What's the Name of That Book??? discussion
SOLVED: Adult Fiction
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SOLVED. Romance, half set in past, half in present. Present bit heroine is a woman who writes romance novels. [s]
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'You'd think that the very thought of a romance writer would bring a smile to people's lips. Ah, how nice. Love. Making Love. Laughter. Kissing.'
THEN for some reason I can't remember (possibly it's the novel she's writing?) it jumps back to the past to tell another romance story set in some bygone era with corsets, long sweeping skirts and possibly even kilts involved. The main character HERE is a skinny girl who considers herself very unattractive because she has small breasts, but unbeknownst to her is admired by village men etc because of her shapely bottom. (Yes, that's right.) (How they noticed it through the sweeping skirts was never explained.) I have a feeling her name was unusual and started with an 'I', but I could be wrong. Anyway there's some twist with her nearly having to marry the rich awful lord or whatever but it all turns out well and she marries Our Hero, her childhood friend, who is of course terribly handsome, rugged and dark-haired etc.
THEN it jumps back to the romance writer again at the end, and I can remember this scene very vividly where she's getting ready to go out with the love interest but he arrives before she's ready and she's applied purple eyeshadow to ONLY ONE EYE. For some reason that bit really stuck in my head.
Anyway, so that's about the sum total of my memory of it. Any ideas?