Grant a wish, then with a curse

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your ELA grade will drop down.

I wish that everyone loved me

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but the person you want to love you most is the only one who doesn't love you.

I wish I fell in love

[Abby]

granted but you fail everything else and have to go to clown college


i wish i had blue eyes

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted, but you could be blind(sorry,couldn't think of anything better)
I wish I knew how to play table tennis

[Abby]

granted but you get so good no one wants to play with you


i wish i was famous

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but you wouldn't be famous for a good cause
I wish I had a better collection of books

[Abby]

granted but they burn in a fire two months later


i wish i had a puppy

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but it scares away all the guests
I wish I wasn't afraid of dogs

[Abby]

granted but all the dogs attack you.


i wish i had longer nails

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but they are so long you can't pick anyhing up.

I wish I was awesomer

[Abby]

granted but everyone hates you because of it


i wish i could go swimming

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you drown

I wish I could type fast

[Sierra~Kelley]

Granted but you make a lot of mistakes
I wish people would understand me better sometimes.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but those people are people you end up not liking at all.

I wish I could say what I was thinking

[Leah]

Granted, but everyone would know your secrets.

I wish I could read minds

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but the noise become too much and you go crazy

I wish I could fly

[Leah]

Granted, but then you fall

I wish I had more time for reading

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but you can't find any good books

I wish I had a bunch of money

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you'll be a spoiled brat


I wish I could see THG movie..

[Leah]

Granted, but then you hate it (if that's possible)

I wish I had strawberry blonde hair

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, My heart cries for Fictional Men]

Granted, but then everyone thinks you're stupid

I wish I was a genius

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but people wil hate you

I wish I was a pro gymnast