*
Buffy: Can't. BREATHE!!! *coughs*
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Cullens: *arrive and Bella does what Edward told her*
Carlisle: *exits the ventilation and tackles Jasper*
Jasper: *is about to attack Chan but was tackled by Carlisle* AAAH!! GET AWAY FROM ME! *tries to tackle Carlisle off but his 'father' was assisted by Emmet and Esme*
Edward, Bella, Alice: *kills more minions*
Rain: Alright! *looks at Aro* I think it's time for some spankin' Aro.
Dean: oh... that sounded so wrong. *tries to kick Jane off*
Jane: *chuckles evilly* Oh Dean... I will so enjoy watching you squirm like the pathetic mortal you are when I bite y-
Dean: *while Jane was talking he remembers the movie Get smart* (Rain is gonna hate me for this) *lifts his head and kisses Jane*
Jane: *stops and her eyes widen* *her hold loosens*
Rain: O.O (MUST.KILL.HER.FIRST!!!)
Dean: *pulls away* *whispers* you talk too much. *headbutts and kicks Jane* SH*T THAT HURTS!!
Rain: Oh... it won't hurt as much compared to what I am going to do with you Dean Winchester!!! *shoots as many arrows towards Jane's direction- enough to outline her body from head to toe*
Jane: *is petrified to move, afraid the lasers will cut her through*
Aro: *takes this chance to run*
Rain: *looks at Aro's fleeing form* *charges a laser arrow and points it in Aro's direction* Hey Aro!
Aro: *looks back with a smug smirk since he's right next to the exit* You can't stop me!
Rain: Familiar with William Tell?
Aro: *is outraged- thinking that Rain thought he was uneducated* Of course I am! I have met- WAAAHUHUHEEE!!! *does Goofy's trademark scream when Rain shot an arrow right past him- missing by a few centimetres*
Rain: *glares* Good! *readies another arrow* YOU SHALL PAY FOR TAKING THE CAPTAIN!! Sam! You go get Rose!
Sam: *eyes glow dangerously in a topaz colour and his voice became almost demonic* GET.OUT.OF.MY.WAY!!!! *kills a line of vampires midair and ground*
Hellboy: Wow... *resumes fighting*
Blade: Hn. He's not worthless after all. *stabs a vampire's neck and slices it off*
Sam: *unties Rose's bonds* you alright, Rose? *smiles after a very long excruciating period*
Grace: *takes Rinec's hand and is being swung* *kicks the vampires within her range of circumference* ALRIGHT!
Chan: *takes on Jane's brother* I'll take you on!! er.. whatsitsname!
[HAHAHA! I SEARCHED HIS NAME!:]
Alec: GRR... IT'S A-
Chan: *kicks him square in the face* hehehe...
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er... not sure Grace but I know we're trying to kill as much vampires in the volturi. >.<
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Verin: *kills five vamires at once* geez now I know why they banned these things!
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Rain: Oh great! Just great! *charges arrow*
Dean: *points gun towards Jasper* What do you want, a$$hole?
Jasper: *ignores Dean and approaches Rain* My little raindrop... *kisses her as well* I shall see you again.
Dean: *fumes and is about to shoot him but Rain spoke first*
Rain: *glares and wipes mouth with her sleeves* You do know that you are two timing, you douche bag! Yuck!
Jasper: *smiles* three timing actually... You, Rose, AND Alice.
Dean: I'm right here in case you didn't notice f*ck head! *shoots Jasper but is gone within a second*
Jasper: *voice could be heard through out the place even though it's self destructing* I WILL have you my little flower and raindrop! And if I ever get the chance to be acquainted with your other fellow female colleagues I shall give them wonderful terms of endearment as well... I promise you that I shall return, with all of you girls in my arms!
all girls: *makes a disgusted look* A$$HOLE!!!
Boys: YOU WILL DIE JASPER!!!
Blade: COME ON! No time for claiming your vendetta! We have to go!
Sam2: *grumbles as he runs* over my dead body, Jasper...
Andi: *is touched* aww Sam! I'll give you a kiss but currently I'm running for my life.
Sam2: keep that nice gift in mind if you please. *grins*
*the batmobile suddenly appears coming out of the wall*
Chris: *voice comes out from the bat speakers* Come on everyone! Get in! Hoodie sent in another batmobile- enough for all of us to fit inside!
Sam: What about Rose, Rain, and Dean? *is panicking*
Chris: Rose met me outside! She told me to come and get all of you! with Rain and Dean, I know they'll be just fine! We have to get out of here!
Sock: SHOTGUN!
Ben: There's no time for that!
*BOOM*
Everyone standing: *trips*
Rain: *is being helped by Dean*
Dean: Look! There's a ventilation shaft! *drags Rain*
*a huge metal pillar falls*
Rain: Oh no! Dean watch out! *pushes Dean out of the way*
Dean: *shakes his head to get rid of his dizziness* Rain? *looks back* RAIN!!
Rain: *cries in pain as she tries to pull her leg free* I'm stuck.
Dean: *comes over* You're hurt too! *tries to lift the metal pillar but it was too heavy* *grunts* I can't lift it up!
Rain: Dean... you have to go.
Dean: What?! No! I-
Rain: YOU HAVE TO! I'm stuck and the others are probably out of the underground base. You have to go...
Dean: Rain-
Rain: JUST GO! LEAVE BEFORE IT EXPLODES!
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Dean and Rain: *pull back blushing*
Hoodie: *talks through HUDC (HUD communicator)* Sorry for the interruption you two... but I thought I'd let you all know that your-
Sock: IT'S A BIRD!!
Hoodie: *sweatdrops* er... no... it's-
Sam2: It's a Plane!
Hoodie: *sighs* no it's-
Ruby: Castiel...
Hoodie: Really?
Castiel: *lands on the ground*
(heaven)
Angels: *looks around for Castiel*
Remiel: oh. He's gone.
Michael: No dur!
Uriel: you REALLY need to grow up Michael...
(TAC)
Everybody except Ruby: CASTIEL?!
Rain: what are you doing here?!
Hoodie: As I was saying-!
Castiel: I wanted to make sure that the chopper would be able to find you quickly. The underground cavern is going to collapse... and so will the ground you're standing on.
Everybody else: *jumps in surprise as they feel wary of the ground*
Hoodie: *sighs* I guess me saying that I sent a chopper would be useless now...
*chopper arrives with the Cullens inside*
Edward: *opens the door* COME ON!! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Everybody: *files inside*
Castiel: *stays*
Alice: Come on Castiel!
Castiel: I'll be fine. Be safe now. *disappears*
(heaven)
Gabriel: Why is it you can go down on Earth as you please?
Castiel: *shrugs* I'm special like that. *grins*
Uriel: *rolls eyes*
Others: *snickers*
(TAC)
Carlisle: *checks Rain's leg* hmm...
Rain: Please tell me you won't need to amputate it.
Carlisle: *chuckles* What are you talking about? Ofcourse we need to amputate it.
Rain: O.O WHAT?!?!?!
Carlisle: just kidding! You just need to wear a cast for a few weeks.
others: *laugh*
Rain: *glares* not funny Carlisle...
Carlisle: *chuckles and shrugs* I just thought a joke is in order since all of you just escaped an almost inevitable death.
Sam: *chuckles* Well... I'm just glad I have Rose again... *smiles towards Rose*
Others: AWWW....
(Heaven)
Everyone: AWWW...
(TAC)
Chan: KISS! KISS! KISS!
Grace: *joins in as she pounds her fists on her legs to accentuate her chanting* KISS! KISS! KISS!
Others: KISS! KISS! KISS!
(heaven)
Everyone: KISS! KISS! KISS!
(TAC)
Pilot: KISS! KISS! KISS!
Hoodie: KISS! KISS! KISS!
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BADLY!! *cries*
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Rain: *sighs* Don't worry Dean... we have another Charlene in TAC, remember? I asked 51 and the others to get 2 Impalas just in case this *points at the steering wheel* happens. Now... give the steering wheel to me. *hands reach for it*
Carlisle: and we need to fix your leg too Rain. The moment we get to the infirmary, we need to operate to repair the bones quickly.
Rain: I am so glad you're here Carlisle... we don't have any qualified docs here in TAC.
Sam: *can't help but feel something is wrong* Rose... you look a little pale...
Rose: -.- no dur Shelock Sam! *giggles* I AM a vampire.
Sam: Yes I know but... you're sweating. Vampires don't break a sweat and you're not even doing anything physically hard.
Dean: damn... you are really observant Sam... (he really is! even in the show! You have to watch it Rose!!! it's a must!!)
Chan: *huggles Rose* I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK!
Grace: ME TOO! *hugs*
Rien and Roshan: US THREE!!
Chris: all of us did.
Buffy and Ruby: *smile tenderly at the captain*
Hellboy: Alright! We need to celebrate!! *forgets about Rose's problem*
Blade: I'll drink to that.
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I just wished that I would be able to get internet credit soon. My credit expires on the 6th. I have to get one from my dad and be an extremely good girl!
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Me: *lonley plays in the backround* *reads book wishing I had a Snickers bar*
amanda's spirit: wastches this entertaining story :)
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((ooiooohhh bad idea!))me: *takes Snickers bar and beats the computers to death*
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Nessie: O.o *steps farther from Hoodie*
amanda's spirit: laffs herself silly(i dont normally read this, but i think ill start
((I killed the computers!))Me: *spins around like Taz from loony toons and ruins everything*
(no idea wat a vending machine in TAC is)
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Rain: *is being rushed to the infirmary on a wheely bed* please tell me it won't hurt...
Carlisle: Don't worry... we'll give you some anisthetics. *takes a syringe and flicks it with his finger to get rid of any air*
Rain: *panics* I... I hate syringes!!! *holds on to the bed really tight to get try and get rid of her nervousness* Dean...
Dean: sshh.. I'm here. It's gonna be okay.
Sock: *checks the procedure* I swear... it's like she's going through labour.
Andi: SHH!!!
Sam2: *chuckles* yeah Sock SHH!!
Ben: can we help Carlisle?
Carlisle: well... sure. *wears mask* unless you're scared of seeing blood and tissue. Besides. I think Esme would want to leave the room just so she wouldn't get tempted. *smiles towards his wife*
Esme: I need to go before anything bad happens. *smiles and kisses Rain's forehead* Be brave. *looks at her husband* be gentle, now, hunny.
Ben: That's so sweet *trails off when Esme left*
Sam: Rose?
Rose: *stops midway through the shower in her room* Yes Sam?
Sam: I... I'm glad you're back. *smiles* If you need anything or someone to talk to, just know that I'm always here for you.
(Heaven)
Cherubs: AWW!!! GET MARRIED ALREADY!
Gabriel: It is not that easy my little winged friends.
Michael: That's right. Marriage is a lifetime commitment and Rose is still young.
Uriel: *nods* but I wouldn't mind looking into the future. *wags remote*
Remiel: You mean... you can fast forward this?
Uriel: Yup!
(TAC)
Hellboy: TO THE RETURN OF ROSE!! *raises a glass*
everyone else: to her return!
Hellboy: *looks around* where is she?
Blade: *drinks his alcoholic beverage* I think she's trying to get rid of Jasper's smell.
Ruby: Rain is in the infirmary. So I guess the party won't start without them!
Buffy: But it won't stop us from drinking!
Chris: *pours sake for Buffy and Ruby* Cheers ladies.
Ruby and Buffy: *blush and raise their shotglasses as well*
(hey people might want to notice that TAC is really messed up!)
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((Did u even read my posts? I got lonley and renesmee gave me a snickers bar so I killed the computers and spun around like Taz and messed up TAC))
Me: *sits in corner and sobs* *stupid bite marks start bleeding again when I start biting myself* *Cries some more*
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Others: *roots for Blade* SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!
Blade: *drinks half a keg* AH! *wipes lips* *burps*
Sock: WOOOH!!! MY TURN!
Ben: Uh... Sock?
Sock: *starts drinking from the hipflask*
Ben: too late...
(Infirmary)
Carlisle: *wipes sweat* We're done.
Dean: you sure she's going to be okay?
Carlisle: *smiles* Don't worry Dean. She'll be fine. if she could survive that heavy pillar, she could survive this.
Andi: Wow... I think I wanna be a doctor like you Carlisle.
Sam2: For a vampire you sure can take the scent of blood without going haywire.
Carlisle: centuries of practise. *smiles*
*a few hours later*
Rain: *stirs in her sleep* Dean?
Me: *gets up* *wipes tears* *runs outside* DRUNKARDS! *finds Sam* *punches him*
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Rose: *glares*
Rain: Hehehehe!! kidding! kidding! But I am glad that you're back Rose. *leans on Dean's shoulder*
Dean: *smiles* Yeah me too. Even more glad that Sam's not sober anymore.
Chan: speaking of which, where is he?
Grace: *takes out HUD and checks his location* He's in the library.
Chan: hmph. I thought he would be with Rose wherever she goes. After all that's happened.
Carlisle: *comes out with the potion* Rose! So good to see you. I wasn't able to give you a hug for your safe return. *hugs Rose*
Esme: *smiles* I'm so glad you're alright dear. *hug*
other Cullens: *smile*
Edward: um... about our agreement?
Bella: Edward! *shifts Nessie to another arm*
Edward: it's good news, love! *looks at Rose* well... we decided to stay here and help until we get Jasper. Then... you can stop hunting our family.
(heaven)
Gabriel: I bet it's going to lead us to season three!
Uriel: nu-uh! It's too short to be cut to another season!
Gabriel: CUT!
Uriel: CONTINUE!
Gabriel: CUT!
Uriel: CONTINUE!
Michael: SHUSH!!!!!
*SILENCE as everybody watch the TV*
(library)
Sam: I need to find a way... a way to restrain that bastard from running away so I could give him a lesson. *flips through pages* I won't forgive what you did to Rose, Jasper... you will pay!
Me: I FREAKING HATE YOU! *punches Sam again* STOP ACTING LIKE EDWARD!
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Rain: *summmons a laser arrow* everyone... make sure your weapons are ready.
everyone: *does so*
Buffy: My hands are itching to kill these hellions.
Blade: you're not the only one. *unsheaths sword*
Alice: you guys go that way. We'll ambush from above.
Rain: *nods* alright. Everyone... we have to go by groups, most specifically by threes. It would be wise if we could surround them from different angles.
Dean: I'll take Rain and Sam.
Rain and Sam: *nods*
Chan: I'll take Grace and Chris.
Chris: *smiles and leads Grace towards Chan's circle*
Ruby: Buffy and-
Sock: ME!! *approaches the girls*
Ruby: *fumes but stays silent- knowing that their time is limited*
Blade: Verin and Hellboy.
Rinec: I'll go with my family. We'll take care of the miniscule minions.
Roshan: *growls cutely*
Alice: Alright... BREAK!
*everyone seperates*
Dean: *points his gun as he takes a sharp turn around a corner*
Rain: *readies her arrow*
Sam: *fast firing auto shotgun in hand* Rose... we're coming.
(Aro's)
Aro: wow... I didn't know Stewie loved Lois in season six. Wait! What was I thinking?!
Rose: my thoughts?
Aro: Shush! I want to see more episodes- er I mean more information!
Rose: *tries to creep Aro out by thinking back on what Jasper kept telling her*
Aro: *chuckles* oh yes. pause on that.
Rose: *gasps* oh great... I forgot you were a pedo...
Aro: shush! I'm watching!
Jane: Aro would you j-
Aro: KING JANE!! KING!!!