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That was a quote from Fiona. Months ago. On this thread.I laughed for like an hour.
I swear, I am cursed by turds. EVERYTIME I freaking go into a public restroom I walk into the stall with poop on the floor.
Here's another one. An oldie but a goodie:6.b. Stop putting dirty spoons in with clean spoons because then all the clean spoons become dirty. How bloody hard is that for people to get? Do. Not. Put. Used. Spoons. Back. Into. The. Same. Pot. You. Get. It. From. It does not require brain power, it just requires common sense.
That wasn't me, it was an old Fiona post I've saved as a Word doc and I pull it out anytime I need a laugh.Hysterical!
There's more. Actually here's the whole thing.
1. I am cold.
2.a I wish people would stop peeing on toilet seats. Especially women, why do they do it? Are they not sitting on the seat in fear of germs jumping out and biting them in the butt? Well you're only spreading more germs around by PEEING ALL AROUND THE TOILET BUT NOT IN THE FLAMING TOILET.
2.b. Please place poo in toilet as well. Not on. And then do not tread it around the ladies toilet as well.
3. Someone is playing music so loud outside and I cannot hear myself read. Why can't these people just go read a book?!
4. It's colder in my room then it is outside.
5. Mum must be feeling exceptionally guilty about dino as she has (to my shame) cleaned my pig sty of a bedroom out. It was beginning to grow feet. I was going to do it this weekend...
6.a. Customers. I volunteer in a charity shop within a hospital. One woman came up today and wanted us to just change - didn't want to buy anything at all - a twenty pound note for the car park. I think she was slightly peed off cos I'd given a lady a twenty pence pieces in exchange for a pound. But there is a huge, huge, huge difference between one pound and a twenty pound note. We are not the bank. We are not the post office. We do NOT provide a change service. So I politely told her that the only way I'd change it would be if she actually bought something with it. Not that I'd have been happy either if she'd bought the cheapest thing in the shop like some people do. But I would have changed it. She went of complaining. Oh well. Tough luck. We are a charity for the hospital. We provide money for medical equipment, and other hospital equipment like furniture and the like. We are not YOUR charity. Charities do not just give money to people. We are not a free service. We do not change twenty pound notes into change because we are poor and we don't have any change. Especially not coins. Who did she think she was? So she scowled at me and complained and I gave her the "I do not care" look and shrug and she went of moaning. Well moan yourself silly woman. You know you have to pay parking in hospitals. Bring change with you. Keep change in car for such purposes. Buy something. Do not stomp off in huff looking at me as if I'm a Scrooge.
6.b. Stop putting dirty spoons in with clean spoons because then all the clean spoons become dirty. How bloody hard is that for people to get? Do. Not. Put. Used. Spoons. Back. Into. The. Same. Pot. You. Get. It. From. It does not require brain power, it just requires common sense.
6.c. We do not provide table service. Bring mugs back.
6.d. There is a bin by the side of your feet. Put rubbish in there and not on floor or leave it all over the bloody counter for me to clean up. Especially when it is sugar. Put sugar in your tea. Not on my counter. It is annoying. Don't do it.
6.e. Whilst I will always be polite to you, do not expect me to go out of my way to help you or make you a nice cup of tea if you are rude.
7. I love customers.
I'm sorry Fiona, it needed a comeback. It was just too funny.
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Fiona, why do you keep posting the same pic over and over ... are you annointing every page with him, crazy girl????
I was gone for a half hour and when I came back there was 77 posts... 77!!!
Thanks Lori!That's a great picture!!! I still have that song TiVo'd - he sang Light My Fire, and it was FLAMING HOT !!!!
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if you watch it for long periods of time, its actually not sexy but becomes fricken funny!
Definitely have to start watching American Idol. He is absolutely yummy.
You gotta get like 1 1/2 minutes in before it comes to him doing the song.Watch the mouth!!!
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Sorry, is this overkill?
I am so about potty manners. Ladies, haven't you noticed there is no potty splatter at home, that's because you are willing to sit fully on the seat. So, please just sit on the friggin' seat in public restrooms like you do at home. If EVERYONE did this, a lot less cooties would be spread around. Additionally, I wouldn't have to hover my short thighs over the seat (which is a guarantee of said splatter), and not have to worry about my jeans/shorts getting wet if the hem accidentally hits the floor. It's really gross if you're wearing sandals with your jeans and you know why the hem is wet when they're rubbing around your foot. It's doubly gross if you're wearing shorts, you're short, you didn't hover well, shorts hem accidentally hit the floor, and now you've got wetness all around your thighs after using the potty.I've worked in a restaurant, and cleaning the women's restroom was always much grosser than cleaning the men's.
Laura wrote: "Sorry had to repeat it:
I wish people would stop peeing on toilet seats. Especially women, why do they do it? Are they not sitting on the seat in fear of germs jumping out and biting them in the..."
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All this time we were both fans and didn't know it Lori!!:)
Love that boy. I've missed him ever since April 10, his last night on Idol last year
:(
New album in May tho, did you hear??
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Yee hee!
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He's not bad to look at either, Lori.
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and then Im going to dream of hotties all nite long....
Yay!
I can't believe everything I missed!! All those hotties O_O
I'm here because I'm wondering about the new title name. Hmmm?
LOL...I think the title is self-explanatory.
Are we talking men related thoughts or gross related thoughts?
Oh it's the same old naughtiness, never fear...
Ooo, I like the new avatar Fi. Ahh, okay. I'm unfazed then.
Morning girls!I went to sleep and this turned into a thud thread!
Rachel made me laugh so with Retardo Montalban!
I have no luck with fish - they always die on me.
We have an aquarium at work.. There is a big orange fish that always ends up eating the others but the head librarian keeps popping over to the pet shop to buy more! She says the little children get sad when there is only one fish in the aquariom. I'm sure the little fish get sad when they realise they been put in an aquarium with a cannibal!
Good morning!!!! I will pop in a lot before I got to work, but I have a FEW meetings with the "crazy lady" and her attorney today, so... Not sure how active I'll be once I get to work:(
aww Kandice, I hate having to work at work :(
LOL...Allison. I feel the same way, especially today.
yeah. Knowing that I get Thurs and Fri off is making this week go soooooo slooooooow.
I wish I had a short week. My co-workers are seriously annoying the sh*t out of me. Yesterday, they were trying to find out why I had taken half a day. It's not that they're really interested, but they just want to gossip about it. Then today it's stupid IT issues that they can fix themselves but choose not too. Seriously, how hard is it to restart you damn computer??! 9 out of 10 times it takes care of the problem and even though they know this they still have to come over and ask me. On top of that one of the women here has squeaky shoes and she keeps walking back and forth past my cubicle. GRrrrr! >.<
LOL. My desk is right by the kitchen area and it is seriously the world's squeakiest floor. Everytime somebody goes in there its SO LOUD. I hate whiners Jackie, especially when it is all idiotic like computer problems.
Ugh, it's almost as bad as nails on a chalkboard because she doesn't stay still. I think I would have carpeted your kitchen by now. lol. We have nothing but a bunch of babies here unfortunately. Our last IT person didn't do anything so she would go PC to PC anytime there was a problem, even if it was minor. They got so spoiled. Now I took up IT duties, but I also do customer service which is my main job. I don't have time to go to every computer when the papers on my desk are growing babies by the minute (I know it doesn't help that I'm on GR, but that's besides the point- lol). If I give them IT directions they give me a look like "Ugh, why can you do it?"
Good morning ladies. I hope you don't mind if I join in this thread some. You are just some of my favorite people on Goodreads, so I wanted to chat with you a little, besides all of the drooling over Jamie in the Outlander books. I saw some postings on public restrooms, and I just had to share an experience (of my making) of mine. I was out to eat with several friends of mine and three of us went to the bathroom at the same time. I thought we all went in the first three stalls. Well, the friend to my left is one with whom I share a lot of good-natured insults and annoying back and forth. So, I got the bright idea to reach under the stall and pull on her pants leg, not once but twice. Then, as I was still sitting there in the stall, I saw through a crack in the door that particular friend going to the sink to wash her hands. Yikes, who was in the stall next to me? Well, I hurriedly finished my business and washed my hands, practically running past the third person in our party that had gone to the bathroom. When I got back to the table where the friend whose pants leg I had not been pulling on (but thought I had) was sitting, I was laughing so hard, I could scarce explain what had happened. I don't know who was in the stall on my left, but I'm sure she had a story to share, too, about the strange woman who kept pulling on her pants leg. She never said a word.
LOL Kathy! If it had been me I would have stomped on your hand :)That is soooo funny, sounds exactly like something that could happen to anybody.
LOL...Kathy! You're lucky she didn't see you outside of the stall or think you were soliciting her. Remember the politician who got caught out in the stall?
Exactly, Allison. I mean, if someone had done that to me, I would have at least have said something, maybe not too nice, either. I just hope I didn't do that to some poor soul who had decided to venture out into the real world after years of self-imposed exile.
I bet you gave someone an agoraphobia relapse :P
Have you guys read Gone With The Wind? I have never really wanted to, because I don't want to read all that and then get to the crap abrupt ending that I know awaits me...but I know the book itself is supposed to be really good.
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I wish people would stop peeing on toilet seats. Especially women, why do they do it? Are they not sitting on the seat in fear of germs jumping out and biting them in the butt? Well you're only spreading more germs around by PEEING ALL AROUND THE TOILET BUT NOT IN THE FLAMING TOILET.
2.b. Please place poo in toilet as well. Not on. And then do not tread it around the ladies toilet as well.