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message 1: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (last edited Feb 25, 2009 02:17AM) (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
1. mention of how beautiful Edward is precipitates homicidal tendencies

2. reading breaking dawn caused a desire to scratch out your own eyes if it meant getting away from Stephanie Meyers attempt at softcore porn.

3. You laugh (and cry/die a little inside) every time a rabid fangirl gushes about how she wishes she was Bella

feel free to add to the list!

message 2: by Tom (new)

Tom | 1 comments 4. you want to punch someone when they say how good twilight is.
5. the story is so bad, you don't even bother reading breaking dawn

message 3: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) 6. You keep reading the series, and peridocally checking the website for new points to make fun of.

message 4: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) 7. Every time another book mentions how perfect someone is, you hurl it at the nearest wall and cry.

8. You've contemplated buying the whole series only to burn it and dance around the fire.

message 5: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
9. You've seriously reconsidered the value of your friendship with twilight-loving friends.

10. You take pleasure in verbally abusing Edward-obsessed fangirls

message 6: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) 11. If you meet someone, and they say that they like 'Twilight', you make a point to be very, very unpleasent when talking with them.

12. All your tact seems to have mysteriously disappeared everytime someone mentions vampires.

message 7: by ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights (new)

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ (tripoddog) | 712 comments Mod
13. Throw popcorn at all the fan girls at the movie theater who scream everytime edward cullen comes on the screen.

14. Fight with your friends who love twilight even when its two against one.

message 8: by Eriel (new)

Eriel | 1 comments You people hate no sense to me! How do you hate Twilight. This is like the best book ever. I mean come on. And girls scream because edward cullen is every girls dream. DUH

message 9: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (last edited Oct 08, 2008 05:16PM) (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
are you being serious?? Edward cullen every girls dream?? NO THANK YOU. Id rather not have some hundred-year-old creeper watching me when I sleep when Ive only spoken two words to the guy.

Although the audacity of your statement leads me to think that your being sarcastic...are you? There is no way Twilight can be mistaken for "like the best book ever" unless the speaker was a complete and utter moron.

But Im going to assume the best and convince myself that you were joking :)

message 10: by ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights (last edited Oct 09, 2008 03:46PM) (new)

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ (tripoddog) | 712 comments Mod
hehe like we havn't heard THAT one before. i mean come on! get some new jokes will ya? ;)

message 11: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) If Edward were my dream guy, I think I would shoot myself.

message 12: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
if I was pathetic enough to have to rely completely on a man (boy in his case) for protection, stability, and to make myself feel good I would most definitely throw myself off a veryvery high building.

message 13: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (last edited Oct 09, 2008 07:53PM) (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod

dream is very different from reality.

Edward? he can be every girl's dream guy. But in reality none of that ever happens so don't bother hoping a wanna be vampire who shines in the sunlight like some sort of discoball would bother showing up in your doorstep saying, "I watch you sleep"

I would be utterly horrified if you consider that a compliment.

Plus. I don't think your boyfriend, or other guys for that matter, would like to be compared to a dull fictional character with absolutely no sense of reality what so ever.

message 14: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
Oh um, I was talking to Eriel btw.

I really am just curious, can anyone tell me if they know a guy who likes Twilight?

I have asked my guyfriends and they said they didn't read the book. When I was so addicted to it, I was trying to convince them to like it. I told them about the sweet, *shudder*, romance of Bella and Edward.

They looked at me like I was crazy and laughed. They said that it's kind of pretty stupid. Now that I have awaken from this horrible infatuation with the saga, I could see why.

I think I remember one of them saying why would a guy, Edward, fall for a whiny and VERY clingy brat like, Bella?

ABSOLUTELY NO GUY would appreciate a girl's clinging tendancies. Please refer to the WOMAN'S BIBLE; Cosmopolitan.

I am Christian, but I am only trying to make a comparison here. No offense to my religion or others if so.

message 15: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
I completely agree with you Candy - Rain

Let's play pretend for a minute and say that Edward is the handsome dream guy everyone is in love with.

Why, good lord, WHY would he fall for someone like Bella Swan. (Remember, in a perfect world, he would only be attracted to her personality so lets take a look at that shall we?)

Bella is...

I would list her redeeming qualities but unsurprisingly, none come to mind.

Since SM seems to live vicariously through Bella I must assume that this describes her to a tee.

message 16: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

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15. You lose a little more of your faith in humanity every time you hear/read someone describe Twilight as the best book they have ever read.

16. you are really really thankful your boyfriend doesn't spy on you when you sleep.

message 17: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) 17. You have an irrational hatred toward the color-reference topaz.

18. Anytime someone says 'glare', 'perfect', or 'velvety', you shudder.

message 18: by Phantompickles (new)

Phantompickles Candy-Rain:

Actually, I do know a male fan of Twilight. (Amazing, ne?) While he has expressed his disbelief that I don't LURV the series, any and all arguments we've had were good-natured and never got intense. I guess that's the difference between fangirls and fanboys.

message 19: by ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights (last edited Oct 10, 2008 06:14PM) (new)

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ (tripoddog) | 712 comments Mod
I think that the fan "guys" just look at it as a "how to get idiot girls" guide but unfourtunately they don't think bella's an idiot. or they are just totally in love with edward like all the fan girls(it could be possible!!!)

message 20: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) Im changing my post to you know you love twilight if you find your self strangaling you best friends and puttin ice in there cake because you joind this group.

message 21: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) Poor poor kat cake is no good with ice in it

message 22: by ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights (new)

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ (tripoddog) | 712 comments Mod
You are making no sense what so ever Dylan. I suggest you give an explanation...

message 23: by Emily (new)

Emily | 1 comments i dont understand... you Twilight Haters act as if the book punched you in the face. its a STORY. A GOOD one. you guys need to lower your expectations... its impossible to make everyone happy... no need to flip out.

message 24: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
lower my expectations


thats what my ex-boyfriend told me!!

message 25: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
I don't remember flipping out :)

we're just a group of people with a common dislike for mediocre literature. a la, twilight.

message 26: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) Lower my you're telling me that what I should strive for in life are crappy books, young marriages, early pregnancies, and lusty feelings towards my boyfriend?

message 27: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
You go Rosie! >.<

Our generation do not have the same high expectations when it comes to life, compared to the previous generations.

I really do believe people should increase their standards. I won't be happy with a half baked piece of literature.

Oh forgot to mention that today's generation do not have much expectations to proper behaviour.

Early pregnancies? I don't think you would be able to enjoy your single life. Life doesn't just revolve on a guy or any guys for that matter. If you are like that, I have no doubt your boyfriend would cheat on you because of your clinginess.

Trust me... I learned from my and other's mistakes.

Bella? Is NOT a good example for ANYBODY!!

Edward? Is NOT the kind of person guys want to be! If you expect that from them, they'd try to find another girl who don't expect them to be some fictional character.

message 28: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
19. You can't think of a number of real life situations in the book. (I know that it's a fantasy book. But if you're including a human character like Bella, you might want to add quite a number of real life situations to make up for the 'supernatural' events)

20. You can't find enough good things about the book that could redeem it from your endless list of criticism.

message 29: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
21. You want to shoot every single member of the 'twilight cult' to save the world (Can I hear anybody say AMEN to that?)

message 30: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) Me and my best friends (kat) both hate twilight and we were at a bday party full of people who love the book. when kat said she was joning this group my other friend put ice in kats cake so it was watery and slaped her hard on the neck

message 31: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) Oh, Dylan, I'm so sorry! That is sooo mean!!

Candy-Rain, lol, I love your posts :D I wish I were clever like that :D

message 32: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17)


message 33: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (last edited Oct 14, 2008 07:39PM) (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
wtf!?!?!?! The world is ending! >.< We have to ask Sam and Dean Winchester to terminate the Cullen family so their Cult could be extinguished!!

Isn't it an uncanny coincidence that their surname Cullen has the same 3 letters as the terrifying term Cult?

Is it just me or does anybody feel the same way?

Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Omg... I know this doesn't have anything to do with Twilight hating but DAMN! The Winchester brothers are the hottest brothers I have seen on screen! >.< Hopefully I could meet them when I move to California in the next two years to study my Masters.

message 34: by Phantompickles (new)

Phantompickles Emilee:

Twilight fans are allowed to express their opinion, yet anti-fans are not? That's a bit of a double standard, don't you think?

Rebecca (rem is me and im madly in love with gaara (iluvugaaranomatterwot) You really know nothing! hahaha You just can't read can you? they are good books and you never read them properly. haha i pity you

message 36: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) Hon, you're the one that I pity. You've been blinded by the media.

message 37: by Gemma, The Bitchy One (last edited Oct 20, 2008 03:55PM) (new)

Gemma | 357 comments Mod
rem please. i read all the books. all of them. I sorta wanted to gouge my eyes out with dull toothpicks everytime stephanie meyer used the word "velvety"

has she ever heard of a thesaurus?

message 38: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) Alright, hunny bunny, we've got just as much right to create a group for the Haters as you do to create a group for the Lovers. And how many Haters groups are there? One? Two? Go and try to count the Lovers groups - just try. At least we're not littering the internet with useless, mindless, gramatically incorrect banter.

message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

# something-or-other. your email signature is
"Edward will die
A slow and painful death.
Then Bella will be depressed
And go one a killing spree.
Muahaha. =]"

Rebecca (rem is me and im madly in love with gaara (iluvugaaranomatterwot) Hey man dont bloody Rem me you are all fools

message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

No were not! We have a right to hate a book, like people have the right to hate celeberties and people and certain kinds of animals. Just cuz you don't have a big enough brain to accept and understand this doesn't mean you have to be mean.
Plus, I've read them all, and I still hate them.

message 42: by Kataury (new)

Kataury I'm verrrry tired. I should go to sleep earlier. Oh wait... we were arguing about twilight correct?

*sigh* Alright... well, I was never much of romantic like some and... well I'm quite the masculine reader I suppose... And any guy that reads twilight just looks gay. haha! Sorry, not meaning to be offensive to anyone. But that's just... how I see it. I don't know... it looks SO funny!! I was also very disgusted of SM's description of what a "Vampire" is. They're somewhat more like... freaks that can suck blood and are invincible. I never found that even close to the traditional devil spawned, bible cursed demons of Hell ((sorry Rosie)) It specifically says in the scriptures about vampires. So... SM has this weird thing going on. And Vampires always freaked me out. I never liked them. Anyway... *yawn* I find it rather amusing that every twilight lover that has come to this group has given the same arguments over and over. It always starts with an "I LOVE THAT BOOK!!" haha!

message 43: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) You're back!!!

'S alright.

And guys that read Twilight are gay. Look at Johnathan (sp?)

message 44: by Mama'sGurl115 (new)

Mama'sGurl115 ok...i'd just like to make a few points.....

1. twilight luvers- STOP FIGHTING!! every person is allowed their own opinion (that goes 4 haters TOO!)

2. twilight is just a book/series and like ANY other, it's moment of fame will die so concentrate on more important things PLEASE!!

3. Edward Cullen in the movies is PLASTIC!! and any girl that would dream of him is either SICK or he's raping her in it and's a NIGHTMARE!!

4. The girl they got to play Bella it a TERRIBLE actress (i'm saying this based on other movies i've seen her in) and is PERFECT for this role

5. EVERYONE just SHUT THE HELL UP about this book and get on with your lives!!

message 45: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) She feels strongly enough about it to make an anti-Twilight lovers and anti-Twilight haters group.

message 46: by ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights (last edited Oct 23, 2008 07:51PM) (new)

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ (tripoddog) | 712 comments Mod
umm... if she wants us to shut the h*** up then why does she just keep brining it back up? Especially with the "neutral" group she made. Why is she trying to make it HER problem when she doesn't care?

message 47: by Kataury (new)

Kataury I like to think of my life as a possible multi tasker. I can waste as much time as I want AND live on with myself! It's quite handy I must say.

There is also a point as to why this group was even made. It was specifically titled twilight haters group. Thus in a way, saying that this is the group that people who have or have not read twilight wish to come and talk about it.

And your point five somewhat contradicts your point one. You say that we each have our own opinions about the book. You just want us to shut up and not even point out our opinion which was exactly why this group was made. For members to voice their opinions and be heard.

message 48: by Mallory (new)

Mallory (malloryrose17) Methinks that thou art too smart. Methinks that I am very bored. Forsooth! I am indeed!

message 49: by Mama'sGurl115 (new)

Mama'sGurl115 Khloe- i DO CARE!! i HATE fighting and have read the books through eclipse so...i want this to STOP!!

GOD!! why r there r SO many contemptuous people like u in the world!? you think the ONLY way to make your point get across is to ridicule others!! well it's NOT!! just shut your trap if you can't say anything without being a rude/supercilious person!! no one needs your downright barbaricness!!

i have nothing against you speaking your opinion, but putting other people down just makes YOU look like a brute!

when i am trying to get my point across, i do my best not to put ANYONE down.....all i'm trying to do is be sure no one gets can't taunt me for that.....i'm just trying to help.....

please......stop with the cussing and the dissing and.....please.....just stop :(

message 50: by Mama'sGurl115 (new)

Mama'sGurl115 Katury-sorry about words came out all wrong....speak your opinion, but what i'm seeing in "you know you hate twilights when....." is people are saying they harrass their friends and stuff, and whether or not they like the's WRONG....

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