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Feb 19, 2013 06:05PM
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A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!""Why not?" asked his mother.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"
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A stick.
I love that one.
Rachelle, that's awesome!However the brown and sticky one is so old!!! At least around here where I live anyway.
I get it know! I'm so stupid sometimes! :)
lol! thanks! if you guys dont mind can i tell blonde jokes?
Sure go ahead and tell blonde jokes!I am a blonde and I approve this message.
lol! ok here it goes..what do you do when a blonde throws a pen at you?
run she's still holding the gernade!
what do you do when a blonde throws a gernade at you?pull the pin and throw it back!
That's actually really funny! I can't believe that's the first blonde joke I've ever heard, ha.
what do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair?Artificial intelligence!
Haha! Those are pretty clever! Unless of course, you just dye your hair blonde again ;p
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Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
(Silence)
I love these ones.
That. Is. Literally. The BEST knock knock joke. I have EVA heard! In my life!
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I texted it to my brother and he says, and I quote, "Shut up. No. Bad em. Stahp!!"
Ebony~My God's not dead, He's surely ALIVE! wrote: "Sure go ahead and tell blonde jokes!I am a blonde and I approve this message."
Me too!
That is my FAVORITE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ok here's one-
If I have 3 apples and you have 7 pencils, how many pancakes can we put on the roof? Give up? The answer is PURPLE because aliens don't wear hats! ((except for fezes))
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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the curb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
Haha, that's good :)How many flapjacks does it take to shingle a doghouse? It's impossible, icecream doesn't have bones!
This joke has been brought to you by my dad's college friend!! Who may or may not have been drunk at the time!
there were 2 cupcakes in the oven, says one cupcake to the other: ''terribly warm here, isn't it?'' says the other: '' aaaaah!!! a talking cupcake!!''.that is seriously the only joke I know...
hey, that's fine! It's funny! XD
How do they pick a new pope?It's a pope-ularity contest!
That joke was brought to you by my mom!!
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What do the Cardinals eat for breakfast when they are voting in the Conclave?
Pope-tarts.
I don't know any more pope jokes....Did you hear about he new speeding penalty in Illinois?
On your first offense they give you a Cubs ticket and on the second offense they make you use it
How do you know when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?There's m&m shells all over the floor
Simba was going too slow so I told him to Mufasa
What do you call counterfeit German money?
Question marks
What did the buffalo tell his son before heading to work?
Bison
Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four way stop at the same time?
The pick up with gun racks and a bumper sticker saying, " guns don't kill people. I do"
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had sand in your bed and clams on your bottom!
Sin(gerine)/cos(gerine)=tangerine
I'd tell you the midget joke but it's too short
OMG those are all so funny! I just don't get the Lion King one. Can you explain?
OMG A MATH JOKE THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY! Where'd you find that?
Dear Math, I liked you a lot better before you started hooking up with the alphabet.
Dear Algebra, I don't know why you keep making me look for your ex. She's gone, okay?
Dear Algebra, I don't know why you keep making me look for your ex. She's gone, okay?
Axela; one of my amazingly super nerdy awesome friends told me. She's really the best :)Actually I get a lot of my jokes from three or four of my friends
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of allthese blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
(I don't know if this one has been told yet but I'll give it a shot)
Person 1:I want Matt Smith and David Tennant to be together in a Doctor Who episode!
Person 2: But wouldn't that just cause a pair-of-docs? *Badam-Tsss*
Person 1:I want Matt Smith and David Tennant to be together in a Doctor Who episode!
Person 2: But wouldn't that just cause a pair-of-docs? *Badam-Tsss*
Omg that's so good! Hahahahahaha i'm like dying here!
That is so good! I'm going to tell someone that right now!!
Ebony~My God's not dead, He's surely ALIVE! wrote: "Say it out loud a couple times :)"OHHHHHHHHHH! I get it now! lol XD
OMG Mikhaela! That's AWESOME!
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It's always Martha, Martha, Martha.
For those who don't quite get it (view spoiler)
