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Jan 22, 2012 05:00PM

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haha :P I talk with my friends

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, yes because it is totally possible to use a hairdryer while sleeping)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm...so you take the bag without paying for it and enter the contest)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Very specific on how to use this)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (So you don't have to defrost it?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ooops. A little too late for this one)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I had absolutey no clue!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo, after heating this, it'll be cold)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Doesn't this save time, though?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Five-year-olds drive machinery?!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I thought I could take this to stay awake!...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where can't we use it?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: change airlines)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (So, I can't fly when I dress up like Batman? Dang it, I was looking forward to that)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (OK, I'll just stop it with my feet.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, that helps a lot, trying to straighten your hair while you're getting it wet.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD



Copy the text in the post then go to your home page (click home at the top of this page). Scroll down and on the right side there should be something along the lines of 'add a general status update' click it and paste the text into the box that pops up.

Well, I got stuck with band practice till six, two DBQ's, three textbook chapter reading assignments, and a poetry analysis and creation project :)

Well, I am a sophomore but I am taking two college courses.


Well, I am a sophomore but I am taking two college courses."
Oh. I'm doing something like that next year when I'll be a sophomore!


Well, I am a sophomore but I am taking two college courses."
Oh. I'm doing something like that next ..."
Well, they are college classes taught at my high school but next year I will go to our local college part time too.

That's why I love high school, I hand select 90% of my classes so I don't have to put up with them :)


That's why I love high school, I hand sel..."
I do too, but I still get stuck with some of the annoying preps.

That's why I love high scho..."
Ah, well they slowly fade away :)

No, no it is not; I was told "oh high school is so much better because there is no stupidity and everyone acts like an adult" Most people are still immature, most people are still ignorant, and no one acts like an adult yet you get a lot of privileges *sigh* I so can't wait until college.
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