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[Jill]

Reaching the river in time to join up to complete the quartet, Uneeda, humming the ELMO song that had been used to capture Richard Simmons in Toontown, asked if there might be GEODUCKS in the river. "No oysters for you right now. We have to decide how to RECYCLE Sweaty Man's sweat pants after we dump him" snapped Muck the Manager. "But you may have some GRANOLA if you assist us; however I don't think you should since the berries may aggravate that bad case of GINGIVITIS from which you seem to be suffering."

[Jill]

(Sorry, I jumped in before Stan could get back.)


1. Spatula
2. Penny
3. Fuse
4. Tyke
5. Broiler

[T]

Muck, on a short FUSE, used his handy-dandy superhero SPATULA to serve up the granola, growsing that Smudge shouldn't have put the granola under the BROILER in the first place. "A PENNY for your thoughts, dear little TYKE", simpered Uneeda to Muck, unaware of the potential for an explosion.

[T]

1. Alphabet
2. Tequila
3. Platypus
4. Bathtub
5. Appendicitis

[Jill]

"I would rather have ALPHABET soup" groused Uneeda, as she pulled a bottle of TEQUILA from her xylophone case and took a big swig. "Is that BATHTUB gin?" snickered Muck.."you know that can cause APPENDICITIS". "Get a grip, Muck. You are demented and you have a nose like a PLATYPUS?" snarled Uneeda.

[Jill]

1. Typewriter
2. Bobby pin
3. Feather
4. Windex
5. Tweezers

[T]

Little Beaker Dude was continuing to plot though it looked like he was playing TYPEWRITER on the Blackberry keyboard. "Hmm....we can use the TWEEZERS to pluck out a FEATHER from the Emperor's screamin' meemie pink boa, and a BOBBY PIN to attach the feather to Sweaty Dude's sideburns, positioning the feather to tickle his nose and distract him while he uses his WINDEX to clean his greasy glasses, and we'll truss him and cart him and throw him under the Oprah House!"

[T]

1. Database
2. Nordstrom
3. Calliope
4. Memorex
5. Cantaloupe

[Jill]

"Let me search the DATABASE in my Blackberry that I got on sale at NORDSTROMS for the optimal way to truss up Sweaty Man" purred Little Beaker Dude when the CALLIOPE ring tones of his mobile went off. "I'll just let that go to my old answering machine" "Are you still using the one with the MEMOREX tapes?" chided Smudge who was munching on a CANTALOUPE that was intended to accompany the granola for Uneeda.

[Jill]

1. Delinquent
2. Graphite
3. Lily
4. Ice Pack
5. Uptown

[T]

Muck the Manager was nervously licking his old-school GRAPHITE pencil out of old habit from his DELINQUENT childhood as Little Beaker Dude finalized their plans for corraling and disposing of Sweaty Man in the midst of fancy-schmancy UPTOWN civilization. Muck's LILY white hands nervously grasped the ICE PACK that was thrown at his head by a foraging Smudge in search of food in the ice chest as the concert intermission approached.

[T]

1. Pub
2. Newspapers
3. Kermit
4. Decoder ring(s)
5. Wonder Woman

[Gatorman]

"Hey, do you think we can get to a PUB soon, I'm really thirsty!", said Smudge as he finished his foraging and settled down. Muck, getting into his reminiscent mode, said, "All this planning makes me think back to my childhood. Remember when we actually read NEWSPAPERS and KERMIT and WONDER WOMAN were the biggest things on television? I wish I had that old box of Count Chocula with the DECODER ring inside. Those were the days."

[Gatorman]

1. Advil
2. Serendipity
3. Scarface
4. Metric System
5. Stucco

[Jill]

"Give me an ADVIL,your childhood memories are giving me a headache and this ice pack isn't working" groaned Muck the Manager. "I think the SERENDIPITY of the quartet is breaking down as we can't seem to agree on a method to dispose of Sweaty Man. So I'm going home to watch SCARFACE with Al Pacino and study the METRIC SYSTEM which may still catch on. I just want to be in my little STUCCO house for a quiet evening of violence and contemplation".

[Jill]

1. Pamphlet
2. Oxygen tank
3. Fender
4. Log
5. Cuticle

[T]

Meanwhile, Gene Simmons, resurrected from his drive-thru coffee demise, sucked on O2 from his OXYGEN TANK while perusing the PAMPHLET that came with his new zebra-striped FENDER guitar and chewed a CUTICLE that would have bled if he had any blood left in him. Gene's work LOG showed that following his supporting performance at the xylophone concert, he was to head next to a concer with Ozzy Ozzbourne.

[T]

1. Raccoon
2. Monty Python
3. Sumo wrestling
4. Football
5. Sewage

[Jill]

At his home in Bowling Lane, Muck the Manager, reliving his childhood days, found his old RACCOON tail hat from the Davy Crockett show and turned on a re-run of MONTY PYTHON where John Cleese was doing the SUMO WRESTLING skit."I wonder if there is a FOOTBALL game on ESPN since I am sick of comedy. Most programs on television these days are SEWAGE except for the old KISS concerts. I wonder what ever happened to Gene Simmons?"

[Jill]

1. Postage stamp
2. Lighter
3. Goldenrod
4. Handcuffs
5. Lycra

[Gatorman]

Meanwhile, Gene was licking a POSTAGE STAMP as he prepared to mail a pair of HANDCUFFS and a LIGHTER to a groupie who sent him a picture of her decked out in LYCRA pants with some GOLDENROD petals in her hair. "Hey", thought Gene, "I wonder what ever happened to Muck The Manager?"

[Gatorman]

1. Trojan
2. Yugo
3. Cantankerous
4. Slim Whitman
5. Bosco

[Jill]

Gene checked to see if his TROJANS were in his wallet, jumped in his souped-up YUGO and went in search of Muck the Manager. "Muck used to be a rather CANTANKEROUS little person as I recall", mused Gene..."and she was once a groupie of SLIM WHITMAN but I can forgive that. I hope she still makes that killer drink of BOSCO and vodka. I wonder if she wonders what happened to me?"

[Jill]

1. Anklets
2. Bungee cords
3. Stapler
4. Skillet
5. Fox

[Gatorman]

Meanwhile, Muck The (Apparently Bi-Gender) Manager was going through a box of old stuff and, finding some interesting things, thought, "Wow, these ANKLETS and BUNGEE CORDS really came in handy with those wild groupies, but I can't remember what we did with this STAPLER. Oh, but that SKILLET sure came in handy when we were frying up those FOX fritters. Yum Yum!"

[Gatorman]

1. Spatula
2. Mustache
3. Spider
4. Whoopee Cushion
5. Doritos

[T]

Scraping the SPATULA against her MUSTACHE, Muck the Manager plopped down on a WHOOPIE CUSHION hurriedly put under her hiney by a snickering Little Beaker Dude. Out whooshed a SPIDER and some DORITO crumbs, could they be of use in getting rid of Sweaty Man?

[T]

1. Cactus
2. The Kardashians
3. Bunny Slippers
4. Deodorant
5. Old Maid

[Jill]

Opening the door at the sound of frenzied knocking, Muck was shocked to see Gene, holding a SPATULA and stroking his MUSTACHE. "I hardly recognized you with that hair on your lip and the cooking instrument in your hand" cried Muck, hoping that Gene didn't notice the SPIDER veins around her nose, a result of drinking excessive amounts of Bosco and vodka. "Sit down on this WHOOPEE CUSHION, grab a DORITO and tell me what you've been up to, you old has-been"

[Jill]

1. Oil can
2. Polaroid camera
3. Stein
4. Cooler
5. Parrot

[T]

Watching THE KARDASHIANS maneuver a CACTUS, OIL CAN, and the biggest beer STEIN you ever did see around the PARROT cage in Bruce Jenner's new pool house, all while in matching BUNNY SLIPPERS, Gene ignored Muck and tripped over the COOLER laying in the middle of the floor. Little Beaker Dude and Smudge were rounding up a POLAROID CAMERA and DEODORANT for the final round of disposing of Sweaty Man and tossed in a deck of OLD MAID cards to help while away the time on the pheasant boat ride to the Oprah House netherworld.

[T]

1. La Traviata
2. Manhole cover
3. Spumoni
4. Gentle Ben
5. Business cards

[Gatorman]

[Jill]

Over by the river, Uneeda, listening to LA TRAVIATA on her Ipod, looked under the MANHOLE COVER which was the entrance to the Oprah underworld. "Smells like SPUMONI in here which will at least make Sweaty Man's journey less unpleasant" GENTLE BEN the guide to the underworld appeared and handed his BUSINESS CARD to Uneeda which read "Book with us on Tours for the Damned Inc.

[T]

1. Drawstring
2. Sweat socks
3. Ticking
4. Bus token
5. Modem

[Jill]

Sweaty Man pulled the DRAWSTRING on his sweatpants a little tighter, checked that his SWEAT SOCKS were on straight and put his watch to his ear to be sure it was still TICKING. "Do I need a BUS TOKEN for the Tours for the Damned" he inquired of Gentle Ben who was busy trying to figure out if his MODEM was connected so that he could send an e-mail to the gate keeper of the Oprah Underworld.

[Jill]

1. Report
2. Jamaica
3. Flake
4. Salami
5. Choreography

[T]

The Oprah House Gate Keeper sent a REPORT back to Gentle Ben that the FLAKE's special password would be JAMAICA to identify him as the special drop off cargo, as he gnawed on his log of SALAMI, getting grease all over his keyboard. He also wondered with glee if Sweaty Man would fit into his CHOREOGRAPHY for the upcoming talent show for Oprah Underworld Misfits.

[T]

1. Toe shoes
2. Hangnail
3. Woodpecker
4. Glenrothes
5. Eeyore

[Jill]

"I don't think I can fit into these TOE SHOES for the talent show", whined Sweaty Man to Uneeda who had just returned from the hospital where she was initially treated for an acute HANGNAIL. On the way to the river she was attacked by a Pileated WOODPECKER and had to go back to the emergency room where they offered her some GLENROTHES scotch. Drunk as a dog, she brayed like EEYORE and had to be sedated by Smudge.

[Jill]

1. Parsonage
2. Emir
3. Submarine
4. Rupee
5. Dingo

[stan]

Smudge was in element He took the sedated Uneeda to the river where he had moored his SUBMARINE USN "EMIR" the trip was 2 hours long on there they passed packs of DINGO's eventually they arrived at the PARSONAGE and paid the toll of 100 RUPEE's

[T]

1. Map
2. Investment
3. Touch Football
4. Groupie
5. ZZ Top

[Jill]

Smudge obviously needed a MAP, an INVESTMENT he didn't want to make since he went in the wrong direction and paid his rupees to watch a TOUCH FOOTBALL GAME with a crowd of old Gene Simmons GROUPIES and two members of ZZ TOP. "I've got to get back to the river and pull the quartet together" he meowed.

[Jill]

1. Oxyclean
2. Gumby
3. Paper clip
4. Knitting needles
5. Stiletto

[T]

Little Beaker Dude was continuing to pack his bag of tricks as Smudge took his detour. LBD added some OXYCLEAN to the to-do list, figuring he may as well help clean up the pollution while they were at it. He figured his GUMBY action figure would help amuse the stuporous Uneeda and keep her out of the way. PAPER CLIPS and KNITTING NEEDLES made excellent poking/prodding/lock picking or jamming devices, and red STILETTO heels were a special request from the Oprah House Gate Keeper.

[T]

1. Bongos
2. Gong Show
3. Bill Clinton
4. Mango chutney
5. The Flugs

[Jill]

Uneeda awakened with an ache like BONGOS in her head while Sweaty Man watched reruns of his appearance on the GONG SHOW on his laptop. The Gate Keeper, popped his head from the manhole cover and announced "BILL CLINTON just arrived in the underground and is requesting MANGO CHUTNEY and an interview with THE FLUGS". At that point Smudge arrived on the scene.

[T]

1. Teleport
2. Punk'd
3. Stroke
4. Catnip
5. Eddie Money

[stan]

Smudge arrived with his oldest friend EDDIE MONEY they were dead tired after a night of R&R at the TELEPORT club Smudge had a bit of a dance with Uneeda the crowed had gone mad with the new craze PUNK'D STROKE it left everyone in need of a CATNAP