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Jan 15, 2011 07:21PM
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when is the next Anita Blake book coming out?
two worst novels: Gump & Co. and the 3rd to last book in the series of Left Behind. one tried to catch lightning in a bottle and one tried to keep you paying to see the same lightning strike over and over again
let me guess, another original vampire book? the book is probably out now but by a diff author under a diff titlenext?
Kevin, if that's a reply to my Anita Blake question, all I can say is sacrilege! Don't let the Ladies who Love Laurell hear you! There is no other Anita Blake and she, herself, is not a vampire: she's a necromancer, human servant and succubus plus vampire executioner and animator (raises zombies). very busy lady. She is also very sexually active.
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hey, i just give answers here. i believe i said "vampire book" which it is. sexually active, zombie making, human servant?
Kevin, since today is a holiday, what time will my mail arrive tomorrow?
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Sally wrote: "Would it be meta of me to get on my smartphone and Facebook while watching The Social Network?"No, just unbearable. :P
ms petra - you are supposed to shake your head up and down with my answer.sally - yes. let haters hate.
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Ha!
sally - "don't read? don't read? how do you ever expect to know what happens to sam gribley or who lives in zuckerman's barn. life is not powered by electricity. a book will be your friend forever"
Please tell me, O All Knowing Kevin, what was the question I was going to ask you but forgot, and what was the answer to said question?
sally - THAT was the best thing i ever said without capitalization
you were going to ask boxers or briefs. boxers.next?
I'm crushed! Disillusioned even. Kevin doesn't have all the answers. :(
With which member of Kiss do you most relate and why?
*pats Janice* He does, really, he was just afraid we couldn't handle the information overload!
RA - def paul stanley. stud, occasionally wears star on eye and codpiece, looks good in spandex, can kick peter & ace's ass, not intimidated by gene, can pull off the lip-smooch-face look, have worn stilts and has used the term "love gun" often.next?
barb - yes. he is waiting for buzz aldrin's space elevator to get up and going so he can move on.next?
How do people from Kokomo, Indiana feel when they hear the song "Kokomo"?
at first it was cool until we realized that the beach boys are NOT cool and john stamos was involved. now we are as slightly nauseated by is as everyone else is.
actually, barb [said sorta sarcastically] this is that kokomo. i defy you to visit another actual kokomo. and i think no one wants to visit us anywaynext?
If an attractive woman slapped you on the butt, right in front of your wife, what would you do? What would she do?
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One of my sons dared his brother to "touch the dog's weiner". Should the other brother have taken the dare? Why or why not?
Yes. Because it's not so bad and then he can dare his brother to touch the dog's butt.
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oh wise one, why am I so ashy? I put on lotion, and I'm still ashy. damn!
Weiners come from New York/New Jersey?
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "RA - def paul stanley. stud, occasionally wears star on eye and codpiece, looks good in spandex, can kick peter & ace's ass, not intimidated by gene, can pull off the lip-smooch-face look, have wor..."
Don't forget his recent hip replacement and wig.
Don't forget his recent hip replacement and wig.
298 - i would yell "thank you sir may i have another", my wife would possibly slap my in face after saying that and it would become a slap-fest of stoogesque proportions with me grinning like curly the whole time.next?
300 - yes, we recycle. not curbside. we did have a curbside program but people lost their bins or used them to store collectibles like pez dispensers and celebrity hair clippings which derailed the system. btw - the system was graciously managed by a local trash recycler who bowed out when paper/cardboard market went to crap. we now have bins located around town for those of us die-hard recyclers. by the way, we co-minglenext?
301 - no. wiener touching of any kind (other than your own) should be carefully thought through. always repercussions. you do not want your brother walking waiting til you are in high school and have the hot date and announcing to her and everyone "remember when you touched the dogs weiner?" an occasional accidental weiner graze is skeevy enough.next?
307 - dry heat. (not you, your environment). gas forced air heating and cold temps suck the moisture right out of you. exfoliate, moisturize, exercise (for circulation), eat antioxidant rich foods and try L'Occitane shea butter. remember - don't be like them other ******* being all nappy and ashy!next?
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