Controversial Statements - Bring em - No weak sauce allowed! Homelessness: A Mercy Sex Ploy?

[Scout]

alsodifficulttoreadifyougetmydriftthatsthepurposeofcapitalizationandpunctuationandspacingitsinconsiderateofyounottodothesethingsforyourreadersifyouknowhowtodothem

[mark]

ohscoutcomeonnowletsbefriends

[Scout]

I'm not being unfriendly - just suggesting that it would be nice if you'd post in a manner that's not distracting to your readers.

[mark]

cmonscouttakethosegrouchypantsoffandputonthefuntimemuumuu

[Cyril]

hewhoisvaliantandpureofspiritmayfindtheholygrailinthecastleofuuggggggh

[janine]

I love spaces.

[mark]

wideopenspaces

[Cyril]

We're not doing it any more, mark. Get with the program.

[mark]

cyrilswideopenmouthissuchawideopenspace

[mark]

TWHS!

[Sally, la reina]

I haven't really read this thread in days. Is that ok?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We understand you're pressed for time. Confine yourself to the penis threads.

[Sally, la reina]

God, i love that thread.





** wields bonsai shears**

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

What do you mean thread? There's like 40 of them.

[Cyril]

I thought they all become penis threads eventually.

[Sally, la reina]

One of the other mods should organize an "all things penile" category to be located somewhere near "general fuckery."

Then we'd really start to encounter more weirdos.

[Jammies]

Bun, sorry, that's not controversial, it's correct.

*drinks*

[Sally, la reina]

I think all things penile is more controversial than all things train.

[evie]

What about a train going into a tunnel? Hasn't that got something to do with penile behaviour? I think I saw it used in an old movie.

[Jammies]

*passes over the pita chips*

[Sally, la reina]

::roots in hummus for morels::

[Jammies]

Sally wrote: "::roots in hummus for morels::"

*passes Sally a bowl of humus for rooting in*

[Phil]

Hummus belongs in the hipster thread.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

OH BOY.

Hummus gauntlet thrown.

[mark]

a lot of hipsters love to eat up hummus. especially in their falafel roll. but i think even more non-hipsters love it too. hummus really brings people together. i brought it to the baby shower i went to a week or so ago and the guests killed that hummus like it was wearing a bullseye.

[Sally, la reina]

There is a hipster thread with hummus? Can I drink my mojito in there? Or do I have to have a can of PBR?

[Sally, la reina]

Good thing I have my skinny jeans on today. And a tank top highlighting my hairy pits.

[Sally, la reina]

mark wrote: "a lot of hipsters love to eat up hummus. especially in their falafel roll. but i think even more non-hipsters love it too. hummus really brings people together. i brought it to the baby shower i we..."

I do not think it is appropriate to say "baby shower" and "killing ... whale ... bull's eye" in the same post.

FICUS.

[Félix]

Your pits are bright yellow?

[Sally, la reina]

That is not what I meant at all.
That is not what I meant
At all.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

An excess of body hair puts you in the HIPPIE thread, not the hipster thread. Begone, hippie!

[Félix]

Now there's no need to highlight the hippie in her.

[Félix]

It grows on you.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No, that's fungus.

[Félix]

Bacteria.

[Sally, la reina]

My armpits are not yellow, fungal, or bacterial.

I can be both hippie and hipster, lobster.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Suspicious.

[The Ficus]

~~in front of Mark~~

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Finally, some discipline.

[Félix]

Discipline implies some actual learning is taking place.

[mark]

hipster girls shave everything. hipster guys grow moustaches.

[Sally, la reina]

that is not true.

[mark]

so true! so very true. disobedience regarding these rules means loss of hipster membership card.

[mark]

also, watch out for those armpits! a friend of mine once had an orange growth under his arm. orange! and then it spread to his girlfriend. and then they went to the doctor and it got all better. but it is remembered forever.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Félix wrote: "Discipline implies some actual learning is taking place."

You're right, there is no learning. None.

[mark]

must be the emotional immaturity. hypothesis.

[Robert]

Someone has a case of the mundays :(

[mark]

[evie]

mark wrote: "hipster girls shave everything. hipster guys grow moustaches."

Hipster guys shave their chest hair. That's what I heard anyway.

[mark]

that just seems like more of a mainstream thing. frat/guido/gym guy/castro gay guy/military guys/sporty guys. hipster guys want it natural, baby, like the 70s or earlier. of course many hipster guys in their 20s have bodies like skinny hairless preteen models, and so in some ways my point is moot.