I have never had...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

...a felony conviction.

[Stina]

Southern Fried Britt wrote: "...a vibrator. Although I really want one."

Be careful where you get one...

http://kstp.com/article/stories/S1912...

[Janice]

... had the urge to go bungee jumping or skydiving.

[Suefly]

...a child

[RandomAnthony]

A prostitute...

[RandomAnthony]

Oops, Phil beat me to it.

[Carol]

a bear hug from an actual bear

[[deleted user]]

Southern Fried Britt wrote: "...sex."

What are you waiting for?

[Kristina]

...chicken pox.

[Félix]

... rattlesnake. Or any kind of snake.

[Mary]

...a pony. Or sex with, under, on top of, or anywhere near a pony. Though I did get bitten by a pony.

[Mary]

I don't think so, Myles; I'm pretty sure the pony was a gelding. So maybe that's why he bit me? Sexual frustration? I was only like 9 at the time but some ponies like 'em young.

[Suefly]

...a 'little death' with another person. *sigh*

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Does that mean what I think it does?

[Suefly]

yes. i don't want to be too offensive. *double sigh*

[Phil]

Suefly wrote: "...a 'little death' with another person. *sigh*"

But maybe with a non-person?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

An alien.

[Félix]

Maybe not with a different person?

[Suefly]

Non-person about covers it. I'm in my mid 30's now and DAMN IT...that is all I can say. :0

[Jammies]

Escargot.

[Félix]

Suefly wrote: "Non-person about covers it. I'm in my mid 30's now and DAMN IT...that is all I can say. :0"

Okay ha ha.

[Suefly]

Been to Alaska

[Félix]

Jammies wrote: "Escargot."

beep beep.

[Félix]

traveled south of the equator.

[Auntie]

...illegal drugs.

[Phil]

Larry wrote: "traveled south of the equator."

I enjoy going south of the equator.

[Félix]

Yeah well there's that, too.

[[deleted user]]

Kristina wrote: "...chicken pox."

Me either.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

...surgery (other than what's involved in childbirth)

[janine]

... a broken bone (as far as i know, i did fall at least two meters and landed on a concrete floor)

[Suefly]

I've never broken a bone. Sprained my ankle and wrist, though, but never broke anything

[Sarah]

...bacon.

[Jammies]

I have never had my eyebrows threaded.

[Sally, la reina]

Me neither Suefly. Except I've never sprained anything either.

[Sarah]

I have never broken a bone that could be set. Toes, tailbone. Well, my ankle, but I didn't get it set, so that counts.

[janine]

i might have broken a few toes, i have probably broken some toes, i have to have broken some of my toes, but i don't count them as broken bones. i have never sprained anything, as far as i know.

[Michael]

I have never had the joy of being a groupie for Joan Jett.

[Sarah]

Michael wrote: "I have never had the joy of being a groupie for Joan Jett."

Nor will you, Michael, but I'll volunteer in your stead.

[[deleted user]]

...déjà vu

[Michael]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Michael wrote: "I have never had the joy of being a groupie for Joan Jett."

Nor will you, Michael, but I'll volunteer in your stead."

But you could maybe put a good word in for me?

[Suefly]

...shaved my head

[Michael]

Suefly wrote: "...shaved my head"

Have you ever been tempted to shave your head?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I have never had a vacation in Japan, but I'd like to.
I've never gotten a tattoo, and never will.

[Heidi]

...a hysterectomy, braces, or a cast. Or mountain oysters.

[Sally, la reina]

...a major car accident. *knocks on wood*

[Félix]

... a venereal disease.

[Carol]

I've done msg 93 and all of 96.

Wait, what's a mountain oyster?

I've never had a sprain
I've never used crutches

[Sarah]

Carol wrote:

Wait, what's a mountain oyster?

"

Bull balls.

[Heidi]

Carol wrote: "Wait, what's a mountain oyster?"

:) And the pictures solidify my resolve to stay away from them.

[Heidi]

But it might be fluffy bunnies, Barb!