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Wait....Kratos who??? Aurion? The Mortal Kombat one? The actual God?

A girl I used to know had an Edward cut-out, and whenever I went to her house she used to put it right before the door so when I opened it I screamed.


Kratos A-Aurion?? Pfft, h-haha, I wasn't hiding a...cut-out! Because adults don't play video games! o_o;; *pushes cut-out further into closet*
If anyone has already said anything in regards to what I am about to type, I apologize sincerely.
So, it's Christmas day in Columbia, South Carolina, about two in the afternoon. I'm at Blockbuster (I actually just saw Tangled, which was very good), picking out a movie to watch the next night.
I go to the "Top Twenty Rented Movies of 2010" rack and, of course, Eclipse is on it, like five or something. I had no intention of even touching the DVDs, but there was a box between them, a small box that defintely did not contain a disk of the horrid movie.
I kneel down (it was on the bottom shelf) and stare at the box. At this distance, I was able to determine that inside the box were small tins. I pulled one out and read on the cover in the familar Twilight font:
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
12 Adhesive Bandages.
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I am deadly serious.
There was a box of Twilight bandages.
Yes.
I do not know what this world has come to, either.
I felt my Raisents begin to come back up through my throat. With the last of my strength, I turned the box around and discovered that there were two different kind of bandages. One with Edward's face plastered all over it, the other with Jacob's. Edward's had a gray background, I believe, and Jacob's was orangeish. I'm not sure if there was an Edward tin and a Jacob tin, becuase once I saw the pictures of the bandages I tossed the tin on the floor, stood up, rented my favorite movie--How to Train Your Dragon--and watched it over and over again when I came back to my hotel.
And, in all honesty, I really don't want to know......