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I'm getting sick and tired of politics
I'd know... I have had the same girlfriend for 3 years now (going on four...) and I REALLY know when to be the best guy I can be. PMS mixed with her being a black-belt is enough to make me an Angel. Forget the Devil thing. A PMSing Black-Belt Babe would make the Devil pray to God!THAT Week roles around and I am all "I love you"'s and "Yes, love"'s. I am like that most of the time, but it's on that week specifically that I do it in order to survive... Any other time is just out of doting love.
LOL!Being nice when my moms PMS'ing does NOTHING.
"Mom are you hungry?"
"DO I F***INK LOOK LIKE IM HURGRY?!?!"
"um..."
"GOD JUST LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!"
Oh dear... Scary like. My mom is like that all the time... Just kidding! Oh God! She read that!!! RUN! GOOD BYE EVERYONE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE HORROR! A SHOWER!!! DON'T MAKE ME, MOM! I'LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR!!!
Sorry, Diana. I seem to have been a little offensive. I was reading previous text when I saw that you did, in fact, NOT call me a B****, so I was just a little harsh under the pretense that you HAD... Sorry.
Lol. I WAS going to say something (cause i knew she didnt call you a b****) but i thought it would be more fun to see how it would turn out!haahaa
:P
it's okayyeah i was talking about the lady on the commercial
she doesn't make any sense
MY CAT KEEPS CHIRPING LIKE A BIRD!!!
Lol. If it tries to jump out the window... Well, you know how cats and flying go together...
Yeah but when cats fall the open like a chute, thats why they always land on their feet
my cat wants to kill birds but she doesn't want to be birds
still earlywe still have to eat turkey (eck) and be thankful for all the crap the world gave us
Arsenic! MMMMM MMMM MM. So good! Love my poisons... They are so hard to come around nowadays. Walmart stopped selling them for some reason... Something about the Murray Masacre or something...
Arsenic is a poison... I was insinuating... Oh nevermind! I'll just go poison the pond outside and leave it at that! FINE!
Nope. HOMicidal... Don't confuse me with that Self-Killing crap! What's the point in that?! You can only do that ONCE... I am up to about 5 HUNDRED kills. Wait till thanksgiving shows up! I'll go up to about 10 MILLION kills!
OHH KENNY WE SHOULD HAVE ALIKE A HOMICIDAL CULT!!WELL B BETTER THAN DEXTER!!!
Lol. That would be an interesting listing on the Resume. "Clubs/Organizations: Chess team, FootBall team, Homicidal Cult, Save The Forest Club, etc."Interesting.
i have the feeling someone would report that...
I think so. Then they would show up in the obituaries the next day! MUHAhAhAHAHA!
and i thought i tended to act like i was high...
lol. We should really start that club though Kenny.
Ohh im sure well get atr least 1000000000 homicides b4 we get caught.
Lol. Tattles? I can't think of one person who would take up the oppurtunity to get me a life sentence in prison... Hmmm. Let me think? KENNA? Nahhh, no way!
well you could easily stop it by not making it so publicbut i won't say anything
im indifferent enough on this subject
The Red-Head Massacre... I like the sound of it. Or maybe the Student Slaughter. Or the Kid's Killing Spree... The IDEAS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
don't kill me or my family and i won't say anythingoh and my cat because if you do, my mom will be after you in less than a second!
Uh, but if I did kill you and your family, how would you say anything? Curious...
i will tell my friends to say something then!if it happens of course
okay not answering
i guess you just reminded me of why i don't put my address on the internet
Lol. I wouldn't kill you Diana! I have a list, and its too full! I got priorities, girl!
good thingbut my cat is the LAST thing you want to kill
you don't want to know what my mom is capable of
for all that i know she might be a ninja! (she IS japanese...)
Really? Ninja, huh? Koolio! She may know the art of Kung-Fo, but I got the Art of the Shot-Gun on my side... I have a small hunch as to who the winner might be...Kidding. I got nothing against your cat! I love my cat, so I am sure that yours is cute too... Just not as cute as mine! HA! NO TAKE BACKS!
Well my cat is SUPER fatshe's really cute but her stomach is humongous
i mean if she were thin, she's have all the attributes of a model
not to mention she hates plastic bags, vacuum cleaners, and just really loud things
but she's really weirdi mean, she weighs like 2 times the average cat and yet she runs like a bullet in the morning (her exercise times)
LOL. Cat's are a pretty wierd species to begin with... Didn't someone (I think Chandani) say that their cat was acting like a bird and chirping? My cat just does that stupid pawing thing on my bare chest when I am sleeping and it hurts like HECK!
ouchme and my cat like to keep each others distance so she never hurt me before
i guess im kinda like a cat too ^^
Lol. Well, I gotta hit the hay. I got to make a million bucks tomorrow before I buy out Bill Gates. Then I will go on to buy out the presidency.
Books mentioned in this topic
New Moon (other topics)Breaking Dawn (other topics)
But DO NOT underestimate the power of a PMS hormonal girl...its scary...really.