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message 1: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments I didn't think I would be doing another "You Guessed It," about Twilight merchandise I have seen, but this, THIS is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more shocking than Edward vs. Jacob candy. It's so shocking I'm not even going to say what it is in the topic.

If anyone has already said anything in regards to what I am about to type, I apologize sincerely.

So, it's Christmas day in Columbia, South Carolina, about two in the afternoon. I'm at Blockbuster (I actually just saw Tangled, which was very good), picking out a movie to watch the next night.

I go to the "Top Twenty Rented Movies of 2010" rack and, of course, Eclipse is on it, like five or something. I had no intention of even touching the DVDs, but there was a box between them, a small box that defintely did not contain a disk of the horrid movie.

I kneel down (it was on the bottom shelf) and stare at the box. At this distance, I was able to determine that inside the box were small tins. I pulled one out and read on the cover in the familar Twilight font:

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

12 Adhesive Bandages.

...

I am deadly serious.

There was a box of Twilight bandages.

Yes.

I do not know what this world has come to, either.

I felt my Raisents begin to come back up through my throat. With the last of my strength, I turned the box around and discovered that there were two different kind of bandages. One with Edward's face plastered all over it, the other with Jacob's. Edward's had a gray background, I believe, and Jacob's was orangeish. I'm not sure if there was an Edward tin and a Jacob tin, becuase once I saw the pictures of the bandages I tossed the tin on the floor, stood up, rented my favorite movie--How to Train Your Dragon--and watched it over and over again when I came back to my hotel.

And, in all honesty, I really don't want to know......


message 2: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) Ewwwww, Jacob and Edward with you all the time?!

O_o
o_O
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message 3: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments I KNOW!!! WHO WOULD WANT A PICTURE OF EDWARD'S FACE ON THEIR BOO BOO???


message 4: by Tanya (new)

Tanya Ito (ThingsThatGoQuack) | 48 comments Edward and or Jacob...on my knee/elbow/SKIN...why do I suddenly feel violated and repulsed by this?


message 5: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments It's so wrong...so, so wrong.....


message 6: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) *Turns pale like they do in Memashiba*
Ohhh.....


message 7: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments When I was in Savannahh (LEOPOLD'S ICE CREAM KICKS ASS! I reccomend either Tutti Frutti or Pepperminut Crunch) I also stumbled upon life-size cut-outs of not only Jacob and Edward, but also Bella and Alice..........Weird.


message 8: by Tanya (new)

Tanya Ito (ThingsThatGoQuack) | 48 comments o_o!! *hides Kratos cut-outs*


message 9: by Rose (last edited Jan 02, 2011 05:25PM) (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments It wasn't the cut-outs that disturbed me, because I know that if I had a life-size cut-out of Edgeworth I'd have alot of fun with it...but the fact that there's not only the two main dudes of the series, but the main FEMALE character, and then some random minor character.....

....

Wait....Kratos who??? Aurion? The Mortal Kombat one? The actual God?


message 10: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments That's totally creepy.

A girl I used to know had an Edward cut-out, and whenever I went to her house she used to put it right before the door so when I opened it I screamed.


message 11: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments It was so frightning...I'd try to push my sis forward but she would turn around and push me forward then laugh at my Edward pain....


message 12: by Tanya (new)

Tanya Ito (ThingsThatGoQuack) | 48 comments Rose wrote: "It wasn't the cut-outs that disturbed me, because I know that if I had a life-size cut-out of Edgeworth I'd have alot of fun with it...but the fact that there's not only the two main dudes of the s..."

Kratos A-Aurion?? Pfft, h-haha, I wasn't hiding a...cut-out! Because adults don't play video games! o_o;; *pushes cut-out further into closet*


message 13: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) Did nobody get my mameshiba referance?


message 14: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) *sad face*


message 15: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Haha!

And I don't know what mameshiba is...sorry.


message 17: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments THAT IS RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING.

DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!


message 18: by Tanya (new)

Tanya Ito (ThingsThatGoQuack) | 48 comments Oh, my cousin has a mameshiba wallet..! Those are so gosh-darn cute!


message 19: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments It sounds adorable!


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