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Life Lessons You Learned the Hard Way
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Kevin
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Jan 10, 2011 12:50PM
very good point bun.
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Never tell your SO their striped underwear looks like a PLANET.
Do not run a red light... especially in your husband's brand new car.
Do NOT, repeat, do NOT fall in love with the first man who winks at you. Just don't do it.
I won't (most likely).
I learned that sometimes doing my best isn't enough.That there are other factors which can be decisive.
1) Never show up stoned for gym class when you're being timed in the 400-yard swim as part of your final grade.
2) Being mugged isn't much fun.
3) Never buy anything from the drug gauntlet outside Cobo Hall prior to an Aerosmith/AC/DC concert.
2) Being mugged isn't much fun.
3) Never buy anything from the drug gauntlet outside Cobo Hall prior to an Aerosmith/AC/DC concert.
if someone says "it's not the money...", it's the money
Don't give in and have the threesome with the "not as cute" girl just because the other girl is totally hot! It's nearly worth the resultant pregnancy scare, but not quite.On second thought... maybe it is worth it. ;)
That wasn't a life lesson Phil, I do believe you just wanted to brag you had a threesome
don't have a fivesome with quintuplets as there is only a 1 in 15 million chance they all really are all four chicks
Lyzzibug wrote: "That wasn't a life lesson Phil, I do believe you just wanted to brag you had a threesome"Sort of both. But why was it the one I wasn't interested in who ended up being two weeks late?
Phil wrote: "Lyzzibug wrote: "That wasn't a life lesson Phil, I do believe you just wanted to brag you had a threesome"Sort of both. But why was it the one I wasn't interested in who ended up being two weeks ..."
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because that's how the universe works.
janine wrote: "because that's how the universe works."Indeed it does.
If you hear "to be perfectly honest" it is unlikely the following words will be perfect, or honest.
Barb wrote: ""No offense, but ..." is likely to be followed by something really insulting & offensive."I don't like the word "but" in the middle of a sentence. What it means is, "ignore everything I've said until now -- here's what I really mean."
"I don't want to sound cruel, but...""There were some redeeming qualities to the show, but..."
"I don't mean to impose, but..."
"I'd like to ask you out, but..."
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I don't like the word "but" in the middle of a sentence. What it means is, "ignore everythin..."
In the speed teacher training I underwent to teach college writing we had a lesson on avoiding the use of "but" in student responses. We were coached to use the subordinating conjunction "and" in its stead.
"Bless her heart" usually means something like "Jesus, what an idiot."
Don't run towards an "open" door at full speed. It may be a glass door.
Cynthia wrote: ""Bless her heart" usually means something like "Jesus, what an idiot.""my fav comment of the day
Never volunteer to show your tits.
I hope no one else is volunteering to show my tits.
Jesus, how many times am I going to edit this?Oh, another lesson I learned (don't worry, my sacred virginity is still intact): there is a guy who will fuck you, no matter how ugly you are.
Phil wrote: ""Hey Larry, want to see Britt's tits?""that rhymes!
OK everybody, on the count of three show us your tits. One, Two ...
For once, I'll keep my big mouth shut.
I thought maybe Barb was just quite impressed.
Larry wrote: ""What'd you have to do to earn all those beads, Larry?
In my experience, it's always the amoral ones who end up with a shitload of beads on Mardi Gras. The nice ones stay nekkid around the neck.
Sally wrote: "**writhes**"SHIT!!! I totally did that. Sorry, Sally!!
Scratch that, let me rephrase my last sentence to keep the writhing at a minimum.
In my experience, it's always the IMmoral ones who end up with a shitload of beads on Mardi Gras. The nice ones stay nekkid around the neck.
Thank goodness I missed the 'tit' flashing. It might have been difficult to explain in the office.
Not everyone flashes tits. Some flash boobs, some flash jugs, some flash watermelons, some flash knockers. I think the difference is size, shape and firmness.
Lesson learned as recently as today:When Sally writhes, I use that as my cue to review my recent posts for grammatical or syntax errors.
