Grant a wish, then with a curse

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Person 1: I wish I could live forever.
Person 2: Granted, but you never find true love.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[HungerGamesAddict]

Granted but you can't buy anything with it

I wish I had my own laptop

[Eris]

granted, but u get a virus which shuts it down when u turn it on

i wish i had a taco

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you find out the meat in it was rat meat- after you eat it.

I wish it snowed tonight

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then the blizzard knocked out your powerlines and electricity and EVERYTHING! (including AC and Heater) except water

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

((put another wish))

[Rachel]

I wish I could travel with the Doctor.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you end up getting eaten by cannibals.

I wish it was march 23rd

[Rachel]

Granted, But they never release it becaus SOPA has taken over the world.

I wish I could meet Logan Lerman

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but he is really rude.

I wish I was a genius.

[Rachel]

Granted, but the stuff you learn is so intense that you commit suicide.

I wish I was immune to curses.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but then you can't wish anything.

I wish I was popular.

[Rachel]

Granted, but then you get so popular that you start getting stalkers.

I wish I could complete every item on my bucket list.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you don't have any fun.

I wish I could finish my book.

[Rachel]

Granted, but no one ever reads it.

I wish I could fall asleep more easily and wake up on time.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you have nightmares.

I wish I had a good sounding laugh.

[Apps *ąþþℓεş щïŧɧ şþℓεεŋ ïş şҩųïşɧγ*]

granted, but you like the sound of it so much you couldn't stop laughing

I wish I had super-powers!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you use them for evil instead of good.

I wish I could speak every language

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but nobody understands what you say
I wish I was more of a morning person

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you get really tired in the afternoon

I wish it was not so cold out right now

[Shannon]

Granted but then it became so scorchingly hot that you got a sunburn.

I wish that the puppy that came into my school library this morning would come into it again.

[Apps *ąþþℓεş щïŧɧ şþℓεεŋ ïş şҩųïşɧγ*]

Granted but you would not see it and trip on it and fall and break your nose. ;p

I wish the world would end!
((anyone believe in 2012 doomsday??))

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but you were in the middle of an amazing book
[nope i do not believe in 2012 doomsday]
I wish I wasn't afraid of animals

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but then you confidently walk up to a rabid bunny and it bites you and you die.

I wish that I was happy more often

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but it's at the cost of someone you love being sad
I wish I could understand my best friend better

[Shannon]

Granted but then you understand them too well and being around them becomes boring.

I wish that there was no more violence or fighting or wars or pain or suffering.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you die of boredom, because everyone is happy

I wish there were holographic things everywhere

[Shannon]

Granted, but then you get so bored out of your mind from seeing holographic things everywhere that you go crazy.

I wish that people could travel through time.

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but they would mess up the future
I wish I had an invisibility cloak

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but then no one can see when you do something amazing.

I wish I could fly

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but you get hit by an airplane and then you die
I wish I had more time to read

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you can never find a really good book to read

I wish I had a computer at my fingertips 24/7

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but the the computer gets a virus and never turns on again
I wish I was a good artist

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but all the work that you create gets destroyed in a fire

I wish I didn't need glasses

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted,but you look really cute with the glasses than without them:)
I wish I was an athlete

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but the only sport you can play well is curling

I wish I knew what to write in my book.

[Apps *ąþþℓεş щïŧɧ şþℓεεŋ ïş şҩųïşɧγ*]

granted, but you got so overloaded with ideas you never got around to writing them.

I wish I could grow taller (yes, I'm really short)

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but then you are like 10ft tall!

I wish that I was athletic

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but you're bad at everything else.
I wish I had all the time in the world to read

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you have no books.

I wish I got a perfect score on the global essay im doing now

[Abby]

granted. but you get all other test wrong for five years.

i wish i knew how to ski

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you fall and break your arm

I wish it was quiet

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but the silence would be really loud
I wish I was at home

[Abby]

granted but then your house burns down,

i wish i had lots of money!

[Smash]

You will be robbed

I wish i could paint like van gogh

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but your works are destroyed in a hurricane

I wish i never had to sleep

[Leah]

Granted, but you would be very bored.

I wish that I never had homework

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you'd get very dumb.

I wish that I had a sister

[Leah]

Granted, but she'd be really bratty

I wish that my math grade was better