The world is a binary place! Quick, you have to Pick one!

[Sally, la reina]

Rush Limbaugh or Donald Trump?

[Jim]

Death!

[Heidi]

Eww.

[Sally, la reina]

Your pick. I'd probably put mine in a man-sized play pen.

[Sally, la reina]

Some might put theirs in the white house (writes).

[Sarah]

No.
I was going to say 'pick one for what' but then I realized I wouldn't pick either of them for anything. Not for a date, not for a trivia team.

Who is more deserving of a pie in the face?
I'd answer that one. Maybe.

[Sally, la reina]

Ok. next one:


mushrooms or asparagus?

[Jim]

What kind of mushrooms?

[Sarah]

Mushrooms. Except in April and May. In April and May asparagus rules.

[Cynthia]

Both. Together happily in a nice tart.

[Sally, la reina]

hm. the tall spindly ones.

[Kevin]

trump

[Heidi]

ASPARAGUS, EMMAEFFA!!!

[Sarah]

Cynthia wrote: "Both. Together happily in a nice tart."

Cynthia, you should try the savory bread pudding I made with both last night. Super easy, super good.

[Cynthia]

Yum. I'm on it.
Don't like the sweet kind of bread pudding. Cloying.

Savory sounds like the win.

[Sally, la reina]

K, new one:

Tapioca or lime jello?

[Cynthia]

ick. neither.

[Sally, la reina]

You have to pick.

[Sarah]

Lime.

[Cynthia]

I pick starvation. Those little tapiocas remind me of fish eyes.

[Sally, la reina]

::tosses Cynthia off the boat::

[Jim]

I'll pick asparagus, as I can go home and cut some right now.

[Jim]

When it's morel season I pick them though.

[Cynthia]

Sally wrote: "::tosses Cynthia off the boat::"

Whatever. I know how to swim.

[Kevin]

tapioca. easily. are you drinking again sally?

[Cynthia]

Hey Kevin, throw me a life jacket, wouldja?

[Sarah]

Jim wrote: "When it's morel season I pick them though."

Jim has loose morels.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Tapioca.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Is a morel a fish?

[Sally, la reina]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "tapioca. easily. are you drinking again sally?"

god, i wish.

[Jim]

This is a morel.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

That is one wrinkly penis.

Oh wait...mushroom?

[Sarah]

Stacia ~ bite is worse than her bark wrote: "Is a morel a fish?"

Nope!


When an eel bites your heel
and you say "no big deal"
That's a moray!

[Mary]

Do pigs sniff for morels?
oh wait-those are truffles

[Phil]

Trump, asparagus, tapioca.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "Some might put theirs in the white house (writes)."

That yoga has screwed up your form.

[Sally, la reina]

Hm.

next:

Disneyland or water park?

[Kevin]

waterworld. without kevin costner and having to drink your own pee

[Janice]

I pick Trump to have his best cook make me a mushroom/asparagas souffle with shaved truffles on top. For dessert tapioca pudding!

[Sally, la reina]

And then where would you go?

[Mary]

Disneyland!!

[Sally, la reina]

Wheee!

[Mary]

Space Mountain or the Haunted Mansion

[Sally, la reina]

Nice one.
Haunted Mansion.

[Heidi]

TAPIOCA!!! I'm assuming the bubble tea variety counts, too...

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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Limbaugh drowning in a waterpark because someone stuffed asparagus and morels into his nose and mouth. Trump asphyxiating on tapioca at Disneyland.

[Heidi]

Oh crap. I'm a question behind.

Disneyland. But only if it's all expenses paid. They're wicked expensive!

[Heidi]

Oh wait... I missed another?! Shit.

::searches thread for the binary after Disney/waterpark::

[Heidi]

Mary wrote: "Space Mountain or the Haunted Mansion"

OHHH!!! That one's haaard. I like 'em both.

[Phil]

Disneyland's Space Mountain.

How many butts has that water park water washed? And how many kids have peed/pooped in it?