Let the corporate scum run!

[Reads with Scotch]

That’s right flee; flee like the little know nothings that you are. Coming in here ruining my day, talking down to me and my crew. There is justice in the universe. An Act of god, or at the very lest a real poorly engineered piece of equipment failed. Causing the “air raid” siren to sound. I have never seen so many faces match the collars they were hanging above. They all scampered off into their trucks to leave before I had the chance to tell them it was just the tank farm venting and everything would be fine, in 10 min.

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That's funny! Were they scared that the place was gonna blow?

[Reads with Scotch]

yes. The air raid siren is pretty damn loud... Things could have gone bad, but not with me and the crack minion team on duty... well crack team except for the troll, she was in the bathroom pampering her skin.

[Dave]

So it wasn't Putin rearing his head? That's a relief, what with Gov. Palin out of state.

[Reads with Scotch]

I think the heavily intoxicated armed alaskans are more then capable of dealing with any Russian military incursion.