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You know you hate Twilight if...
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i havent seen transformers...
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ROSE!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *happy luna*
you know you hate twilight if...*if you hear the words twilight and your lunch starts cumming up your throat
*if you have nightmares of edward stalking you
*if your an actual human!!!
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haha.okay a lil off topic right here:
at school we have 2 dance in PE and my partner was one of the more popular guys (and also one of my friendish ppl) so my friend jordan (who is a girl) says i have some shiny stuff on me so im thinkin wtf! (i was at a friends house the night before and she attacked me with glitter cuz i said deadward was a shiny gay fairy. but she was playin!) it didnt come off when i took a shower. and jordan was like "you should ask him if u dazzle him" and im thinkin "great since when do we live in a world where crap literature becomes cheesy pick up lines??"
just wanted 2 share
hey is transformers 2 any good? i might wanna see it but i dont wanna waste my money if its bad.
First of, i'd like to say that I neva read the books and neva will. I like more epic fantasy and high-style fantasy myself. But one rabid fangirl totally ruined one of my fav video rpg : Zelda. The new one is named "Twilight Princess" and the idiot thought it was related to Twilight. I was so disgusted by her ignorance, lolz. Then, when I told her it was a VIDEO RPG, she actually thought it was about Twilight the book. When I told her it wasn't, she started bitching about the series using the word "Twilight", saying it has no right to copyright Meyers. How silly is that? I never speak to her anymore unless she has something intelligent to say to me and unless she doesn't think that nobody else can use the word "Twilight" in a title. Shudders at her stupidity. That's my story with a rabid fangirl. Peace to all!
copyright the word twilight? haha that is STUPID! has she ever heard of the twilight zone? tell her about all the stuff that uses the word twilight that was made before her "saga"
Zhao: Well that was a brilliant display of her stupidity. Copyright a WORD? ROFL.Back to Transformers: I already watched it :D:D:D The graphics are kick-ass as usual and there's a lot of new transformers. But just a small warning. Most of the focus is on Optimus Prime now and less on the Autobots. I mean, even Ratchet's NAME wasn't used. Only Ironhide. . The story's kinda okay. And Shia and Megan are still sexy for me :)
YOU KNOW YOU HATE TWILIGHT IF.....(whatever # we're on) you make a "team Tyler's van" shirt and wear it in public
Zhao wrote: "First of, i'd like to say that I neva read the books and neva will. I like more epic fantasy and high-style fantasy myself. But one rabid fangirl totally ruined one of my fav video rpg : Zelda. The..."
omg! like during spring break my user name was, infact 'twilight princess' and i told my friend who had joined goodreads that that was mah user name so she could find me... shes like, "so ur a pretty big twilight fan too?"
and im thinking @#$#$##@$@$ wat da crap is wrong w/ ppl these days????!!!! i cant even have a user name to describe a vidoegame i like w/ out ppl thinking i like twiblight!!!! grrrrrr
omg! like during spring break my user name was, infact 'twilight princess' and i told my friend who had joined goodreads that that was mah user name so she could find me... shes like, "so ur a pretty big twilight fan too?"
and im thinking @#$#$##@$@$ wat da crap is wrong w/ ppl these days????!!!! i cant even have a user name to describe a vidoegame i like w/ out ppl thinking i like twiblight!!!! grrrrrr
I was searching on youtube for twee-hards' (or is it twYhards?) reactions, and I found one... pretty disguting and funny, if you wanna check it. It's actually her reaction to people hating Breaking Dawn. I also think, just to piss them off , Namco Bandai should name the next Tales of game Tales of Twilight. I don't know if anyone here plays it, if so, i'd be happy to discuss it with you as i'm pretty big fan of it myself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfr...
haha i just looked at that video OMG it is so funny..haha i was laughing the entire time! lol
Hey Isabella, can I call you Bella? (only joking).
OMG I know nuttymadam. Her obsession has been the object of my laughter for ages. I swear, her logic always makes me feel very happy about myself. "Reneesme rocks. She's coolest little girl ever. I want one!"
Yeah, I'd want a baby that will shred my uterus, force me to chug blood and fall for my ex-boyfriend. SURE
Anyone know any David Eddings group I can join? Belgariad and Malloreon are my favorite series! How to find groups on this site or create one? And how to link a site to a word? (Sorry I'm new on this site).
I suggest you just search the groups in the site. Check it out here . It's at the right side.To do what I did with the links up there just type in
WORD YOU WANT TO USE
ha only if you say " bella formally known as the amazing isabella who had the name isabella before SM disgraced it" or Bella, FKATAIWHTNIBSMDI. haha or you could call me Belle alot of ppl do
cool! Hi belle! Whenever I say the name belle in front of my cousin, she goes all like BELLE THE PRINCESS! Then gets out her belle dress and shoes!
haha that might be my favorite disney movie...i have alot of belle princess stuff
u no the movie "Beauty and the Beast" the girls name is Belle and she is a disney princess because Beauty and the Beast is a Disney movie. when i was lil people used to give me alot of toys and porclein (sp?) stuff like that and i still have it.
o yeah... the chorus teacher made us watch it last year, and we were supposed to anwser questions... lol
ikr? i think i just copied what my friend wrote, and started drawing for the rest of the movie... lol
You want to punch your friend in the face when they reenact a New Moon trailer.
1. If you could not manage to read more after 10 or so pages because of how annoyed you were already.2. When you watch the movie to see what all the fuss was about, immediately wondered, why did I just waste more than hour of my life watching this tripe? That's time I'm never getting back. :(
3. Tried to listen to the audio books, since reading it was torture and after listening to it for at least 20 minutes, you wish you were deaf.
4. You want to poke the hormonal teenagers who actually think "Edward" is hot right in the eyes.
5. If you want to strangle and torture "Bella" (which means beautiful in spanish and she has nothing of!) for being so annoying. The world does not revolve around you.
6. If you want to kill yourself everytime they call Edward a dangerous vampire and Bella a heroin.
On a personal note, the only thing I like about this lame book is the wolves part. I've always been very emotive of the Native American heritage since I have Amero-Indian blood. They see the wolf as a spirit of great strength, but for this lame-Anne Rice-wanna be, meaning Stephanie Meyer or however it is you write it, to use this beautiful and meaningful theme in a book that is absolutely pointless and annoying is completely disrespectful.
For the lovers of Twilight, just like you like to waste your time reading that nonsense and spamming every internet page with how wet you get when you read about Edward or when you see the boy that plays him in the movie, people who don't like Twilight prefer to use their time to socialize with other people by expressing their dislike for something.
Is there really a better reason? besides the obvious point that Twilight just plain sucks?
This may seem a little off topic, but I just want to share something I read from FMLToday, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML
And if you read the comments , nearly all are condemning Twilight. :)
So...You know you hate Twilight if you pity this man who sparkles.
I think the movie is better than the book.
Kit wrote: "This may seem a little off topic, but I just want to share something I read from FML
Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little eff..."
LOL!!!!!!!!
Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little eff..."
LOL!!!!!!!!
Gemma wrote: "are you being serious?? Edward cullen every girls dream?? NO THANK YOU. Id rather not have some hundred-year-old creeper watching me when I sleep when Ive only spoken two words to the guy. Alth..."
so kind, so kind of you
Everyone here just needs to chill. I read Twilight back in August of last year, and thought the first book was terribly boring, Bella was dull and unimaginative, and Edward was just strange. Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle, it's just not natural. I didn't actually start liking the series until I read New Moon, and thought Jacob was actually a half-decent character. I actually started to like Bella better when she was with Jacob, though i still thought she was a complete mary sue.Then I read Eclipse, and now i can't even remember what it was about. I met my best now-best-friend over a discussion that ended in me borowing her copy of Eclipse, so I actually owe the series a lot even though the books themselves I came to realize were not very good. I was never in love with Edward, and never wanted to be anything like bella, even when i was infatuated with the series. I read Breaking Dawn in a single day, spent about 6 hours in my room, just reading it and doing nothing else. Bella has horrible naming skills. Renesme, seriously? I mean, that's just retarted. *cough* Ahem, excuse me. Anyway, overall, i thought that story had some potential, and wasn't a complete flunk. What really turned me off of it was the crazy publicity it started to get.
series that I may have picked up again sometime in the distant future, but the intense attention it got, i feel, is undeserved and completely overblown. It's not Stephanie Meyer's fault that she wrote the book and it got popular, it's the fault of the millions of twilight fangirls that couldn't tell good literature if it slapped them in face. I think she's pretty fortune. She got rich and famous over the series, and I don't think she's a terrible author.
I read The Host, and thought it was a really good book. I like Wanda, and I like Melanie. I thought it was an interesting and intriguing idea, and I would be very pleased if she wrote a sequel to it. So, the series itself isn't awful, and I think that most of us realize that, it's just the underserved, annoying, and extreme attention that it's gotten that makes us angry. I know it makes me angry.
I've read books that made me cry they were so amazing, and many of them are virtually unheard of. I'm currently reading the Kite Runner, and I think it's an amazing book, worlds apart from something like Twilight, because it speaks to you. It tells about life and harship and regret and redemption. True love, that transcends race and oceans.
Twilight never made me cry because the image i was getting was so incredibly beautiful, not like other things I've read. So, all in all, I think it's mediocre, and SM really did try her best, and got experience from it. The host came out after all the twilight books, and I think it shows the improvements that she's made as an author. Even if you hated twilight, I think that you should give the Host a shot, because I think it was a good book. No vampires, and characters with personality and drive the likes of which i never felt Twilight had.
Sutaakihitori wrote: "Everyone here just needs to chill. I read Twilight back in August of last year, and thought the first book was terribly boring, Bella was dull and unimaginative, and Edward was just strange. Vamp..."Umm...
I did read the host, but what i found out about it is that all the characters have something to do with the characters from the twilight series.
Jared-Jacob
Ian-Edward
Wanda-Bella
and mel- leah or rosalie
i think it's awesome you sat at your computer and wrote a non-biased review of twilight *stage applause, stage applause*
and even more awesome that it is SO much longer than alot of people ever would have made it.
*applause for determination*
cheerio!
Sofi wrote: "~*~ Rain s2 Castiel ~*~ wrote: "21. You want to shoot every single member of the 'twilight cult' to save the world (Can I hear anybody say AMEN to that?)"AMEN. AMEN. AMEN. AMEN. I lovelovelove sup..."
bahaha
you go to a twilight bday party and hide in the bath room the entire time.
You wanna hurt the Twi tards for blowing everyhing out of proportion
you wanna run into barnes and noble screaming, "SM is an anne rice wanna be and it aint gonna happen!"
Sofi wrote: "I'm sorry but, just to clarify, is that "bahaha" in agreement with me or making fun of my enthusiasm? "
in agreement with you, of course.
23. A trip to the book store requires a chaperone and some earplugs.24. You automatically hate anyone named Jacob, Isabella, or Edward. (Totally True. I am now afraid to talk to 3 of my cousins)
I <3 SUPERNATURAL!!! Dean's my dream guy! Screw EDWARD!
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