Introductions.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Who gives a shit? Not Honey Badger.

[El]

Good thing you aren't Honey Badger, then, isn't it?

And by the way, unless you want to tell people about yourself(Which is what people who think they can't express themselves enough other places), introductions are stupid. That's why Goodreads comes with the opportunity of *gasp* names! Yes people, names. Because if we know what your GR name is you probably will answer to that on GR and we really don't give a shit whether you like piano or not.

Wow I'm feeling a little bit bitchy right now...

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Apparently...

[El]

Yeah, sorry.

Hey, that was a rant! *is very proud*

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Okay...

[El]

What? I can't be proud that I managed to rant not babble?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

I am very proud. You have earned one gold star.

[El]

YAY. Wait, one?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Yep.

[El]

Cool! Can I get more? How?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

I don't know.

[El]

SWEET! Wait, what?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

I gotta go soon.

[El]

NO!!!!!!! Don't, no!!!!

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

I have to. MY back is bloody killing me.

[El]

What are you doing, hunching over?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

No, just it hurts after I sit for too long.

[El]

Oh. Well then lie down. Stand. Kneel.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Doesn't help.

[El]

Really? What does then?

[Helen [Let it Snow]]

DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH that there was a like button on goodreads?!

[El]

YES.

[El]

What would you be liking?