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Look what the cat dragged in
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Great. Now I'm hoping to see a decapitated tail in my bedroom.

Montambo, I'm sad you don't like cats. Mine were just chasing a flying bug through the house. It's funny to watch them jump in the air, clapping to try to catch the bug! Hee hee! But I'm very glad you like tortoises. Sometimes I'm scared to pick up the turtles in the middle of the road to rescue them because I don't want their claws to get me. I'll call you next time I see one and you can come rescue him for me.

I hope this doesn't effect your decision on whether to friend me on MySpace.


a) how do I kill a dog?
b) how do I skin a dog?
c) where can I get some good recipes for dog?
d) will the rest of this dog meat fit in my freezer?
e) fuck. I don't have a freezer because now I'm homeless.


he sleeps on my bed too (but he chooses to get up at random hours of the night and SCRATCH ON THE FRIGGIN' DOOR!- the downside to cats)
i still love him though ;D

Dogs are like toddlers that never grow up. They never learn to take themselves to the bathroom or not to wolf down all the food in their bowl. Now, I love toddlers, but what I love about them is watching them grow and develop. Dogs just don't do that.
I swear, the new guy I'm seeing, I'm keeping him around partly because I like his cat so much.


now, i've always thought my cat reminded me of a toddler too. like, that mischevious look little kids get when they know they're going to do something bad and they really don't want to, but they just don't have the willpower to NOT do it. my cat loves to spill water glasses. he knows he shouldn't, and he doesn't want to get yelled at. but it's just. so. tempting. you can see the internal struggle as he stares down the glass, his little paw twitching to tip it over. sometimes he overcomes temptation, but usually, he'll just look slyly over his shoulder at me, tip it, and run away like maybe i won't know who did it if i don't catch him wet-pawed and in the act. i know a 2 year old who does exactly the same thing.


Now that the hate is out of the way: Donna Dinah is the smae way. She absolutly refuses to eat food from anyone but me or the wife.


newcastle
silver gultch fairbanks lager.
these are the things that carry me through life. One gulp at a time.... Then Dinah draggs me home.

And take a picture, would you? The image in my head is hilarious!
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But then I notice she's not dropping the mouse. And THEN I notice the tail is still moving! Ugh! Take it back outside! But nooo, she's just standing there, plotting her next move. Toy with it alittle more in the house or outside? She must really love me because she decides I want in on this superb entertainment. So she drops the mouse, who immediately scampers away into my closet. Lots of good hiding places there - yes my closet floor is a mess, leave me alone! It's a big closet, there's a dresser in there shoved up against the wall. The cat is trying to get behind it , under it, anything, so I know where the mouse is. I left the room. An hour later I see Moxie the cat slink out of the bedroom. Sans mouse.
Where the hell is it?