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Unveiling "Splittersworld"

Thanks to you also, JAC.
I PROMISE to update the blog more often as I fight my way through the marketing process.
Splitter
Hey, Splitter! I followed! Is there anyway that your updates can get sent to my e-mail? I have a lot of blogs that I follow set up that way, but I don't see a way to do it on yours...hhhmmmm....

I just noticed that all of my followers are women. There goes the "Manscaping" post I was planning.
Splitter

it has possiblities. Yes?
Anyway, love your blog!! I am following and thanks for finally unveiling it!


OUR VERY OWN CASSIE!!!
If you are a writer, reader, or reviewer...and you wouldn't be here if you weren't...go check it out. She did a great job.
Thanks, Cassie!
Remember also to hit the "Follow" button on the upper left hand side for a chance to win a role in my next book.
Splitter

Drop by my blog and hit the follow button to enter (or post a comment).
You could be a star! lol
Splitter
Hurry up peeps! Maybe he could find a way to write the whole group into the book somehow...hhmmmm...... LOL
"He sits down to the site he wastes the most time on when he has a moment to rest. Creative Reviews is always there for a good laugh when he needs it...." lmao
"He sits down to the site he wastes the most time on when he has a moment to rest. Creative Reviews is always there for a good laugh when he needs it...." lmao


Cambria was number 13 and she has accepted. I'll need to work out the details with her. She could be a guy if she wanted to be, or an Amazon, or even a hobbit....though I don't think I can work in a real hobbit.
One thing I do know...she can't be a werewolf. Sorry!
Splitter

Then when she really is, you'll get kudos for your prescience.
See?
JAC

I REALLY need to know if I missed any featured blog reviews.
Thanks y'all!
Splitter

A multi selling, millionaire book DIVA would be wuite the coup...... I could have good hair and not bite my fingernails.....LOL
I need to negotiate the whole werewolf thing.....MUST HAVE. Just kidding. the other book I have a role in (I know I am having a lucky streak!) is a WW book so I am hoping I actually get one... hahahaha.
I guess the most I can hope for in Splitters book is to be a man. With good hair. And let me just say that IF i was a man in real life (NO I AM NOT alluding to anything here, I am a girl) I would be a big ol guy with big biceps and a big gun. And i would drive a big truck. Yup. I would.

OK, questions:
Do you want to hot hot (female) or plain?
Straight or lesbian?
Hair color?
I like the name "Cambria" and would like to use it.
Armed or....defenseless.
Do you want to be you or a "fantasy" character?
And not all men HAVE to wax their feet....which beings up another question I have to ask my wife first.
Splitter

- I mean I don't want to come off as narcissistic. (Yeah, i prob spelled that wrong - which makes me a ditz too lol) but being good to look at would be nice.
Straight.
Hair Color??? Hmmmm..... I have been many hues in my life time: Red, blond, blonder, brown, dark brown. I've never had any colors like purple or pink or anything though. I have considered a couple streaks of purple tho. LOL. Been thinking about getting some kind of streak in the front. most likely blond or reddish tho. Most people like me as a blond....don't know why. :)
I'm not too picky about hair color. Would be nice to have really long wavy hair like in TV commercials, but thats just my vanity coming out I guess.
Is this too much talk about hair? I do have a degree in Cosmetology you know...
You can use my name.
Armed or defenseless?? I could go either way on that too. If you are basing it off the "real" me at all my answer would be: I am defenseless (my husband can pin me in seconds, its actaully sad) but I think I am armed because I think of crazy weapons to use like hairspray and lighters. And i would be a dirty fighter...biting, thong hair pulling(lol), crotch kicking.... I also have a mouth on me that can either get me out of situations and sometimes in them. LOL
Me or a fantasy?? maybe a little of both. That's not hard to do is it? LOL. Maybe fantasy with just enough to make me real?? that make sense? (Have I ever told you I am bi-polar???? LMAO)
Really, I am pretty cool with whatever. I know as a writer sometimes characters just do certain things and thats it. So that's okay. Some things might fit into the story line better and thats okay too... :)
Any other questions shoot em my way!

Any favorite verbal expressions? Like do you say, "you know" or repeat sentences (he did? did he?).
Straight. Fine. I am REALLY running short on lesbians though. lmao
I think I am going to give you Nicole Kidman hair, how's that? Not the face though...she's had so much Botox that when she smiles her forehead turns white.
Splitter

Any favorite verbal expressions? Like do you say, "you know" or repeat sentences (he did? did he?).
Straight. ..."
Ooh, pick me, pick me!! I'd love to be a lesbian! :-)

Splitter"
*snicker* Not in Maryland! And probably trying to date women ... X-D Obviously that wasn't successful, what with my having caught yet another husband instead ...

(Holy hell, Batman, I went full tilt Neanderthal tonight. Phil! Where are you?!)
Splitter

(Holy hell, Batman, I went full tilt Neanderthal tonight. Phil! Where are you?!)
Splitter"
LOL - didn't help that I was playing along, I'm sure. But yeah, I've yet to meet a man who objected to my official "status" ... Hehehe.

Splitter"
My first husband got a swollen head because a self-proclaimed lesbian announced she was attracted to him. He also was a sperm donor for a lesbian pair, but I don't think it took - would've been the first time; he fathered two children while we were together, that I know of, but neither were with me ... See why he's an ex? Heh. What a jerk ...

Hell, we need a thread dedicated to nightmare exes!
Splitter

(Holy hell, Batman, I went full tilt Neanderthal tonight. Phil! Where are you?!)
Splitter"
Right behind you, Splitter. No, let me re-phrase that. Right beside you, enjoying the show.

Any favorite verbal expressions? Like do you say, "you know" or repeat sentences (he did? did he?).
Straight. ..."
Sorry to ruin your lesbian fantasy. LOL.
Nicole kidman hair sounds good to me. It is a pretty color. :)
As far as habits.... in real life I bite my nails. lol. it isn't pretty and I can't have fake nails because it drives me insane to type. I chew my bottom lip and I'm also a terrible "back seat driver" I tend to think my husband is going to hit everything (He never has hit anything) and I death grip the door handle and I often jump in my seat. It drives him nuts. LOL. I'm just an anxious person I guess.
I have a Starbucks habit.
I tend to repeat myself too. As in "Seriously? Seriously." (people laugh)
I say "like" a lot. LOL.
I have always wanted to be able to lift just one eyebrow but usually both go up and I look like I had too much botox LMAO.
If none of these work for you just make something up. LOL.

OK, I think I have enough.
Oh, and I don't write sex scenes so no worries on the lesbian front lol
Splitter

Hell, we need a thread dedicated to nightmare exes!
Splitter"
LOL - Ex #2 wasn't so bad; we're still friends. I'm happy w/ hubby #3 - #3 the charm, right :-)

OK, I..."
Maybe i should meet your wife - I mean - my sister sometime! LOL
Have fun writing my character in, I am sure it will be great!!
MAN WEEK is now up on my blog! Splitter your interview is up!
http://theunlockeddiary.blogspot.com

Any favorite verbal expressions? Like do you say, "you know" or repeat sentences (he did?..."
Isn't "back-seat driver" something little girls learn in kindergarten? I never managed to marry one who could sit still in the passenger seat -- and I've never had a serious accident yet.

I love your hair's colour, Splitter - it's a great shade and I'm jealous *stares glumly at boring brown locks*
Is the chihuahua biting your nose there? I've heard that's what they do ...

Looks demonic in that picture though...
And I long for my brown locks lol. Heck, I remember the days when I could say "salt and pepper" without people taking a last glance at the top of my head.
Splitter

That would be nice ... I actually sort of like the looks of a good-quality Chihuahua, but the personality has been off-putting the few I've been around. I like lap dogs - I guess that's why I haven't bonded with the one we have... he's too squirmy, and a bit too big, to be a lap dog. I had a Pomeranian that I just adored - he was a good little dog. He ended up living with my folks after I left ex #1 and moved back from Portland, and made himself my mom's dog. He lived a good life - I think he was 12 or so when he was bitten by a rattlesnake while protecting Mom and ended up dying from the venom. My other dog, a blue heeler/cocker spaniel mix, went into mourning and was never the same after we lost Yo-Yo. She died a couple years later, of old age.

We also have a 25lb cat who is cool. The dog taught the cat to beg for treats and play fetch. The cat taught the dog to clean her face after eating and find the sunny spot to nap in. They are buddies and play all the time. The silly thing is that the bog begs food from the cat...
I wish I had the life of either of my pets.
Splitter
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Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of an indie author? Do they follow reviews on sites like GoodReads, Amazon, Smashwords, and Journal Stone? Are they nervous when they publish a book?
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Splitter