Life Lessons You Learned the Hard Way

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "**writhes**

syntactical"

>:/

[RandomAnthony]

1) Don't go to the gym when you feel like you might barf.

2) Don't drop acid unless you have at least three days of relatively unscheduled time ahead of you.

3) Spend the extra twenty bucks for a direct flight.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Never tell your Mother/Father that your bored and have nothing to do.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I you barf in the morning before work, don't go to work.

[Stina]

If the person you're dating is waving red flags all over holy hell, don't ignore them... dump the bastard!

[RandomAnthony]

Like...literally waving red flags? Because that's bad, too. A little distracting.

[Stina]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Like...literally waving red flags? Because that's bad, too. A little distracting."

If the person you are dating is literally waving a red flag, run away. They're probably a commie. :)

[Félix]

Or a bull fighter.

[Cynthia]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "Cynthia wrote: ""Bless her heart" usually means something like "Jesus, what an idiot.""

my fav comment of the day"

thanks, My world traveler friend.

[Sandysconnected]

Do not eat a plate full of fried green beans and then spend the night drinking martinis for the first time.

[Brittomart]

When you have a feeling to NOT play Monopoly, then DON'T FUCKING PLAY IT BECAUSE YOU WILL GET WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FUCKING EMOTIONAL.

[Phil]

Be the thimble. Then pour all that emotion into it, and dump the damn thing out.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Yikes, Ko! Did you get free okay?

[Félix]

Don't stop and pick up a hitchhiker just before you cross into Canada -- especially if he recommends that you tell the border people that you know him if asked.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I promise never to do that, Ko.
Or pick up a hitchhiker, regardless of the location, Larry.

[Félix]

For sure, Jackie. This was when I was much younger and less wise about such things. And this particular time I was fortunate to only have my car search completely, and there was nothing in it that caused a problem.

[Michael]

Larry wrote: "Don't stop and pick up a hitchhiker just before you cross into Canada -- especially if he recommends that you tell the border people that you know him if asked."

That was you? I remember leaving in sort of a hurry and I don't think I ever thanked you properly for the ride.

[Sally, la reina]

I let high school sophomores use the shit out of my white out bottles last fall. not smart.

[Joe]

I learned this the other day. Don't pour oil into a wet pan and put it on the stove to heat.