Reasoning with Vampires

[Maggie, Disapparition is my middle name.]

So. There's this tumblr--don't know if anyone else has heard of it--called 'Reasoning with Vampires.' I. Love. It. I've read the whole darn thing. It's this girl, Dana, who's taken apart Twilight and New Moon, and has just started on Eclipse, methodically going through and scanning the pages into her computer and editing them. She points out all the hilarious little flaws, nitpicks on excessive comma and semicolon use, and generally pulls apart the entire book for her tumblr. It's amazing, laugh-out-loud, hysterically funny stuff, and y'all need to check it out, now. You won't be disappointed. ;)

Ciao for now,

Magggggggdalena!

[Jo]

This is great. Proof to demostrate to my sister Twilight isn't "well-written".

[Vanessa]

*follows Thera into the cyber world of tumblr* :D

[Jo]

I cannot reason with Meyer bats.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

XD Nice.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

XD Nice.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

XD Nice.

[Maggie, Disapparition is my middle name.]

NicE? :D

[Vanessa]

Triple-level niceness. xD

MAGGIE~ *glomp*

[Maggie, Disapparition is my middle name.]

VANNNNNNNY!

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

So I tried to look at the site, and all I could rid was people asking questions and posts.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Exactly? It's trying to reason with Twilight's absolutely horrid logic.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

Oh! I was expecting something different. Let's just say its late and I feel like shet, so yeahhh. I'm kind of out of it. XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

xD No worries. ^_^

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

I know, right? It's all genius.

Pfffft. As if you had the coordination I be a showgirl. XD

[Jo]

Iviana (The Sign Painter) wrote: "xD No worries. ^_^
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xD

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I like Reasoning with Vampires but unfortunately most of the flaws she points out have been done by JK as well ... They're not really enough to make a book 'bad', it's just fun to nitpick at Twilight. Kind of like how if you hate a plain-looking person you'll go out of your way to be like 'OMG HER NOSE IS WONKY AND .5 MILLIMETRES OFF CENTRE'.

[Jo]

Good point. Though Stephanie Meyer's choice of words is odd. Try to hiss the word thirty.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Witch of Rebirth]

It sounds like you're trying to say the word "dirty" with a lisp. XD

[Jo]

Exactly.