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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
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Phil
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Jan 26, 2012 11:09AM
I swear it looks like at least one of them has extra toes.
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I would imagine that extra toes would offer more stability. Maybe it's an asset in the world of sumo rodeo.
Anyway, all kinds of folks are getting interested in rodeo these days.
Michael Whelan
That one's also got some extra toes.
Excellent point. And a similarly well-rounded rump.
Looks like that bear has a Napoleon complex.
I was thinking more along the lines of Napoleon having a teddybear fetish. Not sure how that thing (is it a plane or a moon shuttle?) in the sky fits in though.
He's actually a Hoka, if that helps. They are masters of make-believe.
So he's an alien impersonating Napoleon?
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Phil wrote: "Friday at the bar they had met the wonderful girls from Apartment 3G..."They were a fun bunch once you got to know them.
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