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Kaleigh - Captain Bubbles ESTP(intj)
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Jul 29, 2011 09:14PM
Hello! I am really tired and loopy right now so have fun and joke! No rude ones though! Even the slightest. G'bye!
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okay- some will get this some wont-i was talking to me friend by a pond in CHCH and i said(there is a book called you know you're from CHCH when FYI) and i said to her you know you're from CHCH when if the water aint chlorinated it's urinated!!!
oh and one ya'll all love- You know you're from CHCH when a blue box appears out side your house and you don't think it's the doctor in his TARDIS(they spelt it like Tardis-grrrrr)
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Sigh People who don't watch the show don't realize that TARDIS is the acronym (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) for the ship not just the ship's name.
Or Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style.
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I haven't. :) Kay so here's a joke EVERYBODY knows....Knock knock!
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Banana (bet you can guess what the joke is already...)
(I know, sorry. It's my favorite joke....)Knock knock!
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(Sorry it's just that there are only really about a dozen Knock-Knock jokes and this one is the most often told)
knock knock(i am sorry, so sorry)((LOL))
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Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?! Sorry it's a favorite joke of mine. *shrug* Any more?
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OK here is another Knock Knock joke....
You start it.
Ookaayy. Knock Knock
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Doctor Who? Ha ha very funny. NOT. Seriously though. Very lame but HILARIOUS!
There is this (Catherine did Donna just in case you didn't know.) Catherine Tate Show and they had David Tennant as a special guest. David Tennant is acting as a teacher and Donna's acting as a student. Listen to this:Donna: Sir?
David Tennant: What?
Donna: Are you the Doctor?
David T.: What? Doctor who?
Donna: Oh that's right!
Donna's friend: *giggles*
Donna: Do you have a screwdriver in your front pocket?
David: What? No!
Donna: Is your TARDIS parked down the street?
David: No! Now shut up!
Donna: *silence*
David: There now.
Donna: Sir? Sir? Sir! Sir? Sir! Sir? Sir?!
David: What?!!?
Donna: Can I ask you a question?
David: No.
Donna: Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question now? Sir? Can i ask you a question?
David: WHAT IS IT?
Donna: Do you fancy Billie Piper?
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Kaleigh~*~*~*~*~An Inkweaver wrote: "Doctor Who? Ha ha very funny. NOT. Seriously though. Very lame but HILARIOUS!"then i reply saying...JUST THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
i love the comic relief!!!!!!IT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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The TARDIS lands on a dark dark world in a dark dark galaxy.
On this dark dark world there is a dark dark country with a dark dark town.
The Doctor of course decides to explore this dark dark town.
In the dark dark town there is a dark dark hill.
On top of the dark dark hill is a dark dark castle.
In the dark dark castle is a dark dark staircase.
Down the dark dark staircase is a dark dark dungeon.
In the dark dark dungeon there is a dark dark hall.
At the end of the dark dark hall there is a dark dark cell.
In the dark dark cell there is a dark dark corner.
In the dark dark corner there is a dark dark table.
On the dark dark table there is a dark dark chest.
In the dark dark chest there is a dark dark box.
In the dark dark box is a dark dark bag.
In the dark dark bag is...
a pink jelly baby.
LOL!!!!!!!here is two i like
one dark day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords then shot each other
one deaf police man heard the noise
if you dont belive it ask the blind man who saw it all to...
annnnnd
i see said the blind.
no you dont said the dumb and the man with no legs ran away
here's a longer and slightly modified version of the dead boys poem.One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Cool! It's funny. :)
how come you say 'uber'?
because it annoyes my mum as she says it is teh in-correct usage of teh word, so basically i am saying it is over LOLtastic, but still it is amusing!!!
*chuckles*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrg7z0...
I don't really get it.
Chubby head?
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His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go". The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm a photographer for CNN" he responded, "and I need to get some close-up shots."
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?"
*shocked* Oh my gosh! What happened?
Seriously, what happened?
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Read the JOKE again. That is what happened.
Fine. So I'll have to accept that they died?
it's joke you realize. this didn't actually happen.
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