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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
Lobstergirl wrote: "...especially with the endless knock-knock jokes coming from the next room. "Who's there?
Valentin Ruhry
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It was a slow day anyway. Everyone was outside playing on the ice.
Hendrick Avercamp
Henryk brought his fishing pole and Wuuffer brought his fire hydrant, but they couldn't find a free spot to set up for their ice-fishing booth and comfort station.
Janine watched dejectedly through the window as most everyone from the town enjoyed their day on the ice. If only her skate blade hadn't chipped yesterday!
That would suck. I've never heard of a chipping skate blade though.
A skate like this one?
Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin
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The kitten or the skate hanging from a hook?
Crustaceans stick by their mollusk cousins.
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Amber wrote: Crustaceans stick by their mollusk cousins.Seabed solidarity.
#1662 Nate the Skate's Halloween costume would have gone over better if anyone but the cat had seen it.
"Mwahahaha," laughed Pussy McFluffikins. "I knew you would eventually tell me where the fish were stored. Too bad for you it had to go this far. Don't worry, my friend, I'll make sure the end comes quickly."
The kitten had every good reason for being frightened, once she saw what was on the floor:
Arthur Wardle
Despite their best efforts the Pup brothers did not manage to receive the Big Woof's message from space.
They decided to consult an authority on messages from space.
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Hans Sebald Beham
Unlike Randomanthony's unfortunately well-endowed Christ mural. Sol made sure that all depictions of his abs were work appropriate.
1675: The pack was about to set out after the fox when the fellow in the red coat suddenly mentioned something about bacon bits.
Sarah Pi wrote: "Unlike Randomanthony's unfortunately well-endowed Christ mural. Sol made sure that all depictions of his abs were work appropriate."RA was too busy spinning records to worry about what was appropriate--or not--for work:
Thomas Hart Benton
#1679 The rug was rolled, the joint was happening - or was it that the joint was rolled, the rug was happening? Either way, the only thing that could make it better would have been if they had shut the door on old Mrs. McKenzie from 4A rather than let her throw herself so shamelessly at Ricky.
Sarah Pi wrote: "...old Mrs. McKenzie from 4A rather than let her throw herself so shamelessly at Ricky."Ricky would have some explaining to do if Lucy ever found out.
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Grégoire Müller
#1682 Mrs. McKenzie wondered if she was dreaming, or was her arm asking her to dance?
#1682 Monica hoped that nobody would notice the stain on her red dress, but didn't count on the club's blacklight.
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Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres
#1685 Steve always took a while to get comfortable at Sandals, the Spartan clothing optional resort.
Matt just holds his head when Steve says, "You said we were going to a Tupperware party."
"Take these pills and you'll get this big," said the stranger, but why was he hiding the proof under the red toga?
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Gustav Klimt
The giant fish thought he smelled a mate, but was confused when he could not find her.
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Fabio D'Aroma
#1692 What was that saying, again? Always bring a fish to a funeral? Never wear leopardprint before Memorial Day? Lurleen could never remember, so she prepared for all contingencies.
#850 - basically jimmy was self taught in the art of chiropractic medicine but those he helped were just happy to get some relief
Some of Jimmy's patients were happier than others.
Picasso
Emilio was an ace at Twister but, unfortunately, didn't get invited to many parties.
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Kehinde Wiley
My neighbor has a dog named Tyrone. Carl does not like Tyrone.
Seriously, now, who would name a dog Tyrone?
Re MSG 1697.
"every year I tell my mother I won't sit for another portrait. I will really put my foot down next year. Honest"
"every year I tell my mother I won't sit for another portrait. I will really put my foot down next year. Honest"
The only thing worse than sitting for portraits was family dinners.
John Everett Millais
Gwyneth dear, you feed my hand-cured artisanal buffalo to that dog and I will cut you.
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Selina Trieff
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Books mentioned in this topic
Tiger Flower (other topics)The Sound and the Furry (other topics)
How to Roll a Blunt for Dummies! (other topics)
Fabric of Vision : Dress and Drapery in Painting (other topics)
Seeing Through Clothes (other topics)
Well sure, I can see that now that I've enlarged it for my old eyes to get a better look. But in the small size on my monitor it looked close enough. My apologies.