Bored on a Sunday morning...

[Tom]

And desperately procrastinating, i went wandering through goodreads and found.... the Roleplay groups. Sweet bleedin' Jesus, what the hell! I couldn't stop myself, and read some of them. Someone, please hold me?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

There, there, Tom. It's okay... everything's going to be okay...
*hugs Tom*

[Reads with Scotch]

tom and Jackie sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G. first comes love, then come marriage then comes the baby in the baby carriages!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

That's one big baby, Nick, that it needs multiple carriages. :D

[Reads with Scotch]

Yeah, well Toms swimmers pack allot off ass... so you know... it will be a bit more painful then normal.;)

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Ah, yes, the miracle of child birth. Yippee.

[Reads with Scotch]

The miracle of passing that massive beast, and not bleeding to death more like. I'm talking really big. Like the terd that killed Elvis big. Prepare yourself Jackie, this is going to be really bad. No spine spike is going to make this pain go away.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

This is what I get for comforting a stranger. Bigamy and extra painful childbirth.

Next time, I'm just going to tiptoe by...

[Reads with Scotch]

Let that be a lesson to ya. Don't fall for the wounded bird act... you'll end up preggers every time... and every once and a while knocked up with some mutant shit too.

[Tom]

ACT!? YOU go read the roleplay group boards and tell me you don't need a hug. Or possibly the annual output of a small distillery. Although i have to admit that i WAS tempted to join just so i could participate in the in the "Collage" roleplay... "Tom carefully cuts the pictures from the magazine, trimming them all to the same shape and size. He has begun to regret his decision to make a mosaic...."

[Tom]

Any rate, i've learned MY lesson: cut the damned grass when i'm supposed to.

[Erin]

good to know, thanks for the warning Tom... and i've learned my lesson too (by observing)
and will never comfort you or any other strangers
=)