Newbies query: Emily, tell me:

[Courtney]

mark wrote: "RAMOS FIZZ

Ingredients

2 ounces London dry gin
1 ounce heavy cream
1 egg whites
1/2 ounce lemon juice
1/2 ounce lime juice
2 teaspoons superfine sugar
2 to 3 drops orange flower water

G..."

Thank you fine sir, that sounds yummy. I will have the hubby make it for me. He always likes to try new drinks. He used to be a bartender way back in the day and he harbors a love for mixology.

[mark]

it is like a little taste of heaven.

[Sally, la reina]

I need to know more about evie.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

She's married to Chuck Woolery.

[Sally, la reina]

SHUT UP! Should I know who that is?

[Sally, la reina]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yep, that's him.

[Sally, la reina]

Brave girl.

[evie]

It's all fun and games at our house.

[Sally, la reina]

Do you use a saddle?

[evie]

For what?

[Félix]

Bareback.

[Sally, la reina]

I guess I made an ass out of you and me when I imagined you riding your wooly mammoth. Do you instead play Parcheesi?

[evie]

I lied about the games . Is Chuck Woolery a game show host?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, a legendary game show host.

[Sally, la reina]

Damnit. Do not make me go to the googles again.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

How about World Book Encyclopedia then.

[Sally, la reina]

No.

[Sally, la reina]

I hate learning!

[Sally, la reina]

About things unrelated to evie. Tell me more about evie.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Evie is married to Chuck Woolery, is cooking meth right now, is bicurious, has written a history of the Jehovah's Witnesses, and fears large spiders.

[Félix]

Bad link. Bad link.

[evie]

What is it? I only saw an error page.

[Sally, la reina]

It seems to be rotten. I deleted.

[Phil]

Is Woolery the one from that dating show who, when going to a commercial break, would say, "we'll be back in two-and-two?"

[evie]

I don't wear hats or scarves.

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Shame on you Evie! Slip, slop, slap! Or don't people in the Eastern Suburbs need sun protection?

[evie]

They do and especially the people that love hanging about the beach. I slip and slop but I don't slap. I'm not a sun bather. I don't like sitting in the hot sun.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "Is Woolery the one from that dating show who, when going to a commercial break, would say, "we'll be back in two-and-two?""

That's the one. The Love Connection. Where he sat on the sofa as if trying to protect his sperm count.

[Sally, la reina]

Why wouldnt you wear a hat?
Is evie's head extra large?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The leading reasons people don't wear hats are:

1. hat hair
2. they don't look good in hats
3. their head is the wrong shape for a hat
4. it interferes with the signals they need to receive through the scalp

[Sally, la reina]

Did you google that?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No.

[Cheri]

Chuck Woolery-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUnRIz...

[evie]

Sally wrote: "Why wouldnt you wear a hat?
Is evie's head extra large?"

1,2 and possibly 4.

[Sally, la reina]

Do you wear perfume, Australian? Do you like to shave your legs, or do you prefer wax? Or are you (gasp) hairy like me?

[evie]

I do wear perfume. I don't like to leave a perfume trail so I only like a little. If you are close to me you can smell it. I'm wearing CK1 at the moment.

I shave my legs and underarms. I do get a little lazy during winter and sometimes don't do my legs as often as I should. I find as I mature, the hair on the body is rearranged. Less hair in some places and more in places that was hairless during my youth.
My survival kit contains wax ,razors and a tweezers.

[Phil]

Sally has a handlebar moustache.

[Cynthia]

Sally wrote: "I hate learning!"

YOU DO NOT.

[Sally, la reina]

I wear CK1 too! How did you make that little 1?

[Sally, la reina]

Oh, my 1 is little too.

Do you eat meat, Evie? What is your favorite meat? If not, what is your favorite legume?

Is your television situation the same as in America? That is, do you Australians watch more reality shows or sitcoms?

And where do you get the majority of your news?

Can you briefly describe the political situation in the outback? Or is that only a part of Australia?

How about in Sydney? What is the political climate there? Do those from Melbourne or Cairns think that you Sydnians are all a bunch of leftist hippies, for example?

[evie]

I got the big 1 and pushed down on it with my thumb. How did you do it?

[Sally, la reina]

I yelled at it and was extra mean with my eyebrows.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "I yelled at it and was extra mean with my eyebrows."

Sounds more like making number 2 than number 1.

::heads off to join Laryx at The Ficus::

[Sally, la reina]

You make poo with your eyebrows?

[Phil]

Nope. Your description sounds like you're on the pot, contorting your face to help push one out.

Ick. Stop describing things like that. It's gross.

[Sally, la reina]

It does not. It sounds like I am angry at a little 8year old Phil and frowning with my hands on my hips. Stop talking about my poop.

[Félix]

Stop, I say. Or I'll shoot.

[Phil]

The poop-shooter.

[evie]

Do you eat meat, Evie? What is your favorite meat? If not, what is your favorite legume?

I don't eat offal .I don't like pork chops. I won't behead prawns or pull the legs off a crab or a lobster.

I like a zesty vegetable and chick pea curry and I make a special spicy bean dish with zucchini and tomatoes and cheese.

I don't like to think about meat.