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1000 Ways to be Kicked Out of a Buffet
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drew
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Jul 23, 2011 12:53PM
1. Sneeze in all the food (Please don't do that)
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2. Take the food on a plate, and then dump it on the floor until you're kicked out, or the food is all gone
7. go in to the kitchen and help them make there food better then put eppicack in all of it
9. Eat all the food and then say, "But it's all you can eat!"
10. scream to the whole restaurant that the food is made of people until they send someone to take you away.
11. Take 10 minutes at each food tray as you go down the line. And pretend to be deaf.
12. Make sure every one can hear you when you yell, "THE FOOD IS FREE!"
13. Pretend you're dying of food poisoning and as soon as everyone stops eating the food / they call an ambulance, get back up like nothing happened.
14. Put some hair extentions in the soup and call the sanatation department, complaining about hair in the food.
((LMAO 12! 13...will get you arrested also :P))15. Harras everyone for a cellphone, then breakdown because no one will give you one.
((yeah i'm good at things that will get you arrested))
16. Bring your own food, claiming: This food has animal body parts!
17. Eat off of the serving spoon, then stick it back in and tell the person next to you, "This is good! Want some?"
18. Bring out your inner Gollum on the food(for those of you who don't know his the really ugly creature in the lord of the rings whogoes around saying "my presssiousss"), and don't let anyone touch your precious because it's your precious.
