I hate PNBA???

[Reads with Scotch]

Ok So I don't know if that is the right acronym or not but it is some to-do book deal in Portland.

So why would I hate that? Because it took my baby to Portland and left me at home alone. BASTARDS! But I guess she will be coming home soon enough... But I wont be here, I'll be up north.Fuckers!
Then again she will have a ton of free books when she does come home, and it is a great opportunity for her to shop her books, and network... Screw that I hate PNBA!

[Reads with Scotch]

She can meet up with you. She has a company card and everything so dinner can be on her.

Just know this though. I know you and montambo are crazy sexy lesbo's so I will be thinking about you 3 having wild crazy continuous monkey sexy all night.

[Amanda]

That's sorta romantic! :)

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Do you think she'll be able to resist us, Nick? Think hard before giving us her number.

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

Yeah, I'm a real Casanova. Try to keep your head around me Amanda, I know my wit and charm can be over powering at times.

[Reads with Scotch]

I passed the info on already, Montambo should have it. There will be no photo album gawking, she didn't bring any with her :-P

I think you will be pretty disappointed, I am pretty much what you see, a self centered mean spirited ass. She is definitely my best quality so show her a good time please... No pornographic intent intended.

[Not Bill]

Books - why do they hate us?

[Reads with Scotch]

It's the paper cuts...

[Reads with Scotch]

or the inky fingers due to the cheap mass markets.

[[deleted user]]

Nick's wife will be my new BFF. I can't wait to put up an avatar of me and her with our faces squished together!!!

[[deleted user]]

[Reads with Scotch]

Eh, What? Did I miss the bus?

::Grabs keys and heads to the bank::

[Reads with Scotch]

{:~p

[[deleted user]]

Okay, Nick. If you talk to her, tell her we're going to call her tomorrow during our work hours. Yay! Nick's wife + Sarah + Marie = Best Friends Forever.

[Reads with Scotch]

Eh, tomorrow... She already knows you are going to call. I'll let her know when she calls me tonight that you two/three will talk in the A.M. She is doing some authors diner signing tonight, sounds fun. She has lead me to believe that there are allot of rude people at PNBA this year.