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message 1: by Sammy Goode (last edited Mar 04, 2012 12:46PM) (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments Dust off your shillelaghs and lift your pint (of apple juice--we are YA) to give a nod to old St. Pat!

It's a contest, bless yer souls! Post your Limericks here on March 17th!

The winner will receive......

Our heartfelt congratulations and "job well done" pat on the back!

(What you were actually expecting a prize?--silly members!!)


The RULES: Well, er...there are none--EXCEPT--it has to be PG and believe it or not there is a "form" that true limericks follow--see below:

A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

See our award winning Limerick artist (Kaje) example here:


'Tis the luck of the Irish they say
And the whole world is Irish that day
When I saw red-haired John
With his green sweater on
I thanked God and St. Patrick I'm gay

OR

He went out to the pub to be seen
Found a party and beer that was green
Danced a jig in his dress
With his wig in a mess
Singing "What a good night to be Queen"

So, get those thinking caps on and remember--NO POSTING until March 17th!


message 2: by Sammy Goode (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments *


message 3: by Byron (new)

Byron (byft) They were SOOOO much nicer than what she said in the mod meeting over the w/end... O_o I also move that we discount Kaje from entering... She positively must have a Masters in wordsmithing I feel!!!


message 4: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments Byron wrote: "They were SOOOO much nicer than what she said in the mod meeting over the w/end... O_o I also move that we discount Kaje from entering... She positively must have a Masters in wordsmithing I feel!!!"

Hey, no fair - (And the one in mod meeting was off the top of my head - this is a YA group; I will be good.) But I promise, just one entry. Okay?


message 5: by Byron (new)

Byron (byft) hehehe ok.. maybe just one... (although Sammy has been quite on this front!!)


message 6: by Sammy Goode (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments Byron wrote: "hehehe ok.. maybe just one... (although Sammy has been quite on this front!!)"

AH---Kaje--ONLY one young lady--I totally agree with By--a wordsmith indeed!!


message 7: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments So I have to wait until Saturday, right?


message 8: by Sammy Goode (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments Kaje wrote: "So I have to wait until Saturday, right?"

You do!!!


message 9: by Elci (new)

Elci  I love limericks just suck at writing them..

There was a young man from Nantucket....


Then I get stuck.


message 10: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments I can finish that one in my head, but not in a YA-approved way ;)


message 11: by Kat (new)

Kat (cutestsubever) Kaje wrote: "I can finish that one in my head, but not in a YA-approved way ;)"

Me too... LOL


message 12: by K (new)

K (k-polipetl) | 4090 comments Oh dear
I tried to write limericks
but alas my mind is somewhere slightly below gutter level this evening and nothing I came up with was remotely suitable (or in fact made sense)

(I blame this on having to go out and celebrate with my Welsh friends this afternoon/evening after the rugby)


message 13: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments I've got lots, but my page proofs for my book are screwed up, and besides the other mods are being mean and making me choose just one. So I'll be back later to post one.


message 14: by Sammy Goode (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments Kaje wrote: "I've got lots, but my page proofs for my book are screwed up, and besides the other mods are being mean and making me choose just one. So I'll be back later to post one."

Hey hey now.


message 15: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments JK - hey I can finish Elci's and it doesn't count, right? 'Cause it's Elci's.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Sang off-key with his head in a bucket
Too much brogue and green beer
For his pub-mates to hear
That pail rang like a gong when they struck it.


message 16: by Kaje (last edited Mar 18, 2012 11:04AM) (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments So I had to do two - but it's not like I'm inhibiting anyone else - folks must be off toasting St. Pat's with more than words.

She sang on the while cliffs of Dover
As she searched for a rare four-leafed clover
She makes this girl's heart soar
And I'll love her still more
When St Patrick's Day nonsense is over.


It means brew pubs and dancing and beer
But we've stayed locked at home every year
Now at last we'll go see
My sweet soldier and me
What St. Pat's Day is like without fear


message 17: by Elci (new)

Elci  Kaje wrote: "JK - hey I can finish Elci's and it doesn't count, right? 'Cause it's Elci's.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Sang off-key with his head in a bucket
Too much brogue and green beer
For his pu..."


Thanks Kaje... You're the bestest.


message 18: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments You guys are just lucky I've been working on my proofs for nine hours and still not done. Because there are other rhymes for Nantucket that are PG too. :)


message 19: by Angel (new)

Angel (angelflower) | 1357 comments LOL I don't suppose you posted the non pg ones in another group somewhere? This is all knew to me so I have never heard any before lol


message 20: by Sammy Goode (new)

Sammy Goode | 5380 comments My internet was down most of yesterday--and I missed posting this--so Happy day after St. Pat's Day everyone!

There once was a group who loved fiction
But wanted less man on man friction
They made up a group
giving nasty the boot
And now share their YA addiction!


message 21: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper | 17377 comments Sammy2006 wrote: "My internet was down most of yesterday--and I missed posting this--so Happy day after St. Pat's Day everyone!

There once was a group who loved fiction
But wanted less man on man friction
They made..."


I love it - should be our group motto.


message 22: by Angel (new)

Angel (angelflower) | 1357 comments Sammy2006 wrote: "My internet was down most of yesterday--and I missed posting this--so Happy day after St. Pat's Day everyone!

There once was a group who loved fiction
But wanted less man on man friction
They made..."


That is awesome, I love it!


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