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Kandice wrote: "My husband, as a side thing, makes these beautiful poker tables by hand and then sells them. He and a lot of his friends play poker all the time, and every couple of months or so they have an organ..."

That sounds really awesome. How do they turn out?

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Rachel wrote: "Eek... Karaoke. Just the thought of it gives me stage fright."

Ooooh yeah me too... i hate karaoke :S

[Kandice]

He really does beautiful work. He orders this special "speed cloth" for the dealing surface and he uses all different types of woods, finishes anddifferent colored leathers for the borders. He does cup holders if people want them, all kinds of stuff. It started when he bought an expensive tabel to have for their games and it was really just crappy. He said he could do better, and has been ever since!

[Allison]

I only do karaoke in groups. Big ones. Big ones where I'm in the back farthest away from the microphone.

[Kandice]

But, Rachel, if you are with friends, in the house, it is sooooo much fun!

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Kandice wrote: "He really does beautiful work. He orders this special "speed cloth" for the dealing surface and he uses all different types of woods, finishes anddifferent colored leathers for the borders. He does..."

That is so awesome. I wish my husband was more creative...

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Allison wrote: "I only do karaoke in groups. Big ones. Big ones where I'm in the back farthest away from the microphone."

LOL I still probably wouldn't do it

[Kandice]

We bought a Karaoke system from a D.J friend of ours. We have it attached to a big t.v. and you can "improve" your voice with the settings. There are four mics, but as many people as you can shove together can sing at once.

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Haha... I only sing in the car, when no one can hear me.

[Kandice]

You guys are silly! No one expects you to sound like Celine Dion, or Cher! Who, by the way, is my favorite artist as far as singing her songs go! Especially Gypsies Tramps and Thieves! I always do it at least twice.

[Kandice]

Linda, I'm not trying to push anyone into alocholism, but what if oyu had a few drinks? Do you think you would then? Fiona?

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Hahaha I might, I'm not much of a drinker, so you never know what could happen

[Kandice]

You WOULD NOT!!!! Oh how I wish you could come over:)

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Fiona- I agree, I don't like alcohol either, hence the "I'm not much of a drinker" lol

[Kandice]

Well I am not a "booze hound", but when we have people over, I usually have at least one drink, possibly two if it's going on super late. My husband drinks beer while he's playing poker, but very slowly! He likes to take advantage of the lushes! Ha ha.
It's very different doing it at home, as opposed to one of those lounges. There is one some of our friends go to. I have been a few times, and it's fun to watch them, but I wont do it there. I do it at home all the time, though.

[Allison]

I don't drink much. Its gross :(

I like screwdrivers, because OJ is strong and overpowers the alcohol. haha.

[Kandice]

Too funny, I actually like vodka and grapefruit juice, for just that reason.

[Allison]

haha! what a coinkidink.

[Allison]

me too Fiona! I can get myself good and hyper and you'd never be able to tell the difference.

[Kandice]

I am actually pretty hyper anyways. (could ya tell?) But sometimes... Or in Vegas, when it's just my husband and I, I will sometimes get a super hot bloody mary. They're free there!

[Kandice]

I hate the taste of rum. It's soooo sweet.

[Allison]

I like rum! Dr. Pepper and Malibu :) yummm

However, I'd rather just have the Dr. Pepper :P

[Kandice]

Dr. Pepper is fizzy prune juice! I know it's not really, but since I heard that as a kid, I just can't stand it!

[Kandice]

Today's soup is chicken tortilla.

[Allison]

lol...is not! I think its a myth that prune juice is in it at all, actually.

It is my favorite. Ever. I'm drinking one right now!

[Allison]

Kandice, I LOVE tortilla soup. I'm so jealous!

[Allison]

I have never tried prunes. I'm sure I'll be sucking them down plenty when I'm old, toothless and constipated.

I'm content to wait until then.

[Kandice]

My favorite soup they make over there is Cream of Mushroom. It's homemade and the best you have ever tasted.

[Kandice]

I actually like prunes, just the idea of prune soda is gross! I don't think there really is any prune juice in there, it's just an urban myth. Funny, though.

[Allison]

I am really looking forward to going home and reading! Only...3 more hours. :\

[Kandice]

As much as I like chatting on here, I really wish I could see you guys!!!! Just thought I'd let you know;)

[Allison]

aww :) I would love to crash your party tomorrow night Kandice!

Fiona would be in the corner inhaling cheetos...

[Allison]

http://www.snopes.com/business/secret...

hehehe.

[Kandice]

Ha ha!!!! I knew it couldn't really be true!

I would buy Fiona a truckload of Cheetos if she could come. She could eat them on the couch!!!!!!!

[Allison]

I told Heather and Jackie that we needed to watch Outlander together when it comes out in 2011. :) hehe. Who else would I want to see it with but you guys?

[Allison]

LOL...Laura would totally get kicked out first ;)

[Kandice]

I bet she'd charm her way into staying. We could rent a theatre like they do for meetings, and call ourselved the hormone bunch, or something!!! That would be so, so fun.

[Kandice]

Tomato and asparagus together? I like asparagus, but don't know if I'd like it with tomato.
Remember I said we had a baby shower at the office last week? One of the girls mom's brought in homemade eggrolls for us to say thank you. They are magnificent! I ate two, but could probably eat about 10. I think that was so sweet.

[Kandice]

Oh Fiona! My youngest son had an intestinal problem when he was little. He would vomit at the drop of a hat. We always carried receptacles with us. I mean EVERYWHERE. It became no big deal to us, but people would stare...

[Allison]

yesssssss.

[Allison]

I tried to add myself as a friend once...LOL. It came back and said "you can't be friends with yourself, silly!"

Well, if you can't be friends with yourself first, no one else really has a chance, I say.

[Kandice]

I'm seeing my dad in Vegas next month, but am going to feel out a good time to go up there. When I do, Rachel, you and I are going to see each other!!! My dad will let me use his car.

[Allison]

yup, after I posted I did it again! hahaha.

[Kandice]

I'm bored. I really have nothing to do, and would like to go home early. Maybe... if I ask in a very sweet and pretty way...

[Allison]

well, I have plenty to do...but who am I kidding, on a Friday afternoon? Proooobably not going to happen.

[Kandice]

I'm going to try to friend myself...be back.

[Allison]

Fiona wrote: "Kandice wrote: "I'm bored. I really have nothing to do, and would like to go home early. Maybe... if I ask in a very sweet and pretty way..."

Shall I phone up and pretend to be a butt hole?"

LMAO!!

[Kandice]

Ha ha! You guys are the best.
Okay, so I am making stuffed mushrooms (sorry Fi)chocolate bread sticks with honey butter dipping sauce, and artichoke dip and I'm getting crackers, cheese, hummus and pita chips for tommorrow. Does that sound good?

[Kandice]

This morning, on Sci-fi channel was a Stargate SG-1 marathon. I watched 1/2 an episode before I came to work.

[Kandice]

I can't figure out how to friend myself, or how to tell how many posts I have made on TNBBC. Fiona?