Blame Someone Else

[[deleted user]]

AWESOME!!! where do you get colorful ductape? I blame myself for not having any.

[Sammy]

I blame the hardware section in most stores for having colorful duct tape!

[[deleted user]]

OK! I blame most stores for having a hardware section with colorful duct tape!

[Sammy]

I blame crab cakes for being so delicious!

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for liking crab cakes!

[Connor]

I blame Emily for not liking crab cakes.

[[deleted user]]

I blame Connor for assuming that since I blamed Sammy for liking crab cakes I didn't like them.

[Connor]

I blame everyone for needing an education.

[[deleted user]]

I blame scientists for wanting to know everything and then making not-so-interested people learn what they figured out.

[Connor]

I blame video games and Goodreads for distracting my reading.

[[deleted user]]

HaHa!!! I blame mom for not making coffee cake.

[Connor]

Same here. :)

[[deleted user]]

I blame Connor for copying me!

[Connor]

I blame Emily for not letting me agree with her.

[Sammy]

I blame :) for smiling.

[Connor]

I blame :P for sticking its tongue out.

[Sammy]

I blame *:O) for being a clown.

[Connor]

Is that what that is? I blame myself for not being able to figure out complex computer faces.

[Sammy]

Yeah, the O is the nose, the *is the flower! I blame my stupid computer for not letting me watch the rest of the Sherlock episode!

[Connor]

I blame the clown for being so complex.

[Sammy]

I blame clowns for being so scary.

[Connor]

No kidding! I blame scary movies for making clowns scary.

My friend Shawn is deathly afraid of clowns. When he was five years old, a clown came up to him and made some jokes and was supposed to be funny like all clowns at circuses. Shawn started crying and the clown got mad and hit Shawn with a balloon.

[[deleted user]]

I blame the clown for hitting Shawn with a balloon.

[Connor]

I blame the balloon for hitting Shawn.

[[deleted user]]

I blame Shawn for crying.

[Connor]

I blame Shawn for being scared of clowns.

[[deleted user]]

I blame Ashley for giving me a sunburn.

[Connor]

I blame the snow for being so reflective.

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for existing.

[Connor]

;(

[Sammy]

I blame today for being AWESOME!!!

[[deleted user]]

Why is it awesome? I blame someone for having a green mowhawk. I blame someone else for having a black trumpet.

[Sammy]

I blame my hair for being wet.

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for making your hair wet!

[Connor]

Sammy wrote: "I blame today for being AWESOME!!!"

I blame today for being the opposite of awesome :(

[[deleted user]]

I blame Mr. Martin for letting us play our instruments for like 5 hours straight! :)

[Connor]

I blame Middle School for having an honor band.

[[deleted user]]

I blame Connor for not being as awesome as me.

[Connor]

;'(

[[deleted user]]

Don't cry! I don't mean it! I just couldn't think of anyone to blame or anything to blame them for. I blame myself for making Connor cry!

[Sammy]

I blame myself for being so hungry!

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for not eating.

[Sammy]

I just ate... I blame myself for being full :b

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for eating.

[Sammy]

I blame the baked potato for being so delicious!

[[deleted user]]

yummy! I blame Sammy for making me hungry.

[Connor]

I blame Baked potatoes for being awesome.

[[deleted user]]

I blame you for capitalizing b in the middle of a sentence!

[Connor]

I accidentally hit shift and with the sticky keys it capitalized. I blame sticky keys for capitalizing "B."

[Sammy]

Weird...