_______________ > ____________

[Kevin]

burger king > mcdonalds

starbucks > seattle's best

connie chung > diane sawyer

[Félix]

Julie Bowen > Connie Chung

women in summer clothes > women in winter clothes

[Suefly]

English Lit>Math

[Suefly]

Facebook >Twitter

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Goodreads > Facebook

[Félix]

Kevin > anyone else I know in Indiana

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Caribou > Starbucks

Jon Stewart > okra

toilet paper > Bob Schieffer

[Bob]

Lobstergirl > other sock puppets created by same

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Okay Bob, whose sock puppet are you?

[[deleted user]]

Or is Bob your uncle?

[Félix]

Bob > your uncle

[Phil]

Dirty smelly socks > any adam sandler film

bicycles > motorcycles

[Kevin]

friday mornings > monday mornings

[Wendall Paul]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "burger king > mcdonalds

starbucks > seattle's best

connie chung > diane sawyer"

I have to disagree on the Seattle's Best

[Félix]

They are both owned by Starbucks.

[Wendall Paul]

Félix wrote: "They are both owned by Starbucks."

Yeah, but for my money Seattle's Best>Starbucks.

[Kevin]

i only drink seattle's best in some airports where they have exclusive rights

[Cynthia]

Most Coffee stores, especially independent ones>Starbucks.

Books>Movies

Daughters>Sons (oops, I thought this was the controversial thread for a minute.)

[Jim]

I would disagree with that last one Cynthia. They seem pretty = to me.

[Cynthia]

Well what the hell do I know. I've got two daughters and zero sons. Maybe someday I'll be fortunate enough to have a nice son-in-law or two.

For some reason when I was pregnant I wished for daughters and I got my wish. Some days (middle school) I wished I could take it back, but they are both amazing women now.

[Jim]

Sons seem a lot easier to raise from every one I know that has both. But when they turn the corner it is pretty special.

[Cynthia]

You gotta love that corner-turning. Nice to feel like you did some OK parenting somewhere in there. Or maybe it was just blind luck, who knows. I know some pretty great parents with messed-up-for-life kids, so who can tell.

[Mary]

I'm so lucky to have a great son. We love to hang out together and he has turned me on to so many things I never would have tried. Thanks Jesse!

[[deleted user]]

My son is far more tricky to raise than my daughter -- at the moment. But they are equally wonderful.

[[deleted user]]

Tea>coffee no contest.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Intelligentsia coffee > most other coffee.

[ASDFGHJKL;]

Movie Popcorn > Any other snack food.

[Mary]

Fresh garden tomatoes> store bought tomatoes

[Félix]

Breathing > not breathing

[Suefly]

Law & Order CI > Law & Order SVU

[~Geektastic~]

All incarnations of Law & Order > all incarnations of CSI

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

So true.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

old Hawaii 5-0 > new Hawaii 5-0

[Sally, la reina]

having a job > being unemployed

[Félix]

being part of this group > sharp stick in the eye

[Sally, la reina]

peeing your pants > pooping your pants

[Félix]

pooping your pants > pooping your pants in public

[Janice]

real fireplaces>gas fireplaces

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "peeing your pants > pooping your pants"

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Sally?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

dog poop on a lawn > human poop on a bus

[~Geektastic~]

Gabby wrote: "Job relating to your own occupation > Just any job"

Indeed.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

smell of honeysuckle > smell of farts

[Sally, la reina]

jasmine tea > green tea

[Phil]

cheese > poop

[Félix]

cheese > no cheese

[Sally, la reina]

I don't know about cheese > poop. Sometimes a good poop is MUCH better than brie on a cracker.

[Janice]

goat cheese > blue cheese

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

beets > beatings

[Félix]

beatings > beets

[Scout]

cut flowers > fake flowers