If you wake up on the couch, do you drag yourself to bed or just stay there? Ken's rendering

[Sarah]

I hate falling asleep on the couch, but it usually only happens to me if I'm really really tired and I probably should have just gone to bed anyhow. I always drag myself to bed once I realize it.

[janine]

i don't have a couch at the moment, but when i did i always dragged myself to bed when i'd fallen asleep on it. waking up in bed is much more comfortable.

[Ken]

I avoid that problem by never leaving the bed to begin with.

[Félix]

Chicken/egg.

[Sarah]

Why is there a chicken on the couch with you, Larry? The only place I've seen that is in Pink Flamingos, and that was a very wrong scene.

[Jim]

Don't let the egg slide down between the cushions Larry - nothing good can come from that.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I go to bed. Wait, I brush and floss, put on my pjs, and then I go to bed. Where the alarm clock is.

[Sally, la reina]

What Jac kie said. Except by that time I'm all awake again so I read for aw h I l e.

[Jonathan]

I can't sleep on the sofa for any great length of time. Back, hip, and knees all tell me to go to bed.

[Janice]

I don't often sleep on the couch and when I do, it's intentional.

I will often wake up in bed and come out to my recliner to sleep. If I'm sick, having anxiety, or the husband is snoring up a storm, I'll find my way to my chair.

[Heidi]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Why is there a chicken on the couch with you, Larry? The only place I've seen that is in Pink Flamingos, and that was a very wrong scene."

Busted.

Larry's SUPPOSED to be behind the ficus... not on the couch.

[Sarah]

I try to get Bo to stay off the couch, but I know he sneaks up there when I'm not home. Is this like that?

[Félix]

Uh ... what'd I do now?

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Uh ... what'd I do now?"

Do you even have to ask?

[Jonathan]

Put the ficus in front of the couch and have a seat.

[Félix]

Does anyone think to ask the Ficus where it wants to be?

[Jammies]

If I fell asleep on the couch, which I haven't done in years, then when I wake up enough to know where I am, I will go to bed. It's not likely to happen any time soon, though.

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Does anyone think to ask the Ficus where it wants to be?"

I've had some quite long talks with it Larry, basically it will go where it's put, it just wants to be loved.

[Gatorman]

I go to bed. It's the only place with the alarm clock.

[Lori]

Ha, for the past year I've been mostly sleeping on the couch. I fall asleep there, and then even when I get up for the inevitable bathroom rum (<---see what I did there?), I dive back onto the couch, it's where all my things have accumulated including water bottle, and the table light is still on in case I want to read. But I've decided to stop that, my back is killing me, and have rediscovered my wonderful bed. Richard is NOT happy, he claims I steal the blankets.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I used to often doze off on the couch when I had a very long commute that would render me comatose by 10:30. But I never stayed there long, it just wasn't comfortable enough.

Lori, are you making rum in your bathtub?

[Jonathan]

If so, a useful talent.

[The Ficus]

I like it by the window just fine, thank you very much. If you stash Larry behind me that's fine; But my roots get all stretchy and dry when you move me about like this.



*rustles*

[Félix]

See!

[Sally, la reina]

~~scoots furn anyway~~

[Sally, la reina]

Re 23: I like the term "to render," especially when talking about states of mind.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I like it when talking about rendering fat.

[Ken]

An eight-ball of crank and a bottle of Mad Dog have rendered me loquacious.

[Félix]

Render unto Caesar ....

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ken wrote: "An eight-ball of crank and a bottle of Mad Dog have rendered me loquacious."

And yet, this may be your shortest post ever.

[Sally, la reina]

Thank goodness for Lg, Ken's post rendered me speechless.

[Ken]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Ken wrote: "An eight-ball of crank and a bottle of Mad Dog have rendered me loquacious."

And yet, this may be your shortest post ever."

My fingers were rendered anarchic.