Flattis maximus~

[Reads with Scotch]

Stupid drills; I'm stuck here and about to explode! They should warn me before they start Drills. If I would have known, I wouldn't have had that pot of coffee and bran muffin. I am breaking out in a cold sweat and am in danger of blowing a pressure ring at any moment! Everyone will return from the field to a fecal and blood coated office. Perhaps a part of my body will remain intact and they can watch it twitch.

The only thing that makes me feel better about this is someone else will have to clean it up.

[Not Bill]

Good for you Nick in finding the silver lining.

Be sure to give us an after action report on that deep colon growler yer working on.

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh it is aleady over. I had to abandon my post and run like hell. I think I damaged the toilet.

[Not Bill]

OK....just good to hear noone was seriously injured.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well the camp plummer might have a bad day ;)

[Erin]

definite daily excitement

[Reads with Scotch]

Daily excrement?

[EvilNick]

does this mean you are no longer full of crap?

[Not Bill]

....only for the moment. That's the beauty of it. One minute we're utterly full of crap. The next, we're surfing the paristaltic wave to self actualization.

[Reads with Scotch]

Pansy, you really don't want to center yourself in my sights again do you? ;)