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Jun 27, 2011 05:55AM
Now, where are you going to don said vomit can? On your head, like a miner? Because you'll have to tilt it slightly so we get the full effect.
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Just don't fix the vomit can in the actual can, please.
Will there be an interview with Jake Gyllenhaal?
Is the bubble soundproof? This would affect my decision greatly. And does it fit more than one? Could we put, say, all of the Kardashians in it?
Are you asking that in case we get to play a big game of...um...that video game where you have to keep the bubble from hitting the sides?
Will there be pine surrounding those fjords?
Misha wrote: "We'll also have a home decor segment on creative ways to accessorize your bubble. There's no reason not to live in the height of style and comfort just because you live in plastic."Lady Gaga! We need Gaga!
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I am sorry you guys aren't well.
At this point I am pretty please I live in a snow cone. It's a flu free, vomit free zone. Imagine if something managed to get through my defences. How would I clean up?
At this point I am pretty please I live in a snow cone. It's a flu free, vomit free zone. Imagine if something managed to get through my defences. How would I clean up?
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I've been passed out drunk since 2005, as my drinking game revolved around use of the term "journey."
LG, that sounds like quite a journey you've been on.
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I swear it went somewhere else Thursday night!
Couldn't say. I didn't look at any of them.
Not really as I fit squarely in the category of 'people who just don't care about royal or celebrity weddings, or which designer the bride wore' blah blah blah.
Maybe, maybe not. I figure I am missing the 'celebrity' cog in my brain.
Oh yes please. What if you don't find anything?
::bites nails::
::bites nails::
Special Reporter Jammies checking in from the International Institute of That'll Kill Ya:MNN viewers, the IITKY has just released a study showing that simply breathing leads inevitably to death. Average humans can take anywhere from one to 148,000,000 breaths before their heart stops beathing!
Yes indeed, Misha, the fine, scholarly folks at IITKY are always protecting us! They also released that study last year showing that food has calories.
What astonishing wonders will they reveal to us next?
Barb wrote: "I'm feeling much better."That's all that matters.
Special reporter Jammies here in the field, Misha, reporting live in front of the home of a Mr. Random Anthony. Mr. Anthony told friends, and I quote, "I was at Target this morning and they had the summer merchandise on sale, so I got a new sun tea container for three bucks. It's in the sun now. I dig sun tea."Since the two main ingredients in "sun tea" are DHMO and electromagnetic radiation, friends and family are concerned. At this point, Misha and folks at home, we don't know if Mr. Anthony is more of a danger to others, in which case SWAT will rush the house, or more of a danger to himself, in which case an IITKY strike team will attempt to simultaneously distract Mr. Anthony while removing this "sun tea" and any sugar-based food or beverage products from the property for his own good.
Now, over to janine at the International Desk, so she can tell us how the Brits feel about this abuse of their cherished tea.
Good morning, Jammies! I have just returned from the British empire ::pants:: They are outraged at the notion that mr. Anthony decided to adopt sun tea instead of Pippa Middleton, like everyone else in the semi-civilized ::falls to floor from exhaustion::
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I ran to the British isles to assess the situation, then ran back to report. Silly me, trying to be an actual journalist and reporting on real situations and actual opinions.
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Have a Magnum bar and take it easy for a while, Janine. Running across the North Sea is hard work.
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And Magnums are largely DHMO-free! However, Misha, that spring water stuff is dangerous...
I thought Magnums were condoms.I've been making sun tea lately.
That is all.
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I call condoms Trojans. That is all.
This may come as a great shock to some of you, but the word "Magnum" has been used as a brand name for more than just ice cream.http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/...
Be careful not to confuse the condom and ice cream versions. That could get messy.
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Ice cream, condoms, containers of wine/spirits/liquor.
Lobstergirl is quickly becoming sort of a TC reference librarian. I can respect that.
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RandomAnthony wrote: "This may come as a great shock to some of you, but the word "Magnum" has been used as a brand name for more than just ice cream.http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/......"
There's also guns and the photographer's collective.
Overseas News: Australian mum tortures children by forcing them to learn to iron. She is currently at large; the police warn not to approach, she is armed and dangerous. The children have been taken to the local hospital, they are expected to make a full recovery.
A relief fund is being started up as we speak. We must protect the Australian children from these unspeakable horrors!
I love what y'all have done with this thread.
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