Philip Whiteland - the man behind Josiah and Archibald (which makes it sound like we're in a queue!) Showing 1,301-1,350 of 3,307

[Patti (baconater)]

Tell us the problem in the morning thread Phil.

I'm sure someone can talk you through a fix.

[Philip]

Ok, will do.

[Philip]

Just a little thank you:

http://www.philwhiteland.blogspot.co....

[Kath]

Merry Christmas to you too, Philip.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And a very Happy Christmas from me too!

[Patti (baconater)]

And me!

Happy Christmas Phil!

[Philip]

Thanks each. Have a good one!

[Philip]

Still messing about with the Nativity:

http://philwhiteland.blogspot.co.uk/2...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Quantum Kings... well its original!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Quantum Kings... well its original!"

And contemporary ;-)

[Philip]

Got a really kind 4 star review for my granny!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/pdp/profil...

[Philip]

This month's Derby Telegraph article:

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Car...

[Philip]

Jambalaya's FREE today, if you're interested. Just the thing to recover with tomorrow: silly, undemanding and might just make you laugh!

[Philip]

Hey, the Duck's got another great review, too!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revie...

[Patti (baconater)]

Happy New Year Phil!

[Philip]

Patti (Festive Figgy Pudding) wrote: "Happy New Year Phil!"

Thanks Patti. The same to you too.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Happy New year to you and Granny. (and the ducks)

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Happy New year to you and Granny. (and the ducks)"

Thanks GL. Happy New Year to you too and thanks for all your support (I'll wear it always).

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Make sure to wash it occasionally!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Make sure to wash it occasionally!"

When I find a suitable occasion, I'll wash it ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Granny's birthday?

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Granny's birthday?"

Ah, just missed it, it was Boxing Day. Mind you, she would have been 112, so I doubt she would have made much of it!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You never know - some of those grannies are tough old birds and can surprise you!

[Philip]

I decided to change the title of this thread but I'm worried it might be open to misinterpretation (winner of the linguists beauty contest three years running...and once standing still)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well you know this place Philip, anything that can be misinterpreted will be. With much glee...

[Patti (baconater)]

Ich.

Will someone please through a hanky over that thing?

[Philip]

'Ere, have a look at my oeuvre:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philip-Whitel...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (Dissolving pineapples) wrote: "Ich.

Will someone please through a hanky over that thing?"

A sheet surely!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Philip wrote: "'Ere, have a look at my oeuvre:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philip-Whitel..."

Why should I look at your egg?

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Patti (Dissolving pineapples) wrote: "Ich.

Will someone please through a hanky over that thing?"

A sheet surely!"

I wish!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Philip wrote: "'Ere, have a look at my oeuvre:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philip-Whitel..."

Why should I look at your egg?"

Because it's a good egg.

By the way, I've been plagued with people offering to repair my vacuum cleaner.

[Patti (baconater)]

Better than being plagued with, I dunno, plague.

[Philip]

Patti (Dissolving pineapples) wrote: "Better than being plagued with, I dunno, plague."

You have a point, Patti. According to my dentist, I'm plagued with plaque.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Do they have a blue plaque for you?

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Do they have a blue plaque for you?"

Yes, that's what gives me my odd appearance

[Philip]

Philip wrote: "Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Philip wrote: "'Ere, have a look at my oeuvre:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philip-Whitel..."

Why should I look at your egg?"..."

Like 'Hoover' you see..oh, please yourselves!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I did get it... the Hoover thing..

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "I did get it... the Hoover thing.."

I didn't doubt it for a moment, GL ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

you better not, or I will be putting your eggs in your Hoover!

[Philip]

Hey, it's finally got a positive review!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/pdp/profil...

[Patti (baconater)]

Weyhey!

[Philip]

Patti (A Fine Pear) wrote: "Weyhey!"

Indeed! I was beginning to give up hope ;-)

[Philip]

Grab Jambalaya at 99p before the price rises shortly. It might even make you chuckle while you're snowbound. It might make you chuckle even if you're eggbound ;-)

[Philip]

You know, I'm trying really, really hard not to ask if you've ever felt smug when you've grabbed it, which would be in keeping with the tone of the book but would clearly not be of the expected standard.

Oh b*gger!

[Philip]

How were you on practical stuff at school?

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Mas...

[Philip]

Just found this brilliant 5 star review! So chuffed.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3ALEF...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Aw thats sweet!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Aw thats sweet!"

Yes, it is, isn't it? Particularly nice after a less than positive one yesterday.

[Philip]

For those with an interest in corporal punishment ;-)

http://philwhiteland.blogspot.co.uk/2...

[Philip]

Philip wrote: "For those with an interest in corporal punishment ;-)

http://philwhiteland.blogspot.co.uk/2..."

You wouldn't believe how many hits I'm getting for this on my blog. Mind you, I suspect the title is attracting a more specialised audience than usual ;-)