insensitive, lazy, uneducated (?) idiots

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WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE SHE HAS A SPECTACULARLY HORRIFIC DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE SHE GETS A SPECTACULAR COLD SORE BECAUSE HER GIANT ASS AND BITCHY DEMEANOR HAS RUN HER HUSBAND OFF TO SOME DIRTY COW WITH HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow. I've just sunk into a dark despair. Can we have a celebration at my house tonight for Lily's first week of school? I'll make treats. And get her and Henry back to school gifts.

[Amanda]

Seriously? What the fuck? I HATE THAT BITCH!
Send her to a new school. I'll drive her if you want! I do NOT like her "teacher" not one little bit.

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I'll "teach'er" a thing or two.

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My breath smells like summer rain in the morning.

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By the way, Josh and kids are coming.

[Daniel]

Ok Tolstoy there's a reason that I am a firm believer that children should be sent to work as soon as they can crawl. It helps them grow up. The coal mines for the lot of 'em!

Truthfully, aw poor baby! It gets easier as they get older and more vocal.

[Lori]

Freakin' moron. How was you duaghter when she came home?

Preschool teachers are paid like dirt, so alot of great ones give it up.

And don't get me started on what public school teachers get paid. A labor of love.

[Tom]

I was hoping for details about how Marie knows Sarah has bad breath in the morning (SURE you have no idea if it's true).

[Reads with Scotch]

Don't bait me, Tom, I have been fighting the urge!

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Bunny: She'll wear it well.

Tom and Nick: Yawn.

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I want more.

[Amanda]

Marie, how old are your kids?

Little Jackie Paper,
loved that rascal, Puff!
And brought him strings and sealing wax
and other fancy stuff.

[Dave]

I just listened to that song. For some reason I heard "ceiling wax" instead of "sealing wax". Now my world makes a little more sense.

[Amanda]

I was quite blown away when I learned the truth, myself...