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[Lisa Julianna]

LOL I agree with Jackie...I would bring my own food...poor turtles...lol

[Kandice]

Oh! We had skunk once. You have to dress it very carefully, so as not to puncture the scent sack. It was dark and kind of oily. A little like a turkey drumstick.

[Kandice]

I voted Fiona. This isn't criticism, but the last paragraph shows twice.

[Kandice]

Most people think it's really horrid. They don't smell that bad to me when they are outside, but I certainly not want to get sprayed by one. I can't think of what to compare it to.

[Lisa Julianna]

I am so pissed at the moment. The school where my son and daughter go searched our van. I'm not so mad that they searched the van, what I am mad at is before they could pull him out of class and search the car they had called the police department and had 3 cops there before they even saw that there was NOTHING in the car.

Their search dog I guess went nuts when it came upon our van. The dog is trained to smell narcotics, alcohol and gun powder. My husband who is the one who really uses the van is into high powered rocketry and we think there may have been some left over gun powder residue in the van.
Yes, I know I sound like a very naive parent but truthfully my son is a good kid. He doesn't do drugs or drink etc...
I just want to call up the assistant principal and yell at them.

Ok done ranting.

[Jackie]

If you're close by it almost smells like really bad urine, but a bit more acidic and its really strong. It penetrates everything.

When I was in college I lived in a house that had a skunk living under the porch. Pepe le pew would go stink bomb up the street and then come home to sleep.

[Kandice]

Galexy is the one like Dove, right?
I think I may need some chocolate too. I still only have espresso beans, so...

[Kandice]

It looks just the same. Now why would they think the name Dove would work here, but not in England? Vice Versa for Galaxy. That's weird.

[Kandice]

*hugs back*

Of course. I would like to know why she was handing him over, so write...

[Kandice]

Dark chocolate is my favorite too. Or bittersweet. Milk chocolate is nice with nuts, but too sweet on it's own.

[Kandice]

Erasmus, Erasmus... that's the name of a ship in Shogun! I knew I knew that name.

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My Grandpa owns a few cows!

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Okay so I take a day break we hit 8000 posts plus I come back to over 800 posts. Wow! Busy!

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Wow! this is so funny!

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I don't know if we have Galaxy chocolate over here.

[Kandice]

They are all good sections, as they are all written by Stephen King. That's all.

[Kandice]

Hi Emilee:)

[Kandice]

Mike Hanlon (I read it quite a few years ago)? Anyway, he will. They all end up being completely essential to the end of the story. I think he means you to be afraid because of what's happening, and instead, you're afraid of his writing skills! Only you;)

[Kandice]

Sorry, I had a bit of work to do. I'm off in 13 minutes, so I will be commuting home.
Have a nice sleep Fiona:)

[Allison]

I just got home from my church orchestra practice :) yay.

I'm going to make mac and cheese for dinner and then try to finish N&S

[Jessica]

Ok, from the skunk talk I have to say that I do enjoy the smell. I wouldn't want it as a perfume or anything but I really don't mind.

[Jessica]

And I love the "You know you're from 'insert state here'" things. I'm gonna look up the ones for Michigan.

[Jessica]

Some of the highlights.

You know you're from Michigan if...

"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian... eh!

You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange
barrel.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

You bake with SODA and drink a POP.

You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left".

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.

[Allison]

ewwwww...we had cheapo mac and cheese and it was nasty :(

oh well.

[Jackie]

hmmm, I looked for CT jokes but they're just not funny.

[Jackie]

I hate boxed mac and cheese. bleh!

[Allison]

LOL...that was enough, Jackie ;)

[Jackie]

I missed you girls during the day today. I came back to 200 posts.

[Allison]

I was wondering where you were!

[Jackie]

My stupid car battery died this morning, so I had to wait almost 2 hours to get it fixed. I was late to work and then had to go off to a company meet an hour away. As I had said in the Voyager thread, I didn't mind waiting for the car battery to get fixed because I spent the time with Jamie. :D

[Allison]

nice! :D A...lucky accident, I suppose :)

mkay, I haven't had much time to read today...so I'm off to read North and South!

g'nite Jackie!

[Jackie]

Nite!

[Esther]

I get back to over 200 posts and then all you girls go to sleep on me :0(

[Allison]

Esther wrote: "I get back to over 200 posts and then all you girls go to sleep on me :0("

we have an early bedtime so we can get up and start all over ;)

[Allison]

Good mooooorning everybody!

[Lisa Julianna]

Good Morning Allison and everyone else :~)

[Allison]

:)

[Jackie]

Morning everyone! A bit groggy thanks to a late night of reading.

[Allison]

I hear that, Jackie! I was up way past my bedtime last night, haha.

[Jackie]

N&S or the Stand?

[Allison]

I finished N&S, then I started Eleven on Top.

Gah, I really need to finish The Stand though. Maybe this weekend.

[Jackie]

Damned you've burned right through the Plum series! lol. I have to look for the first one at my library.

[Allison]

Although, more likely the next books I'll be reading are Howl's Moving Castle, Frederica, and the rest of the Stephanie Plums.

[Jackie]

Are you just not enjoying The Stand that much?

[Allison]

it is really good...I just wasn't in the mood for it one evening, and picked something else up. Now I just can't keep going with it...I have no idea why. I REALLY like it, I'm just...nuts? haha.

Loving Voyager?

[Allison]

Jackie wrote: "Damned you've burned right through the Plum series! lol. I have to look for the first one at my library."

They are super easy reads, and they are HILARIOUS. Oh my goodness, they make me laugh. Plus the men are just...sexy.

Between the guys in these books, and Jamie and Mr. Thornton...I'm quite the book slut these days.

[Allison]

haha Heather, I know what you mean. I've given up trying to catch up when I miss stuff.

[Allison]

Good morning/afternoon Fiona!

[Jackie]

I <3 Voyager so much more than DIA! I read a couple of chapters last night and then ended up skimming through future chapters. I'm so nosey! I couldn't deal with the anticipation. lol

[Allison]

Fiona wrote: "I hate stopping books in the middle, I used to but it annoyed me even then - it's like book-adultery or something."

I do too. The Stand is having a very strange effect on me.