TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
Eriel wrote: "You people hate no sense to me! How do you hate Twilight. This is like the best book ever. I mean come on. And girls scream because edward cullen is every girls dream. DUH"If he was EVERY girls dream I doubt we would be posting here. I always thought they screamed because he looks so scary. Like he's stoned but self-aware.
And his bodily hair is rainbow. That's also creepy.
You know you hate twilight if imagining Nostferatu ripping Edwards throat out gives you a strange sense of satisfaction
You know you hate twilight if in the part in the movie where there wasn't enough gore and Bella is writhing on the floor overdramatically you imagined you were her only so you could escape this horrible movie...
You know you hate Twilight when you avoid bookstores because of all the twilight merchandise in them.I went with my sister to Borders and the whole middle of the store had twilight stuff in it. They even dared placed it in with the manga and graphic novels stuff. The whole time i was near it i kept making jokes and anti rants about the series. I believe i ticked off more than a few asinine women, but i got this one boy and older man to smirk. ^^
you know you hate twilight if you dance around a burning effigy of edward and bella, stuffed w/ the first edition books. on a full moon. in a park. seriously. then you know. and ul probably get killed by a twitard dressed up as the werewolf guy attacking you.
Melissa wrote: "You know you hate Twilight when you avoid bookstores because of all the twilight merchandise in them.I went with my sister to Borders and the whole middle of the store had twilight stuff in it..."
Heh heh, whenever I go to a Borders, I make sure to stay at least three feet away at all times, and when I walk by, I glare at it suspiciously and caaarrrefully edge around it like it's a bomb or something. XD
You know you hate twilight when you realise you have wasted a minute of your life reading this paragraph: Once in my room, I locked the door. I dug through my desk until I found my old headphones, and I plugged them into my little CD player. I picked up the CD that Phil had given to me for Christmas. It was one of his favourite bands, but they used a little too much bass and shrieking for my tastes. I popped it into place and lay down on my bed. I put on the headphones, hit Play, and turned up the volume until it hurt my ears. I closed my eyes, but the light still intruded, so I added a pillow over the top half of my face.
She says "I" 9 times. The whole paragraph is pretty much meaningless, and I probably could have written the exact same point in about two sentences. Just another example of the 5th-grade writing level that Stephanie is at..acctually I wont be so harsh as to criticise 5th-graders, because I myself was writing when I was in 5th grade, and I'm pretty sure my writing was better than that.
Page 112 in Twilight if anyone was interested
Whoa, she DOES say 'I' a lot. Oooh, idea! Since I'm really bored right now, I'll revise it to make it better!NIGHTSHADE'S VERSION OF A PARAGRAPH OF "TWILIGHT"
Once in my room, I dug through my desk until I found my old headphones. I picked up the CD that Phil had given to me for Christmas. They used a little too much bass and shrieking for my taste, but I popped it into my CD player and lay down on my bed. I put on the headphones and turned up the volume until it hurt my ears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see the light through my eyelids, so I put a pillow over my face.
Still a totally pointless paragraph, but it's a little better. I improved it as much as I could, but there wasn't much I could do without deleting the entire paragraph and just putting "I went to sleep."
hahahhahah i like that revision! but still, as you said - there's no point to the whole paragraph lol.
Yeah. If I was writing the book, I'd just leave it out completely. Seriously, we really don't want OR need to know about Bella trying to go to sleep.
Amen. Here are the things I would add to the list, and if they've already been mentioned, pardon me 'cause I didn't want to read all the pages of comments.Edward is actually too perfect to even be a dream guy
SM has ruined book covers forever
Jacob is rejected and you feel sorry for him
Fangirls get really quiet and shoot you dity looks when you tell them that you don't like Twilight.
Yeah, pretty much. Oh, and for the fangirl thing- either that, or they demand to know why you don't like Twilight. When you give them several legitimate reasons, THEN they either go really quiet and shoot you dirty glares OR just say something along the lines of "...you know what? I don't freaking care, -----."
Makinafraplol wrote: "enlighten yourself. even the actors hate these bookshttp://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/11/t...
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lol, i bet SM doesn't look at robert in the eye anymore
Pretty much almost ANY anime is better than Twilight. ;)
They are WAAAAY better-looking than Deadward, on all accounts. ;)Seriously, they're all in good physical shape (and not just because they're wonderful Mary Sues who are ALWAYS in good shape), their hair doesn't look like they've just escaped a Category Five hurricane, and the big kicker: They don't sparkle.
:D
Lol.Yay for anime guys! ^^
Seriously, all these new teen books all have the same plot. Girl has hot guy best friend, girl meets sexy dangerous (generally supernatural) guy, ends up with the "bad" boy. It's just so...old. And really boring, after a while. Why can't there be a reverse of that? Like, a nerdy girl meets a really sexy guy...but he wants the one with the bigger cup size. Honestly, why do all these girls with irritatingly low self-esteem end up with two guys lusting after them? It's annoying. And unrealistic. I would ditch anyone who complained as much as Bella does within five minutes, not start crushing on them and smelling their hair. I remember when I used to be obsessed with Twilight...(yes, I am a reformed Twi-tard), and my friends and I would make jokes about how Edward and Bella would go off and have sparkly vampire babies. Then...Breaking Dawn came out, and my jaw dropped...and my stomach lurched a little too...god, BD was so stupid. So completely random and way too pretty at the end.
deliabookworm wrote: "Seriously, all these new teen books all have the same plot. Girl has hot guy best friend, girl meets sexy dangerous (generally supernatural) guy, ends up with the "bad" boy. It's just so...old. And..."Thats exactly right!! It's so cliche. She has TWO guys who LOVE her, but she has sooo many damn flaws. And the guys are SO cool and SO attractive and SO manly and powerful.
Has anyone noticed that the two guys she loves/love her have a desire to kill/hurt her?? What kind of message is this sending out to teens girls? Hmmm
Ikr, seriously! There aren't anymore! **Sighs**
i dont understand... you Twilight Haters act as if the book punched you in the face. its a STORY. A GOOD one. you guys need to lower your expectations... its impossible to make everyone happy... no need to flip out. I know this is an old comment but I had to say something about it. Why should we lower our expectations for literture? There are way more better books than Twilght. And this book did hit me in the face, I have almost fell asleep reading it and it is heavyer book and it slammed in to my head!
Steph wrote: "Oh...USE THE REPLY BUTTON! ><"SorryX) I forgot about that! I am a hater.
haha hi does anyone remember me? Everyone probly forgot me :( BUT I AM BACK!
Hi im new and i ablolutley positivly hate twilight. My friends yell at me because i do and i yell at them and say i dont care dont come running to me when a pale not hot "vampire" perv spies on you when your sleeping :). Twilight is a cuss word so omyawesomegod stop coming on here u "twihard" fans or "twibats" whtevr u pansies are. Whoever wrote this book plz god forget ur sins i feel bad for u. :'( Oh yea my "friend" wears a cheap "twilight" necklace im like ohhhh goodbye as i said before dont come running to me... weirdo
whooooooaaaaaaaaa ppl UR A BUNCH OF POOP TWILIGHT IS RETARDED A MAN (BOY) WATHCING U IN UR SLEEP. quote from my twiloght book "i was watching u sleep" edward wheezes " i know it i was cold but safe" a long pause "I LOVE YOU" they both say. lol. "how did u get in my house?" "i i i i i am a vampire" "wht ? wait i didnt ask u tht i asked how did u get in my house" "BECAUSE IM A FRIGEN VAMPIRE" "wht does tht have to do with anything" "omigosh you stupid pale dumb forks grl" (no offense if there is a forks) I thought in my head "how did he get in my house?" NEXT CHAPTER .... "i hate rain as i said throughout the book" i almost got killed today.... i got a paper cut and jasper jumped on me but alice pushed me out the way edward was no help he just laughed and listened to the beattles and looked at all of his birthday portraits he didnt come to eat dinner because he was STILL looking at birthday pictures. I seem to sense he is a vampire because he has lots of birthdays. I also think he is a nerd he has no tv and no bed maybe he studies all night. Pfmh weirdo. I think i love that chinese dude or edward or jacob at least jacob is normal and not a big muscular nerd. Today i went to the emergency room here is the story. i drove into edward because he had a bug on his face. he was allright he ran off prancing to the "cullen group who is supposivly cool" well cullens u know wht cool means ?! CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHTED ODD LOSERS YEA I WENT THERE. i went to the emergancy room. "hi bella so did ya fall into a frying pan at the diner ?, slip on the stairs?" said the nurse benditta i visted her alot the past few days. "no i drove into edward he was so hard my windsheild cracked and my door fell off and i got a bruise on my forehead and a twisted ankle" i giggled clumsy me. After i was out of the emergency room i had a leg cast and a bandage around my head i looked awesome. I saw edward and he ran away saying stay away from me u pansie!" I giggled then shrugged and gallpoed away to science. Edward was there "where have you been?" "oh no where crying and being terrified of you writing in my diary getting crushed by cars nothing big" he smiled i nodded and grinned. He was looking at me with blakc eyes i stood up and said "WHT THE HECK ARE YOU A STALKER TRYING TO FIND OUT WHTS IN MY MIND PERV" i had a surprised look on my face. actually yes all of tht except the stalking part" he laughed. "oh well ok then" i fell on the floor and laughed yeee hahh. lol edward invited me to lunch in the meadow. " bella come we must frolic" he turned into a deer and pranced around. "i i i dont think i can do tht" TO BE CONTINUED....? THANK U THANK U ITS INSPIRING I KNOW
Skytube22 wrote: "whooooooaaaaaaaaa ppl UR A BUNCH OF POOP TWILIGHT IS RETARDED A MAN (BOY) WATHCING U IN UR SLEEP. quote from my twiloght book "i was watching u sleep" edward wheezes " i know it i was cold but safe..."Wow, that was long....
Olivia ^^Can't Stand Mushrooms^^ wrote: "Skytube22 wrote: "whooooooaaaaaaaaa ppl UR A BUNCH OF POOP TWILIGHT IS RETARDED A MAN (BOY) WATHCING U IN UR SLEEP. quote from my twiloght book "i was watching u sleep" edward wheezes " i know it i..."thx i know great huhhh ???
(I am not sure if this has been added but whatever) When you see a Twilight fan girl you feel utterly embaressed that you read all the books.
Demon wrote: "I got a question..In the movie does Jacob only wears pants?
Cuz I read a post from another hater that says Jacob only wears pants most of the time.."
I don't know. I haven't seen the movie yet. >:D
I'll probably go see it next weekend or something???
I'M IN IT FOR THE LULZ. ;D
Haha he takes off his shirt about..1/3 of the way through. Yeah, then he's pretty much shirtless for the rest of the movie. Gotta say though, he has pretty nice abs. :P
Heh, wow. I might see it on Monday! I'LL WEAR MY HARRY POTTER SHIRT!...wait, I don't own a Harry Potter shirt because I'm too scared to go into Hot Topic. Fail... :P
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I just read on some e-news that the crew say that RPatz really reeks. Although this is kind of old news, atleast its made official. hahahaha
Seriously?Pfft...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry. XD
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Yep! >;DHeheh, I combined two smilies. The (>:D) and the (;D). I feel as if I've beat the system.
Demon wrote: "The anime Vampire Knight is way better than this twilight crap..And the Vampire Knight story line is similar to Twilight except the main character is a 16 year old female pureblood vampire..And yes..."She isn't a vampire.
Ok wat i dont get is wat girl wants a boy that sparkles?!?! i mean come on i want a man with muscles not a boy that sparkles... and i no people have said this b4 but hes a creeper if he watches u sleep and hes like over a million years old!! ewww!! i watched the movies twilight and new moon but just because jacob is hot but i barley like to read so if im gonna actually read its not gonna b wasted on a book about fantasies that will never happen in rality and no matter how much a girl likes the book u cant deny that its a fantasie!! and honestly if a girl wastes her time reading a book about perfect relationships instead of trying to find an imperfect relationship and see it as perfect then shes obviously lonely!!
§ Rosie § wrote: "7. Every time another book mentions how perfect someone is, you hurl it at the nearest wall and cry.8. You've contemplated buying the whole series only to burn it and dance around the fire.
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Okay, this is sad. My friend and I are actually planning on bying second hand copies of Tw*light (So we don't support Stephanie Meyer) and burn them. Yes, I'm serious. O.O
We are supposed to do an improv scene in theatre next week, and we're supposed to create characters that have a "big secret" that we aren't supposed to tell the partner that we're working with. I'm thinking of going completely goth (fishnets, eyeliner and everything) and then my secret is that I'm actually SM in disguise...heh-heh. Except...I'm not sure how the Twilight lovers in my theatre class would react. :-O
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One who hates the series: XD yeah!!
A person who doesn't mind the books: ^__^;; << anime sweatdrop
Sane twilight lover: o.o , O.o, o.O, O.O, then finally -__- ;;
Obsessed twilight lover: *gasp* O.O >:( *roar!!*
Yeah, pretty much. I say... GO FOR IT! It'd be hilarious! XD
I know it's been said before, of course...but I Know I Hate Twilight When...I suddenly get the desire to stick my head in a blender and turn it to liquify whenever I'm forced to hear "Stephanie Meyer is the BESTEST writer ever!" :|
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I don't think I'd do that... O.O I'd rather live really, so I can really stop people from saying it. :P
We need sane people in this world, so don't go killing yourself. :P
LOL Rain, hon, I wouldn't seriously do that. I could've been even more morbid and morose, and changed that "me" to "them," and shove THEIR heads in the blender, lol...but I'm sure someone would accuse me of being an axe-murder with two hundred and thirteen victims stuffed in the closet. *Laughs* (My humor is VERY morbid, and not too many people get it, sadly enough.)
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