Newbies query: Emily, tell me:

[Sally, la reina]

I don't know why but I had a feeling.

What kind of toothpaste is your favorite?

[evie]

How about in Sydney? What is the political climate there? Do those from Melbourne or Cairns think that you Sydnians are all a bunch of leftist hippies, for example?

Sydneysiders and Melbournians adore each other. There is a bit of friendly rib tickling, and name calling . We love to entertain the tourists. Sydneusiders are always raving on about the opera house ,the fabulous beaches and the beautiful harbour. We love to fly to Melbourne for a weekend of great shopping , moody weather and delicious Italian food.!

I only know one person who lives in Cairns. She loves it! She knows how to avoid stingy things in the water and she never walks her dog where the crocodiles play. She also looks great in skimpy shorts and singlet tops.

I have included a picture of The Luna Park entrance for Melbourne and Sydney. Luna Park is just for fun!

[Cynthia]

I'm certainly not a newbie, But I'd love to answer a question.

[Jim]

Ok Cynthia, If a train leaves Des Moines heading west at 100 miles per hour, ans a train leaves Dubuque at the same time heading east at 120 miles per hour, where wlll they meet.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::head spins around::

[Jim]

Lobstergirl wrote: "::head spins around::"

How do you get it to do that, mine always stops part way around.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Go to a good chiropractor.

[Cynthia]

I was a journalism major, I really don't do math. Sorry.

[Félix]

LG360

[Cynthia]

Jim wrote: "Ok Cynthia, If a train leaves Des Moines heading west at 100 miles per hour, ans a train leaves Dubuque at the same time heading east at 120 miles per hour, where wlll they meet."

Ok I get it, the train leaving Des Moines is going toward Omaha and the train leaving Dubuque is going toward Illinois or therabouts, they don't meet.

[Félix]

Well, eventually they would.

[Jim]

:-)

[Cynthia]

Confused.

[Félix]

No, they wouldn't.

[Cynthia]

Because of oceans?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

They would stop at the Pacific and Atlantic oceans respectively. Assuming the train tracks went that far.

[Félix]

You got it.

[Cynthia]

Lg is very smart.

[Félix]

And sober.

[Jim]

And awake.

[Félix]

And wearing a black bra.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes.

[Félix]

Wireless.

[Jim]

OK Cynthia, a real question.

White water rafting or hot air ballooning?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Correct. With petals.

[Cynthia]

Jim wrote: "OK Cynthia, a real question.

White water rafting or hot air ballooning?"

Oh Christ. I vote for an inner tube on the Apple River.

[Jim]

You win.

[Jammies]

*sniffle* Sally never grilled me when I was a newbie.

[Sally, la reina]

Gail: What is your favorite color? If you walk into a gelato shop do you go for the rich and chocolatey section or the light and fruity section? do you prefer a cup or a cone?


Jammies: When eating brains, do you prefer the animal or the human variety?

[evie]

Sally wrote: "I don't know why but I had a feeling.

What kind of toothpaste is your favorite?"

At the moment we have Colgate. I prefer the white mint flavoured toothpaste and I loathe the medicinal flavoured variety. I frequently clean the lid and the opening of the tube .My toothbrush must be soft and of a basic shape. I would never use one that had a tongue scraper.

[Sally, la reina]

Do you floss? If so, do you like waxed or unwaxed, mint or unflavored?

What do you do as far as medicine when you have a sore throat? Do you gargle salt water, suck on lozenges, or eat asprin?

When you drive do you experience what us Yanks refer to as "road rage" or do you use the time to practice mindfulness and deep breathing techniques?

Do you like to wear socks to sleep?

[Heidi]

Geez, Sally! You're like my nephew when he was 4... relentless with the awesome questions! :) From where do all these questions come (that doesn't sound/read right)?

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I have been enjoying watching Evie sweat under the microscope. Just let me say she has been holding up magnificently! Me, I would shatter under the pressure! Like a crystal dropped on concrete.

[Phil]

Miss Sally, may we know, please, whence these questions come?

[Sally, la reina]

Gail: see msg 136

Phil and Heidi: from my magnificent noggin

Evie: 138

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "
Phil and Heidi: from my magnificent noggin"

Quite frankly Sallers I'm appalled that they even had to ask.

[Sally, la reina]

:: smiles at Jim ::

[evie]

Do you like to wear socks to sleep?

No.

:: Stirs the meth. Pokes Chuck with a stick:::

[Félix]

Jim wrote: "Sally wrote: "
Phil and Heidi: from my magnificent noggin"

Quite frankly Sallers I'm appalled that they even had to ask."

'Tis like a fountain.

[mark]

TWSS

[Jammies]

Oh, no, Sallers, it's much too late to start now. I know that it's evie you're interested in. *offended zombie*

[Félix]

It's sad.

[Sally, la reina]

Do you see how many of the 25 questions I asked our friend down under she answered?

[Jim]

No, how many?

[Sally, la reina]

One in the most recent response.

[Heidi]

Jim wrote: "Quite frankly Sallers I'm appalled that they even had to ask."

Jim. Ficus. Now. >:/

[Jim]

Yes Heidi

::grabs a pitcher of margaritas on the way::

[Sally, la reina]

Hey!

::slaps pitcher out of Jim's hand::


I thought he was celebrating moi?

[Jim]

First of all why would you slap the pitcher out of my hand, it was to help celebrate you. (You have made me waste a lot of digital alcohol the last few days)

Secondly, why would you think I was not celebrating you, aren't we all just your minions?

[Heidi]

Jim wrote: "Secondly, why would you think I was no..."

Hmmph! I am no one's minion. :P

Sally, you can join him behind the ficus to celebrate you with margaritas. I'm sure he won't mind sharing.

Jim, you cannot be appalled at me. Sally, you should not encourage Jim to be appalled at me... or else
(I'll bring the bear face back).