Can I ask for an abridgement? Smtch shd wrk.

[janine]

he must have left and rejoined.

[[deleted user]]

smetchie wrote: "Why does my feed say that Clark just joined Terminal Coffee?"

I unjoined with the full intent of taking a break. Then I lurked in the TMI thread and decided my work here wasn't done.

[smetchie]

Clark, you know you can just change your updates so you don't get emails from the group? If you wanted to take a break I mean. Did you tell us you were taking a break in the side of the milk carton thread or did you just try and sneak off?

[[deleted user]]

smetchie wrote: "Clark, you know you can just change your updates so you don't get emails from the group? If you wanted to take a break I mean. Did you tell us you were taking a break in the side of the milk carton..."

Understood. I already have those updates switched off.

I told Kevin to carry on without me and tried to sneak off in the middle of the night.

[smetchie]

Why? What happened? Do I have to go and read the threads? Can you give me a clue? This group is impossible to catch up on!!

[[deleted user]]

smetchie wrote: "Why? What happened? Do I have to go and read the threads? Can you give me a clue? This group is impossible to catch up on!!"

Nothing happened. Don't waste your time trying to find anything. There's nothing to find.

Just got tired of reading my own bullshit.

[[deleted user]]

Don't let this go to your heads, but you guys are infectious. So is avian flu.

[Sally, la reina]

::sneezes inflectionally near Clark::

[[deleted user]]

Sally wrote: "::sneezes inflectionally near Clark::"


Fire away, Sally. My wife and ALL THREE kids are sick at home. It's like a friggin' TB ward.

[Sally, la reina]

::grabs Clark's index finger, shoves deep into left nostril::

[RandomAnthony]

His or yours?

[[deleted user]]

Sally wrote: "::grabs Clark's index finger, shoves deep into left nostril::"

I can watch actual surgery on TV, but booger talk makes me squeamish. That shit ain't right.

[smetchie]

I never tire of reading your bullshit.

[Sally, la reina]

Hers, his, then the Canadian's.

[[deleted user]]

Sally wrote: "Hers, his, then the Canadian's."

So I get sloppy seconds?

[Sally, la reina]

his, then hers, then the Canadian's.

[Michele]

I missed a lot because my computer was very ill and so was the doctor who usually fixes it. I missed everyone a lot while it was down.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

We can't lose Clark. He's too much of a character.

[Sally, la reina]

Stacia, if you are going to return in a month, when do you leave?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "::grabs Clark's index finger, shoves deep into left nostril::"

That was funny.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

RandomAnthony wrote: "His or yours?"

As was that.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Sally wrote: "Stacia, if you are going to return in a month, when do you leave?"

I'm not really gone. It was an inside joke that I had with a couple of friends about a new book release that we were waiting on.

I wish I could go somewhere. A vacation sounds really nice right about now.

[Sally, la reina]

I was away from my computer from roughly 11:45 to 3:45 today and holy shit did I miss out.

82 messages in my inbox, 2834 new posts in various threads, etc. Can someone please succinctly tell me what all went on today, beyond Malcolm being even more of a royal asshole and Sarah Pi giving him the royal boot?

[RandomAnthony]

I had a session with my therapist, bought white chocolate chips, rented Waiting for Superman, and put on my pajamas. I'm a bit under the weather. I think that's it, Sallers.

[Sally, la reina]

Stop ignoring me you fuckers!

[Sally, la reina]

(except you, RA)

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Well, when you ask so nicely. I've had a wee bit of a headache today so I didn't really read much of the topics, other than a quick browse, so I won't be much help.

[Sally, la reina]

Thank you for that.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

*hug* I'm off to clean a kitchen or something. *grumble*

[Heidi]

I totally missed all of that. :( Sally, I think you know more than I do. Sarah Pi booted Malcolm (I'm sure it was justified)?

I've been too busy with work this week... and packing to move...

...and I'm watching for the abridgment that someone will so kindly post for Sally (HI SALLY!!!).

(Someone please post the abridgment for Sally and me)

[Sally, la reina]

Ass hat is an awesome term.

[Sally, la reina]

HEIDERSON!!!!

[Heidi]

:) Hi Sally. Hi hi HI!

[janine]

Sally wrote: "Ass hat is an awesome term."

speaking of awesome: i posted a link to IKEA instructions to build your own (stone)HËNJ.

[Sarah]

Janine's henj was the highlight of my day.

[janine]

:)

[smetchie]

That's the worst abridgement I never got.

[Scout]

Sally, I've been away, so have no idea what's been going on, but if the rumor's true, Go, Pi girl.

[Carol]

Oh Jammies~ your fantabulous abridging skills are needed

[Sally, la reina]

SOMEBODY BUILD A BRIDGE NOW! ABRIDGE, Dammit!

[Heidi]

:)

[Sandysconnected]

Good question...good answers...hilarious thread hijack

[Sarah]

Sally wrote: "SOMEBODY BUILD A BRIDGE NOW! ABRIDGE, Dammit!"

I will build abridge to nowhere. Then where will you be?

[smetchie]

Where's the Oscars thread? I can't find anything around here any more! It's like when they upgraded my grocery store. I was lost for months.

[Sarah]

Under 'movies'

[smetchie]

this place is very difficult to navigate while at work with only a tiny window showing now that they've changed the look of group threads. Should I go complain? "I'm finding it very difficult to goodreads secretly when I should actually be working."

[Sarah]

If you did that, it might free up more time for Goodreads.

[smetchie]

right! hahah. I meant should I complain to goodreads.

[Félix]

A bridge abutment?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Maybe love can build a bridge. (Calling the Judds.)