July 1st - Burn 'Muscle Memory' Day!

[Brad]

July 1st is Burn 'Muscle Memory' Day!

Click here for the details.

[Thalan]

Sounds like a great idea, Cam, but how do we destroy all the ebooks? Is there a possibility that maybe the system can be overloaded by buying too many ebooks?

[Brad]

Worry not, my Canucky friend, I have a plan for that.

You heard of the stuxnet virus that hit Iran's nuclear weapons systems? I have something better.

I call it: Seaver Fever

[Thalan]

That will stick to Steve Lowebrow!

[Bradley]

How in the world are you going to destroy every copy of a print on demand book? You haven't exactly thought this all the way through, have you, Mikey?

[Thalan]

Nobody will demand to have more of that garbage printed.

[Bradley]

The cosmos will demand it.

[Brad]

Thalan wrote: "Nobody will demand to have more of that garbage printed."

Precisely. And besides, Print on Demand is an atheist myth invented by liberals, just like global warming and E. Coli and the Mars rover.

[Dan]

Is it true that you will be calling down the wrath of Boner's zombie corpse if people keep buying Muscle Memory?

[Brad]

Dan wrote: "Is it true that you will be calling down the wrath of Boner's zombie corpse if people keep buying Muscle Memory?"

Poor Andrew. He is in a better place now. You would be wise to speak reverentially about him.