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[[deleted user]]

"we didn't believe in global warming either"

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Dodie had opinions about climate change, if you could catch her outside the house.



Arthur Tress

[Sarah]

#1708 This wasn't the first time that Eustace had been left behind on a bathroom break. "Very funny, guys. Ha. You're turning around, right?" he said as he watched the ship recede into the distance.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

In fact, Eustace had been left behind thirty-four times. Beulah wept, as she always did.



Roy Lichtenstein

[Félix]

As she always did.

[Sarah]

#1711 Beulah had never realized that some Life Savers weren't meant to be edible.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

When she got to that stage she usually started hallucinating about food.



Robert Williams

[[deleted user]]

"This is hell. This is what capitalism would bring us to!" Chairman Mao

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It was best to stick with state-sponsored projects.



Chen Man

[Sarah]

#1716 Different people had different ideas for what to do with the replicants.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

R417 and D920 somehow got separated from the rest and, after running from a warlike race known as the Eries, as the dismal howl of the wolf echoed in their finely fabricated ear canals, befound themselves at the Cuyahoga Pinochle Club and Men's Historical Society Spring Formal.

[Cynthia]

Edward dear, don't smile. They will see our pointy white teeth.

[Phil]

Mitt Romney's youngest son, Tick, prepares to tell his dad the wonderful news about the commitment ceremony.

[Sarah]

Of course commitment means different things to different people.

Chris Mars

[Cynthia]

Harold dear, I just need to explain a couple of things about my family before we go there for dinner.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

And after dinner Dad and cousin Cletus usually strip down to their underwear and go cliff diving.



Yue Minjun

[Tarun]

Not sure if this is the right place to post.. but what the heck..
Am going to Germany (Dresden) in January for 5 months as an exchange student.. This is my first trip to Europe and i don't know German at all..
Any tips by anyone about the place/people/culture, etc?

[Jim]

We used to have a couple German ladies here, but haven't heard from them for awhile. Maybe one of them will spot this. I have no personal experience to be able to help you.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Tarun wrote: "Not sure if this is the right place to post.. but what the heck..
Am going to Germany (Dresden) in January for 5 months as an exchange student.. This is my first trip to Europe and i don't know Ger..."

Much better to start a thread under "Help I Need Help!"

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/group_...

This is a fun and games thread.

[Sarah]

No subverting the caption game!

#1723 Chang and Eng always excelled at team bonding exercises.

[Sarah]

The judging panel at the Lewis Carroll Olympics is unfortunately a little bit biased.


Michael Caines

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Is that Karl Rove and Dr. Laura Schlessinger??

[Sarah]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Is that Karl Rove and Dr. Laura Schlessinger??"

Yes'm.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

As Betty practiced her campaign speech, in Latin, Dildor wondered if raspberry came out of silk damask, and also why his loins tingled so. Was it Betty's toes, or merely the prospect of a plutocracy extending for two more millennia?

[[deleted user]]

Awaiting a Kevin caption...

[[deleted user]]

And:

[Sarah]

In honor of Jonathan's return:
#1734
Blaze wished he could explain to Louie that putting Vera on his back sideways without a saddle would merely result in her landing in the ditch in a pile of her own petticoats, but alas, he was only a horse; Louie and Vera would have to figure this one out the hard way.

[Jonathan]

Much to Blaze's surprise, Vera not only held her balance riding sidesaddle but indulged her passion for fly fishing in a nearby stream.



Equestrian portrait of Queen Charlotte of Portugal, artist unknown.

[Susan]

Vera's eyes widened in disbelief as she tugged and pulled forth her catch. Vera was a strong, virile woman but she needed help with this giant from the stream.

Stranded whale engraving by J. Matham in 1598.

[Jonathan]

...whereupon a dastardly contingent of bare-bottomed barbarians appeared on the scene, usurping Vera's hard-won fishy.



Hieronymus Bosch

[Sarah]

#1737 Queen Charlotte's insistence that one could flyfish for horseflies suggested that she was a little unclear on the concept. When she suggested that her armsman bring her a kingfisher, everyone knew she was in for a big disappointment.

[[deleted user]]

Me too. Muy entertaining. <3

[Susan]

#1739
With bird and beast alike, they scavenged the fish and fashioned a moving vestibule of sorts. They carried the great burden to present to their matriarch.

[Jonathan]

Before receiving the promised deputation of the fishy vestibule, Grande Matriarch Vivien was obliged to rebuke one of her footmen, Carruthers, who had been found after hours nipping at the cooking sherry...again.



Julia Margaret Cameron

[Susan]

"You'll not make a mockery of my rule." She proclaimed.
Carruthers was indignant over his chatisement from the matriarch and began to formulate a plan.

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Jacob Toorenvliet

[Jonathan]

#1745:

Seeing that Gerrit, the local poultry vendor, had arrived at the tavern in a state of dismay, his best friends--big Jaap and little Joop--inquired into the source of his distress.

"I brought two plump chickens to town with me to sell at the market tomorrow morning," Gerrit moaned, "but I see now that one of them is terribly ill. Whatever will I do?"

"No problem," said Jaap. "Make soup out of the healthy one to help the sick one get better."

...to which Gerrit just shook his head in disbelief, as little Joop pointed his finger and laughed.

(Love the Toorenvliet, btw, Susan.)

[Susan]

I did it for you, Jonathan. You set a high bar.

[Jonathan]

Thank you, Susan--much appreciated--although low bars sometimes make for better genre scenes.

[Félix]

Susan is definitely not Ed.

[Jonathan]

Don't think I've met Ed yet.

[Susan]

I was not sure if I was playing the game right...

::grins at Felarryix::

Now, where were we?

Not wishing to deal with the chickens, Gerrit found an unsuspecting woman and sold them right away.


Women Carrying Chickens - Nachum Gutman

[Jonathan]

#1751: "For my next trick, I shall juggle a chicken, a coconut, and a potted gladiolus!"

[Sarah]

Unfortunately, she didn't realize the quality of the competition at the World Cup of Juggling.


Michael Parkes

[Jonathan]

I'm heading out to lunch, Sarah, but the image in #1753 isn't working for me--just shows a blank space. Maybe it's my browser? Not sure.

Was it this one? (view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]

Anyway, I'll work on a caption...

[Sarah]

Jonathan - yes. That's the image. I wonder why mine isn't working. I see it fine.

[Susan]

Love Michael Parkes!

[Susan]

#1754 "The cat always takes home the prize."

[[deleted user]]

Can't see it either, SP.

You do not want to meet Ed, at least not in Sock Puppet form, Jonathan. *sigh*

No, Susan is FOR SURE not Ed. It was just a momentary lapse of reason due to extreme paranoia. I think she forgave me a while ago...at least when she grappled with the last troll.

[Susan]

Oh, yes, all is forgiven. However, I will say I was not exactly aware of how bad of an insult it actually was to be called an Ed. I have since read a few past threads involving a Mitzi, Rock and perhaps an M(?). It is all incredibly frightening to think of someone creating that many personae to populate threads.

[[deleted user]]

I know? Get a life, right? The time and energy involved, just to screw with people and make them not like you. What kind of twisted misery is that?