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I freakin' HATE generic toiletpaper when the store is out of your brand

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message 1: by David (new)

David asstacular post!


message 2: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! No, no, no. Used recycled TP. Please, please, please. PLEASE!

Actually, my roomie and I have had the worst time deciding on a brand of TP we'd both use. Christ WTF is so damn difficult about finding good TP? I don't know. I just don't know.


I'm now dismissing myself from this thread before too much poop talk happens. Ick.


Reads with Scotch I haqve to throw my vote in with cottenell aswell. Heintastic! Recycled tp is just a smidgen smoother then 80 grit sandpaper Amanda, I'll pass and save the planet some other way.


message 4: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) No way. Try Green Forest.
Or, actually, Marcal does a recycled TP that's not so bad.


Reads with Scotch that's not "so" bad.... Eh Yeah, I like my aloe vera cottenell... it's like i have my owen gay guy licking my butt clean after each use }:-D


Jackie "the Librarian" The Keister Elves.


message 7: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) EW. Hahahaha. But ew!



message 8: by Erin (new)

Erin sick! i understand the whole recycled toilet paper issue but sorry gotta goo with the cottonelle on this one as well...


message 9: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) NO! I already told you people NO! Use recycled TP. Is your ass seriously that precious that you need to chop down trees (you know, those same trees that produce oxygen and prevent the soil from eroding) just to wipe up your shit? It's shit! You've got to be kidding me. Nobody's ass is that tender.


message 10: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) And if your ass IS that tender, there's always Preparation H.


message 11: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hmmm... I can't tell whose side you're on, Tom. So I'm going with "Tom's on my side!" My response to your post:

Hells yeah, biznitches!


message 12: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I'm not on anyone's side, i just wanted to insert Preparation H into the conversation. So to speak.


message 13: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Nope, sorry. You're on my side.


Reads with Scotch but we can plant more trees, young trees are more productive. Besides, sandpaper tp makes me irritable ;)


message 15: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) So THAT'S what it is. I thought you were just naturally irritable. :p


Jackie "the Librarian" Quit buying your tp at the hardware store, Nick!


message 17: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hellz yeah, Biznitchez!


Reads with Scotch What? You want I should buy where everyone else buy's?


message 19: by Amanda (last edited Aug 14, 2008 11:05PM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) http://www.grist.org/advice/products/...

Ta Da!
All the research has been done! Oh, I'm so glad Jesus invented the interwebs.


Reads with Scotch But we can replant them... I can't replant my tender toshie


message 21: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Did you read the tests? Seventh Generation two ply was almost exactly as good as Cottonelle (or whatever they tested)! Come on, man. It's like science. You like science! They had a control group and everything!!!


message 22: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I find myself so overwhelmed by the possible inappropriate responses to the "tender toshie" comment that i can't decide what to post...


message 23: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) That makes me want to hear them all...


Reads with Scotch yeah, I read it. It isn't very objective though, is it. I mean I don't know these folks. And (8) peoples opinions on such things doesn't really hold allot of sway...

I think we should just knock back a case or two and consider other alternatives... like baby wipes...mmmm feel the soothing moist comfort.Of course this route would add to my carbon footprint. *(I would need to find someway to warm the wipes. And since I don't do my business on a set schedule they would have to be warmed all the time... I think this also poses a fire hazard, perhaps I will just go on using my happy cottenelle.)



message 25: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I give up.
Where's that bottle opener? You ready for another?


Reads with Scotch always... even when I am holding a half full bottle I'm ready for another.

Don't give up on me Amanda. I can improve, promise. We just need to get on the same page. Parading 8 ass wipes (he he pun eh...eh?) in front of me isn't exactly a good argument is it? Newcastle is always good. That is about the only thing I like in anchorage, there are beer bins on almost every corner.



message 27: by Erin (last edited Aug 15, 2008 02:52PM) (new)

Erin i love your priorities Nick


message 29: by Lori (new)

Lori Huh, my husband demands I buy him Charmin. Once I bought him Cottonelle, and he said it was OK, but Charmin was definitely better. For all you tender tushie types.




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